Conviction affirmed for man who put semen in co-worker's water bottle (Gloria Allred alert)

OC Register ^ | Oct. 31, 2012 | Vik Jolly

[chrisinoc]

SANTA ANA – A panel of Orange County Superior Court judges has affirmed a Fullerton man's misdemeanor conviction on two counts of battery for twice secretly depositing his semen in a co-worker's water bottle.

A jury determined in February that Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, committed the acts for sexual gratification. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail, ordered to register as a sex offender for life, and to serve three years of probation.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***He should be shot, there is no other cure.***

Here is one!

[Revolting cat!]

I wonder if there is a cure for humourlessness.

[Slings and Arrows]

What guy ever admits to having a normal sized water bottle?

[The SISU kid]

How come a joke about a missing plaid Thermos comes to mind??? :)

[TheMole]

I don’t mind some humor, but if this guy will do something like this you have to wonder just what else he has done.

[Daffynition]

Hasn't the weather been crazy lately?

[JoeProBono]

[dfwgator]

Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

[Mr. K]

ok what is that?

[JoeProBono]

GIANT JOHNSON

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***ok what is that?***

Does it need explanation?

It is Assyrians flaying the skin off live prisoners.

[Mr. K]

yikes - that sounds nasty

I could not figure out what the two guys in the bottom half are holding and pointing at

[Daffynition]

Joey. Funny.

[Revolting cat!]

How many seamen can fit into a water bottle?

[Daffynition]

Just one...and it's called a frontal assault.