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DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2012 | Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: freedumb2003

Oops. I meant LIBERAL womyn.


51 posted on 10/26/2012 12:43:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: Lx; Charles Henrickson
Errr....

.... pass.

52 posted on 10/26/2012 12:44:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
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53 posted on 10/26/2012 12:59:27 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So, let me get thtis straight:

Obama just admitted that voting for him for the first time, is just like getting screwed for the first time.

And that, for most women, is a little painful, definitely unsatisfying, and usually ends in a bloody mess.


54 posted on 10/26/2012 1:13:20 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Lazamataz
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Gloria Allred lines up Laz's October Surprise.

55 posted on 10/26/2012 1:13:28 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I much prefer this Dunham:


56 posted on 10/26/2012 1:33:24 PM PDT by Paradox (I want Obama defeated. Period.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 40.


57 posted on 10/26/2012 1:34:07 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: FredZarguna
Gloria Allred: For the record, what is your screen name?

Lazamataz: Lazamataz.

Gloria Allred: ... and you post on Free Republic?

Lazamataz: I do.

Gloria Allred: And would it be fair to say that you post the phrase "I'd hit it" from time to time.

Lazamataz: That would be a fair characterization.

Gloria Allred: .... and you have posted it to pictures of Helen Thomas?

Lazamataz: I have.

Gloria Allred: KNOWING that Helen Thomas is 178 years of age....

Lazamataz: She's my fantasy.

Gloria Allred: I see. What else would you 'hit'? (Allred wrinkles her nose)

Lazamataz: Barney the Dinosaur, the Frito Bandito, anyone Swedish, including the little jelly Swedish Fish candies...

Gloria Allred: We get the picture. Would it be fair to say you would hit anything even slightly concave?

Lazamataz: I'd hit a concave lens.

Gloria Allred: Yet you will NOT hit my client.

Lazamataz: No ma'am.

Gloria Allred: And why not?

Lazamataz: Too repulsive. Lesbian. Wants to vote for Obama.

Dunham: (sobbing audibly)

Lazamataz: Isn't that discrimination????!?

Gloria Allred: Why yes, ma'am, I guess it is.

Observers in court: (begin to murmer)

Gloria Allred: So YOU, by your OWN ADMISSION, *ADMIT* you are WITHHOLDING YOUR HIT, against the LAWS of the United States, and in full contravention of all that is right and holy!!!

Observers in court: (begin murmuring loudly) (occasional phrases of "That's wrong," and "Guilty" can be heard)

Judge: (banging gavel) Order! This court will come to order!

Lazamataz: Ma'am, I'm sorry. It may be wrong -- even illegal -- to withhold a Laz hit, but...I cannot bring myself to do it....

Observers in court (erupt with angry cries) "KILL HIM!" "LOCK HIM UP!" "WHAT A CREEP!"

Judge: (banging gavel harder) Baliff! Escort these witnesses out! I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!!

(Roll credits, cue Perry Mason music)

58 posted on 10/26/2012 1:37:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Too hung from the Greek mixer.

You may have left a word out of that line...

..but I hope not.

59 posted on 10/26/2012 1:43:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz
Gloria Allred: Would you hit me?

Laz's Counsel: Objection. Relevancy.

Gloria Allred: I'll rephrase. You have answered you would not hit a repulsive lesbian who's voting for 0bama. Would you hit a repulsive non-lesbian who not only is voting for 0bama but has worn through 14 pairs of 0bama knee-pads?

Laz's Counsel: Objection. Still irrelevant.

Judge: Sustained. But I'm still going to allow the question, because I think FRee Republic needs to know just how depraved Laz is.

60 posted on 10/26/2012 1:56:53 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: kimchi lover

I know. It’s pretty disgusting.


61 posted on 10/26/2012 1:58:46 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: FredZarguna
Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.

(Court erupts into shouting, several people rush the witness stand with clenched fists)

62 posted on 10/26/2012 2:00:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Gay State Conservative; Cyber Liberty

You know, Lena's got a pretty serious blotch developing there on her right arm. She ought to get that looked at. Antibiotics might help.

63 posted on 10/26/2012 2:01:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.

Premature Withdrawal Preferred

64 posted on 10/26/2012 2:02:20 PM PDT by mikrofon (Lena Dunham -> Unheld a Man)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand.

Lateral move from the head in the sand...

65 posted on 10/26/2012 2:07:24 PM PDT by mikrofon (Lena Dunham -> Unladen Ham)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’d have to be beyond drunk to even consider this fat little ugly woman.

I bet she’s a whiny little b**** too.


66 posted on 10/26/2012 2:08:27 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
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To: Lazamataz; FredZarguna
Gloria Allred: Would you hit me?

Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.


67 posted on 10/26/2012 2:09:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Lazamataz
Judge: Order in the Court! (banging gavel furiously) I will have Order in this Court! Mr. Mataz, you are hereby sentenced to one year's house arrest. Bailiff: make sure you place the restraint bracelet around the offending member; clearly an anklet will not be adequate bring this reprobate's impulses under control.

Lazamataz: What about time off for good behavior?

Judge: [With apologies to Cheech and Chong] Bailiff, whack his Pee-Pee. He is clearly trying to make a mockery of this court. "Good behavior" indeed! You sir are in contempt!

68 posted on 10/26/2012 2:12:51 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: GraceG
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I always wondered about their relationship...

69 posted on 10/26/2012 2:13:03 PM PDT by mikrofon (But $oro$ pulls ALL the $tring$)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Guaranteed if you hit it her way, that’s one big ‘E’...


70 posted on 10/26/2012 2:26:00 PM PDT by mikrofon (World Series Break BUMP)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Should have said, “hung over”...but if you like that version better, who am I to judge? :-)


71 posted on 10/26/2012 3:03:18 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: mikrofon

Dude, that’s not where her head is stuck.


72 posted on 10/26/2012 3:05:18 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Lazamataz

“And that, for most women, is a little painful, definitely unsatisfying, and usually ends in a bloody mess.”

Classy !

.


73 posted on 10/26/2012 3:44:00 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Charles Henrickson; All
Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child.

It would look worse then an offspring of Helen Thomas and Nancy Pelosi

(No Pictucts of Ms. Thomas Please)

Who is Lena Dunham, you ask?

Some no talent, who thinks she does, I guess...

The theme of the video is Ms. Dunham comparing premarital sex with voting for Barack Obama

True... either way you will get SCREWED!!! /lol

Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy

As a guy, my first time is with a FEMALE (maybe in DUmmieland it would be unusual!!). Always been with a female!! (and only now with Wife!!)

Someone who really cares about and understands women.

[Someone like, oh, Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton.]

Or the local sex offender (with Ms Durham's look... she looks like she could only get them...)

You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.

I doubt that FLOTUS would like that...(unless it is a 3-some)

who thinks that gay people should never have beautiful, complicated weddings of the kind we see on Bravo or TLC all the time.

Bravo -- Obama Supporters TV Network...TLC = The LIBERAL Channel

Think about how you want to spend those four years

That is what I did wrong when I was in College... I studied...I'll tell my kids to have SEX EVERYDAY and not study when they go to college!!

Before I was a girl. Now I was a woman.

You are are STILL DUmb...

I voted for Barack Obama.

And you helped SCREWED the taxpayers and the SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS voting for BO...

Can't wait for the follow up video.

The FOLLOW UP VIDEO will be OBAMA telling the AMERICAN PEOPLE that he lost to Romney!!!

74 posted on 10/26/2012 4:08:24 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Lazamataz
GA(ga)mataz is waiting. And she has cue cards, just in case your "reluctance" gets the better of your instincts ...

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75 posted on 10/26/2012 4:18:09 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz

76 posted on 10/26/2012 4:23:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

NICE!!!

I am stealing your concept for a series of pics of Obama. Do you wish to be credited?


77 posted on 10/26/2012 4:27:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Mears
Classy !

Another Satisfied Customer!™

78 posted on 10/26/2012 4:29:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz

“Mr. Mataz” BWAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!

WAAAAAAAH!


79 posted on 10/26/2012 4:34:39 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: Lazamataz; edzo4
I got that pic from edzo4, who posted it on my Gloria Allred DUFU the other day.
80 posted on 10/26/2012 4:35:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: mylife

Putin Virgin Ad: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/feb/29/putin-advert-russia-virgin-voters-video


81 posted on 10/26/2012 4:43:10 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Huntress

Thanks.


82 posted on 10/26/2012 4:49:16 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: FredZarguna

LOL!


83 posted on 10/26/2012 4:51:21 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: edzo4; Charles Henrickson

NICE, edz04!!!

I am stealing your concept for a series of pics of Obama. Do you wish to be credited?


84 posted on 10/26/2012 5:44:53 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Anyone else get the idea that these liberal women really only want to talk about sex, but talk about it a whole lot? Almost like if they talk about it enough, it will make up for them obviously not getting any? Anyone really think Sandra Fluke or this Lena Dunham person are really doing anything that would require birth control? Liberals manage to make sex banal. That takes talent.


85 posted on 10/26/2012 6:12:02 PM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: tanknetter
Speakin’ of Pat O'Rourke: in his “Give War a Chance” is his article about the campaign in Nicaragua in 1990 - the one Ortega lost to Chamorro.

Seems Ortega had this brilliant idea, too - a teenaged couple wearing Sandinista T-shirts walking toward a voting booth with the caption “The first time you do it, do it for love.”

He lost badly, too.

86 posted on 10/26/2012 9:29:10 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

He told me that he cared about me.

He said that I would do it if I really loved him.

Afterwards, I felt cheap and used.

Afterwards, he became a “big man” to his friends

I didn’t hear from him for 4 years and now he wants me to do it again.

I voted for Barak Obama.


87 posted on 10/26/2012 11:01:42 PM PDT by Sapper26 (Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
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To: Charles Henrickson

As the mother of four daughters I can’t tell you how much this “ad” bothers me. The list of “qualifications” and the first that the guy have “beautiful”, um she didn’t finish that sentence so I guess “beautiful” everything?

The most disgusting part to me was the peer pressure line - You don’t want to be asked and then say “no” I wasn’t ready! (and that look of disgust on her face). As if that isn’t a slam on virgins?

God forbid that Malia and Sasha ever see this - I fear they would be emotionally scarred by the thought of all of those women and men “doing it” with their Dad for their “first time”. Speaking of which - I guess Obama doesn’t have to worry about his daughters seeing this - whereas the rest of the American public does...

And, I guess he really wasn’t joking about wanting women to vote with their “lady parts” apparently that’s ALL Obama thinks we should be concerned about - our lady parts, sex, and all the issues associated. Sorry Obama, but my most important “lady part” is my BRAIN, and it’s what one uses to see through manipulative misogynists such as yourself...

The Democrat Party - making the job of keeping one’s children virtuous more difficult with every President.

And let me just tell you... It is taking all I have in me not to punch my computer screen at this moment because of the .gif that is staring at me while I’m writing repeating Barack’s name over and over... Thanks so much for that! :)

AND, to prove to those DUmmies that I am not complete without a sense of humor... If one’s first voting experience is equated with having sex for the first time does that mean that I “lost it” to BILL CLINTON???? Now I’m even MORE disgusted with myself for ever supporting that vile man. *smh*


88 posted on 10/27/2012 4:08:45 AM PDT by LibertyRocks
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To: Charles Henrickson
and you say, "No, who are you voting for?" and they go, "Guess!"

[Wheeeee!!! It's FUn!]

Well, Mr. Guess was not on the ballot I got on the electronic voting machine when I voted the other day.

89 posted on 10/27/2012 5:27:50 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Mr. Silverback

:: I should rephrase that. It has taken off faster than Big Bird on a binder full of horses. ::

You should have enlisted Mr. Silverback for your comparison.


90 posted on 10/27/2012 6:18:23 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: cripplecreek

Romney’s reply should use the phrase, “...not some creepy old guy that’s looking to take your daughter’s virginity.”


91 posted on 10/27/2012 6:22:16 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
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92 posted on 10/27/2012 6:27:25 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: FredZarguna

can you make it say Barackwards?


93 posted on 10/27/2012 8:02:24 AM PDT by edzo4 (You call us the 'Party Of No', I call us the resistance.)
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To: Ingtar

I remember my first time voting. I registered right after I turned 18 specifically so I could vote for the MO marriage amendment in 2004. And I was proud to do it too.


94 posted on 10/27/2012 10:04:19 AM PDT by Luircin (Don't like Romney? Blame the conservative circular firing squad.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

She looks somewhat like Sandra Fluke. These radical feminists often have a certain look about them.


95 posted on 10/27/2012 1:02:43 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: edzo4

You want it flashing, or just steady Barackwards?


96 posted on 10/27/2012 2:53:53 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Now, slow response time on FR, yeah, that depresses me...)
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To: edzo4

You want it flashing, or just steady Barackwards?


97 posted on 10/27/2012 2:54:02 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Now, slow response time on FR, yeah, that depresses me...)
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