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Conviction affirmed for man who put semen in co-worker's water bottle (Gloria Allred alert)
OC Register ^ | Oct. 31, 2012 | Vik Jolly

Posted on 11/01/2012 7:54:44 PM PDT by chrisinoc

SANTA ANA – A panel of Orange County Superior Court judges has affirmed a Fullerton man's misdemeanor conviction on two counts of battery for twice secretly depositing his semen in a co-worker's water bottle.

A jury determined in February that Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, committed the acts for sexual gratification. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail, ordered to register as a sex offender for life, and to serve three years of probation.

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1 posted on 11/01/2012 7:54:48 PM PDT by chrisinoc
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To: chrisinoc

sheeple see idiotic things in movies and TV shows and think they can get away with it


2 posted on 11/01/2012 8:00:13 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: chrisinoc

I hope this fool thinks it was worth ruining his life...


3 posted on 11/01/2012 8:02:03 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (CHRISTOPHER WALKEN 2012: A cowbell in every pot!)
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To: chrisinoc; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle

A mickey?

What [is he] Peter Lorre?


4 posted on 11/01/2012 8:05:31 PM PDT by Gamecock (Bayonets, Benghazi, Balls, Binders, Big Bird, Birth Control, BS.....)
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To: chrisinoc

Jeez louise. There sure are some demented people in the world.


5 posted on 11/01/2012 8:06:09 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego ('s)
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To: chrisinoc

Send a case of the evidence to Allred.


6 posted on 11/01/2012 8:06:46 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: chrisinoc

Allred and the victim.


The Perp

7 posted on 11/01/2012 8:10:36 PM PDT by Gamecock (Bayonets, Benghazi, Balls, Binders, Big Bird, Birth Control, BS.....)
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To: Gamecock

That guy looks like he hasn’t got a pot to pee in, What is Allred doing in this case?

Publicity?


8 posted on 11/01/2012 8:19:32 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: chrisinoc

180 days in jail. How about 180 years hard labor breaking rocks.


9 posted on 11/01/2012 8:27:52 PM PDT by Ray76
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To: chrisinoc

He should be shot, there is no other cure.


10 posted on 11/01/2012 8:38:37 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: chrisinoc
There is more to this story. If I remember correctly from earlier FR threads, the woman immediately recognized the flavoring in her water.
11 posted on 11/01/2012 8:42:37 PM PDT by fso301
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To: fso301
There is more to this story. If I remember correctly from earlier FR threads, the woman immediately recognized the flavoring in her water.

"It does have a little wang to it."

12 posted on 11/01/2012 8:43:43 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: fso301; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; JoeProBono
Evidently, the unfortunate co-worker who drank from the bottle became pregnant as a result.


13 posted on 11/01/2012 8:45:34 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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The woman with Allred is the victim.


15 posted on 11/01/2012 8:59:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Revolting cat!; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..

"I'll have what she's having."



16 posted on 11/01/2012 9:11:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You know FSU tried to come up with their own version of Gatorade, but for some reason Seminade never took off, except in San Francisco and Key West.


17 posted on 11/01/2012 9:14:16 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

*snickersnickersnicker* I am going straight to h*ll.


18 posted on 11/01/2012 9:19:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“committed the acts for sexual gratification”

If it was normal sized water bottle, I don’t reckon he’s very popular with women.


19 posted on 11/01/2012 9:20:40 PM PDT by Salamander (Wounded, old and dangerous.)
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To: fso301

“She immediately noticed the flavoring in the water”

Notice she kept bringing her water bottle unsecured to work.....lol


20 posted on 11/01/2012 9:22:08 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suck at the tit of Capitalism.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
***He should be shot, there is no other cure.***

Here is one!


21 posted on 11/01/2012 9:25:31 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: chrisinoc

I wonder if there is a cure for humourlessness.


22 posted on 11/01/2012 9:28:44 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Salamander

What guy ever admits to having a normal sized water bottle?


23 posted on 11/01/2012 9:35:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

How come a joke about a missing plaid Thermos comes to mind??? :)


24 posted on 11/01/2012 10:47:04 PM PDT by The SISU kid (I think they taste like Barbie dolls smell.)
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To: GeronL

I don’t mind some humor, but if this guy will do something like this you have to wonder just what else he has done.


25 posted on 11/01/2012 11:22:12 PM PDT by TheMole
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Hasn't the weather been crazy lately?


26 posted on 11/02/2012 8:43:52 AM PDT by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Daffynition

27 posted on 11/02/2012 8:53:22 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

28 posted on 11/02/2012 8:56:55 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

ok what is that?


29 posted on 11/02/2012 8:57:49 AM PDT by Mr. K (What The World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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To: dfwgator
GIANT JOHNSON
30 posted on 11/02/2012 9:35:58 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Mr. K

***ok what is that?***

Does it need explanation?

It is Assyrians flaying the skin off live prisoners.


31 posted on 11/02/2012 9:40:09 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

yikes - that sounds nasty

I could not figure out what the two guys in the bottom half are holding and pointing at


32 posted on 11/02/2012 11:59:49 AM PDT by Mr. K (What The World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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To: JoeProBono
Joey. Funny.


33 posted on 11/02/2012 1:49:08 PM PDT by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Daffynition
How many seamen can fit into a water bottle?


34 posted on 11/02/2012 1:54:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!
Just one...and it's called a frontal assault.


35 posted on 11/02/2012 2:04:40 PM PDT by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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