Posted on 11/04/2012 9:57:13 AM PST by John Semmens
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg endorsed President Obama for reelection. The decisive issue according to Bloomberg: global warming.
“If hurricane Sandy has shown us anything it is that all other issues dwindle into insignificance in the face of catastrophic climate change,” Bloomberg contended. “While it could be argued that nothing we could do would be significant enough to avert climate change, the point is that the President cares. He’s on record wanting the seas to recede.”
“In contrast, Romney has ignored this issue in order to focus on deficits, taxes, jobs, and terrorism—all are piffling concerns in comparison,” Bloomberg asserted. “People who care about the biggest issue of our time—or any time, really—should vote for Obama.”
The Obama campaign is hoping that Bloomberg’s endorsement will help lessen the sting of Vice-President Joe Biden’s admission this week that “there’s never been a day in the last four years I’ve been proud to be his VP.”
In related news, Bloomberg praised “the toughness of New Yorkers in coping with the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy—probably the worst natural disaster any humans have had to face in recorded history.”
Thus far, the coping strategies of tough New Yorkers have included raiding dumpsters for food, defecating in apartment hallways, and looting electronics from local businesses. One looter justified stealing a TV from a Coney Island Rent-a-Center saying “they’ve been looting our wallets for too long. It’s about time we start taking this sh**back.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2012/11/03/reid-vows-to-thwart-president-romney/
LOL! I expect that Mickey Doomberg will come out and blame “global warming” on Big Gulps and salt shakers in the near future. Mickey is on a roll right now. The Ranting Loons Rule! (In New Yawk).
Bloomberg the most hated man in America
How in the hell did someone as stupid as bloomberg get as far in life as he has gotten???
I don’t know who’s dumber... Biden or Bloomberg.
The only good thing about “global warming” is the fact that it identifies idiots amongst us.
I'm mad as hell, and I can't (won't!) take it anymore!
Thanks for posting the Sunday morning chuckle for us John.
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