Order in the Court! (banging gavel furiously) I will have Order in this Court! Mr. Mataz, you are hereby sentenced to one year's house arrest. Bailiff: make sure you place the restraint bracelet around the offending member; clearly an anklet will not be adequate bring this reprobate's impulses under control.
Lazamataz: What about time off for good behavior?
Judge: [With apologies to Cheech and Chong] Bailiff, whack his Pee-Pee. He is clearly trying to make a mockery of this court. "Good behavior" indeed! You sir are in contempt!
posted on 10/26/2012 2:12:51 PM PDT
(Can he even count to zero?)
To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz
“Mr. Mataz” BWAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!
posted on 10/26/2012 4:34:39 PM PDT
by LUV W
(All my heroes wear camos!)
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