Posted on 11/09/2012 4:43:18 AM PST by ken5050
Well, FReepers, since it's obvious that most of us can't predict elections, in an attempt to add a little humor to an otherwise bleak week, let's see how well we can do at guessing something far easier.....
Obama family values second term 'lifestyles of the rich and famous' contest!
Guess the number of rounds of golf that Obama plays in his second term.
Be careful here. Semi-trick question This is for the second term, after Inauguration. It is quite possible that he will manage a few dozen games before then. Also note that we want the number of ROUNDS, not "times he plays golf" as it is quite possible that Obama will likely manage two or three rounds of golf on the same day many times.
Since the number of FReepers likely to enter this contest will no doubt exceed the number of possible responses, we are then proposing several tie-breaker questions to help us pick the winner.
First tie-breaker: Guess the number of formal, scheduled press conferences Obama will hold in his second term
Second tie-breaker:Guess the number of vacations that Obama takes in his second term.Be careful here. These must be announced by the WH as a 'vacation.'..not like the just-announced quick 'mini-trip' he's taking to Thailand ( which is really a "non-vacation" vacation.)
Third tie-breaker: Guess the number of vacations that Michelle takes by herself during the second term.
Fourth tie-breaker: Guess the number of vacations that Sasha and Malia take ( either individually or jointly) apart from their parents.)
Fifth, and hopefully last tiebreaker: Guess the number of days after Inauguration BEFORE Obama announces that the Keystone Pipeline is cancelled
I for one welcome it when teenagers develop healthy hobbies
For example, if obama didnt play golf, then adults might never have been able to gather covertly in the Situation Room and take out osama
At least if he is on the golf course he is not bowing to Saudi and China and dealing our nuke arsenal down to -zero-
I’m all for him playing golf everyday. Particularly when it’s raining and when the golf course is on high ground, and he’s in the open.
We can also play: How many inches does Moochie add to her fat a55.
Who cares how many rounds of golf he plays? Apparently the majority of Americans don’t, nor do they care that he hasn’t met with Republican leaders, his national security team, and his jobs czar. He’s free to do as he damn well pleases as his subjects enjoy their EBT cards and Obamaphones.
365x4+1=1,461
I’m going to guess less this time around. He hung out at the course to hide his real agenda so the teat-leeches would re-elect him. Since term two’s gonna be “Katie bar the door,” I would expect quite a bit more “we won - you lost” speeches while he’s burning the country to the ground.
Hopefully he'll be removed from office before he does any more damage!
210 rounds in the next term.
LOL. Somehow this contest does not fill my soul with mirth. Kind of like asking, “What tune will Nero fiddle while Rome burns?”
He will die of erotic asphyxiation in a patch of woods on the seventh hole of a Tampa golf course while playing a round of golf with Reggie Love and two other close "friends."
Can you also start a Guess the number of Unemployed Americans as a result of the marxssiah’s reelection thread?
And one about Dead Americans where the military was commanded to stand down.
And Ozombie attacks on innocent?
I have a feeling that these would be a lesser number than guessing how many times down-low barry and his boys spend an evening at the bathhouse.
Every day except Inauguration Day 2013, plus Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Michelle's birthday each year.
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