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DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2012 | Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson
A guy who cares whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control.

Believe me, when I was a young bad-boy stallion, making sure she got lots of contraception was ALWAYS on the front of the mind! I paid for it myself. I don't want to get stuck with the tattooed lady for 18 years.

41 posted on 10/26/2012 11:18:17 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Lazamataz

No one has addressed the real question.

Would laz hit it?


42 posted on 10/26/2012 11:38:35 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is it me, or does she look A LOT like Chris Matthews around the eyes and mouth?


43 posted on 10/26/2012 12:08:38 PM PDT by DemforBush (100% Ex-Democrat.)
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To: Lx; Lazmataz

He’s Laz. He’d hit it like a dinosaur-killing asteroid.


44 posted on 10/26/2012 12:09:00 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is that Fred Savage? I was ‘wonder’ing what he was doing these days. Playing some ugly chick on an HBO show, huh?


45 posted on 10/26/2012 12:18:42 PM PDT by tnlibertarian (I am not going to vote for Romney..... I already have.)
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To: DemforBush
Is it me, or does she look A LOT like Chris Matthews. . . ?

No wonder she got a thrill up her leg.

46 posted on 10/26/2012 12:19:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

With this episode the Obama campaign has jumped the slut.


47 posted on 10/26/2012 12:22:57 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: GeronL
I was flipping channel and came across that show “Girls”, some women were waiting for their friend at an abortion clinic so they could throw her an abortion party.... I turned it off real fast.

Oh dear Lord! Our poor children. What is happening to our society?

48 posted on 10/26/2012 12:31:57 PM PDT by kimchi lover (Obyebye 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

if you’re a little woman you won’t do it with anybody.

You’ll do it with everybody


49 posted on 10/26/2012 12:37:20 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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50 posted on 10/26/2012 12:39:56 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: freedumb2003

Oops. I meant LIBERAL womyn.


51 posted on 10/26/2012 12:43:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: Lx; Charles Henrickson
Errr....

.... pass.

52 posted on 10/26/2012 12:44:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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53 posted on 10/26/2012 12:59:27 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So, let me get thtis straight:

Obama just admitted that voting for him for the first time, is just like getting screwed for the first time.

And that, for most women, is a little painful, definitely unsatisfying, and usually ends in a bloody mess.


54 posted on 10/26/2012 1:13:20 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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Gloria Allred lines up Laz's October Surprise.

55 posted on 10/26/2012 1:13:28 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I much prefer this Dunham:


56 posted on 10/26/2012 1:33:24 PM PDT by Paradox (I want Obama defeated. Period.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 40.


57 posted on 10/26/2012 1:34:07 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: FredZarguna
Gloria Allred: For the record, what is your screen name?

Lazamataz: Lazamataz.

Gloria Allred: ... and you post on Free Republic?

Lazamataz: I do.

Gloria Allred: And would it be fair to say that you post the phrase "I'd hit it" from time to time.

Lazamataz: That would be a fair characterization.

Gloria Allred: .... and you have posted it to pictures of Helen Thomas?

Lazamataz: I have.

Gloria Allred: KNOWING that Helen Thomas is 178 years of age....

Lazamataz: She's my fantasy.

Gloria Allred: I see. What else would you 'hit'? (Allred wrinkles her nose)

Lazamataz: Barney the Dinosaur, the Frito Bandito, anyone Swedish, including the little jelly Swedish Fish candies...

Gloria Allred: We get the picture. Would it be fair to say you would hit anything even slightly concave?

Lazamataz: I'd hit a concave lens.

Gloria Allred: Yet you will NOT hit my client.

Lazamataz: No ma'am.

Gloria Allred: And why not?

Lazamataz: Too repulsive. Lesbian. Wants to vote for Obama.

Dunham: (sobbing audibly)

Lazamataz: Isn't that discrimination????!?

Gloria Allred: Why yes, ma'am, I guess it is.

Observers in court: (begin to murmer)

Gloria Allred: So YOU, by your OWN ADMISSION, *ADMIT* you are WITHHOLDING YOUR HIT, against the LAWS of the United States, and in full contravention of all that is right and holy!!!

Observers in court: (begin murmuring loudly) (occasional phrases of "That's wrong," and "Guilty" can be heard)

Judge: (banging gavel) Order! This court will come to order!

Lazamataz: Ma'am, I'm sorry. It may be wrong -- even illegal -- to withhold a Laz hit, but...I cannot bring myself to do it....

Observers in court (erupt with angry cries) "KILL HIM!" "LOCK HIM UP!" "WHAT A CREEP!"

Judge: (banging gavel harder) Baliff! Escort these witnesses out! I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!!

(Roll credits, cue Perry Mason music)

58 posted on 10/26/2012 1:37:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Too hung from the Greek mixer.

You may have left a word out of that line...

..but I hope not.

59 posted on 10/26/2012 1:43:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz
Gloria Allred: Would you hit me?

Laz's Counsel: Objection. Relevancy.

Gloria Allred: I'll rephrase. You have answered you would not hit a repulsive lesbian who's voting for 0bama. Would you hit a repulsive non-lesbian who not only is voting for 0bama but has worn through 14 pairs of 0bama knee-pads?

Laz's Counsel: Objection. Still irrelevant.

Judge: Sustained. But I'm still going to allow the question, because I think FRee Republic needs to know just how depraved Laz is.

60 posted on 10/26/2012 1:56:53 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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