Posted on 10/27/2012 10:11:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
In yesterday's DUFU, we introduced you to a young woman named Lena Dunham, an obscure actress who cut an ad for the Obama campaign called "Your First Time." In the video, Ms. Dunham glowingly compares voting for Barack with being deflowered by him. Unbelievable. And so this thing went viral faster than a herpes outbreak. People couldn't believe Team Obama would actually want voters to see this. But apparently they do. I thought for a while that, because of the widespread (no pun intended) negative reaction, they had pulled the video. But today, at least, the YouTube VIDEO is still there. You would think it would cause Obama some electile dysfunction, but surprisingly, it has stayed up longer than four hours.
Yesterday there had not been much reaction yet from the DUmmies, just a few positive comments on one out-of-the-way thread. But now, because of the buzz the video created, we have more grist for our DUnham FUnnies mill. We'll start with this THREAD, "Conservatives flip out over Lena Dunham Obama ad," and check out a couple of other threads, as well.
So let us now have our way with Lena Dunham and the DUmmies for a second time, in Are You Ready Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping that Lena campaigning with her lady parts will turn off as many voters as Hurricane Sandy talking about her birth-control pills, is in the [Barackets]:
Conservatives flip out over Lena Dunham Obama ad
["Lena Dunham OBAMA"?? You mean Barry did the right thing and MARRIED the poor girl? He made an honest woman of her? Well, he ought to, after he used her and humiliated her so with that video.]
[The thread starts out with a couple of caricatures of conservative reaction . . .]
Lock up your virgins! There’s a dark-skinned, middle-aged man coming for them!
[Binders full of virgins.]
Barack Obama, like a droit du seigneur-rocking feudal lord or Kurdish chieftain, “has asked for your daughters.” Your innocent, probably white, virgin daughters, ravished by that hymen-lusting brute in the White House.
[Every time he goes to Hymentown, that's all he wants to talk about.]
[Then the DUmmies comment on the Lena Dunham video itself. . .]
Can't stand her.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Does the average 20 yr. old who DOESN'T have a trust fund and/or live in Brooklyn even know who she is?
[They do now! She's now known as Lena the Tattooed Lady Part, Lena the Queen of Taboo!]
But if it helps, then fine.
[The end justifies the moans.]
I know who she is and I don't even watch HBO's Girls.
[All 300 million of us who don't watch HBO's Girls now know who Leapin' Lena is!]
Girls is honest, smart, funny, and brutally honest to the point of cringe-inducing.
[I believe the cringe-inducing part.]
The women in it have full lives that don't revolve around the men in the show. They have ambition, they have sex, they drink, take drugs, they fail, they succeed. Like real people.
[Like real men-hating, slutty, drunken, drugged-out, female failures everywhere. You know, your average Democrat.]
It is very popular with young women, especially the ones in my household, and many kids who can't afford HBO but sure know how to steal it off the internet.
[They've seen "Steal Tutorials."]
I wonder if she is a distant cousin of Obama.
[Not so distant, apparently. Ms. Dunham is more like a kissin' cousin.]
Meh, I think it's kinda creepy. . . .
[Creepy, crappy, and clappy.]
I really don't want any implications of sex scandals, even comedically and fictional, tied to our politicians.
[This, from a DEMOCRAT????]
I thought the ad was cute, as was the young woman. She's not a cousin or anything is she?
She's the star of the HBO hit show, Girls.
[It's such a hit, nobody knows about it. It's that cool.]
Lena Dunham is adorable. . . .
[Calm down, Rachel! You'll get your turn.]
when I first saw it I cringed inside. I knew the backlash and I know this type of thing will turn off some women.
[Is this your first time winning a Kewpie Doll, DUmmie justiceischeap? I think it is! Congratulations! You are no longer a Kewpie virgin.]
Why isn't the endorsement from the writer, producer, director, and actress from Girls not on the Greatest Threads?
[It is . . . on all the Republican sites! Hee! Hee! It's a real-life Obie-and-Lena joke!]
She reminds me of a new age Liberal.
[She reminds me of a sewage Labial.]
Lena Dunham is an acting, writing, and directing GENIUS . . . .
[You mean she's a secret Rethuglican operative? Brilliant! It's working!]
Ooh hh... Ho ho ho... Dude.
The conservative woman's answer to the Dunham bimbo's video!
LMAO!!!! You witty witty man you!
[Is this your first time winning a Kewpie Doll, DUmmie justiceischeap? I think it is! Congratulations! You are no longer a Kewpie virgin.]
That was every bit as flesh-crawling but waaay funnier! ;-0
The place is a bit over the top now, but I sure loved the Autumn harvest there as a kid.
The smell of apples, burning leaves and a chill in the air
I’ll have to admit that Hubby and I are not poor, but we found their wares a bit too rich to suit us. It was still very interesting to see everything that they have to offer.
You better watch out, or you’ll be retiring here one day! All for the apples, burning leaves, and the promise of Winter in the Fall air.
The Republican party should get a hold of Doug Scribner and try to cajole him into writing a “rebuttal” ad to Dunham’s. Something along the line of the “Battered Voter Syndrome” ad he created for Harry Browne’s Campaign for the LP back in 2000...
This is MY rebuttal to Ms. Dunham’s “first time” ad...
[Please Note: I will be voting for Mitt in this election, as much as I dislike admitting that for various reasons, and this post should not be seen as an endorsement of voting Libertarian from me.]
Battered Voter Syndrome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNMPvFZctIA
For some reason the link I just posted keeps stopping at around the 40 second mark... Here is a better link..
Again note: I do not endorse the Libertarian Party by posting this...
Battered Voter Syndrome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWtjABVcsMk
LENA, THE TATTOOED LADY
Tune: "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady"
Ah, Lena!
She was the most hilarious creature
Spinning or spun.
Fluke! Garofalo! Maddow!
Rolled into one . . .
Ohhh . . .
Lena, oh Lena,
Say, have you met Lena,
Lena, the tattooed lady!
She supports Barack Obama,
Wants to be his baby mama.
Lena, oh Lena,
She votes her vageena,
Oh Lena, the queen of tattoo!
On her back is a tat of her name on DU,
Beside it a list of the libs that she'd do,
And with it a map of her lady parts, too--
You can learn a lot from Lena!
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
When her vote is deflowered,
She will feel so empowered,
It will reach to infinity.
For a Dem she will yield
Out on love's battlefield--
She's wishing to lose her virginity.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Oh Lena, oh Lena,
Say, have you met Lena,
Oh Lena, the tattooed lady!
Barack was in a downward spiral,
Till she started going viral.
Lena, oh Lena,
Would do an arena
Of lib'rals--yes, she'd do them all!
For starters she'll kiss a Mikulski named Babs,
If he's out of Viagra, she'll let Reid do some grabs,
And on a queer day she'll rub Barney Frank's abs--
You can earn a lot from Lena!
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Come along and see Lena first leaning forward,
Then comes Barack and she's soon bending backward.
Here is Lena Dunham adoring her King of Hearts,
Here's Obama exploring her lady parts.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Here is little Lena recleanin' her downstairs,
Over at the White House they're looking at timeshares.
Here's Lewinsky a-doin' the wayback,
Here is Lena now doin' the swayback.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Oh Lena, oh Lena,
Would do Argentina
To get Barry back in this fall!
She once slept with Texas to get out the vote,
A phallus in Dallas made her boat start to float,
But Mr. Obama had better not gloat--
They're no longer polling Lena!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBNSIHOu0pw&feature=related
The Surfmen ~ Ghost Hop
lol
When Groucho sang that song, tattoed ladies were rare. Nowadays everywhere.
"Practice Obamaabstinence", you just gotta luv that one.
Thanx, but that graphic and the one at the top of this thread are not mine. I came up with everything else in this DUFU, but not those two pix. (I did pick them out from a host of images, though, to go with this DUFU.)
If Obama loses, Hurricane Sandy will be downgraded to a lame *uck slut.
I caught that, too. Just three years ago he was a cool, young hipster. Now he’s deemed “middle-aged” by DUmp??
All that golf will take a toll on a fella.
CREEPY: Committee to RE-Elect President Young-guy.
Here are the other two threads I used:
That’s a girl?
mmmkay...
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