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Trending on Twitter: #ObamaChristmasSongs
Twitter ^ | 11/10/12 | Nachum

Posted on 11/10/2012 7:38:49 PM PST by Nachum

Some of the songs we may hear this holiday season...

Romney got run over by a Reindeer #ObamaChristmasSongs

"Twas the night before non denominational winter holiday." #ObamaChristmasSongs

#ObamaChristmasSongs My Grown-Up Christmas Enemies List

#ObamaChristmasSongs "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem...Meh, You're On Your Own."

“@indalay1952: #ObamaChristmasSongs Joy to No One”

#ObamaChristmasSongs "I'll Be Home for Christmas, [Mom and Dad, permanently...cause I don't have a job]"

#ObamaChristmasSongs Oh Maoist tree oh Maoist tree how wonderful are your freebies. I wait in line for my bullet, too the head oh I will get

#ObamaChristmasSongs It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Recession

#ObamaChristmasSongs Mao be Home for Christmas

#ObamaChristmasSongs. Deck da hawls with bawls of howry ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. (Chinese version)

#ObamaChristmasSongs It's a Holly, Jolly, multicultural, government approved, non-Christian, winter solstice, holiday.

#ObamaChristmasSongs We Three Kings of Chooo-ooo-ooom Gang

#ObamaChristmasSongs Silent Reich

#ObamaChristmasSongs Tingle's Bells, Tingle's Bells, Chris Goes All The Way

#ObamaChristmasSongs It's Beginning to Look Alot Like Russia (Cuba, Venezuela, etc)

#ObamaChristmasSongs on the first day of Ramadan, my true love gave to me...

#ObamaChristmasSongs I'll be home for Christmas. Living in your basement and jobless.

RT @LisainDallas: #ObamaChristmasSongs The 12 New Taxes of Christmas

#ObamaChristmasSongs American's roasting on an open fire ( And other newly released Libya singles).

#ObamaChristmasSongs Last Christmas (I could afford presents)

#ObamaChristmasSongs Fraudy the Snowman.

Grandma got run over by a death panel reindeer #ObamaChristmasSongs


TOPICS: Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: obamachristmassongs; twitter
A little gallows humor...
1 posted on 11/10/2012 7:38:56 PM PST by Nachum
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To: Nachum

All I want for Christmas is YOUR two front teeth!


2 posted on 11/10/2012 7:43:35 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Nachum

I’ll have a blue, blue, blue Christmas.


3 posted on 11/10/2012 7:44:43 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

I’m dreaming of a non-white Christmas. . . .


4 posted on 11/10/2012 7:47:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire . . . will immediately be shut down by the EPA.


5 posted on 11/10/2012 7:48:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Rudolph the Red-Faced Mayor.


6 posted on 11/10/2012 7:50:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
Or we’ll steal it from you


7 posted on 11/10/2012 7:51:16 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

“I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”

“The First QE”

“Race Cards We Have Heard On High”


8 posted on 11/10/2012 7:52:06 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Nachum

Silver polls, Silver polls. . . .


9 posted on 11/10/2012 7:53:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Oh Rahm, Oh Rahm, Emanuel.


10 posted on 11/10/2012 7:56:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

What child is this? I thought we aborted him.


11 posted on 11/10/2012 7:57:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Why not “I’m Getting nothing for Christmas”?


12 posted on 11/10/2012 7:58:17 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Nachum

Have Yourself a Fairy little Christmas, make the yuletide gay....


13 posted on 11/10/2012 7:58:55 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

Downsize Navy back, downsize Navy back. . . .


14 posted on 11/10/2012 8:00:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

I saw Mommy kissing Mrs. Claus. . . .


15 posted on 11/10/2012 8:01:13 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Here Comes Santa Claus, Right Down Santa Claus Lane (Which He Didn’t Build, Someone Else Made It Happen)


16 posted on 11/10/2012 8:04:16 PM PST by Random_User_250 ("Democracy is indispensable to socialism." -- Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Nachum

Once in Loyal David’s City.


17 posted on 11/10/2012 8:04:51 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Away in a manger, which you didn’t build. . . .


18 posted on 11/10/2012 8:06:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Oh come all ye Mexicans
Come and get your amnesty
Oh come ye, and register
And vote for the Dems


19 posted on 11/10/2012 8:10:05 PM PST by Random_User_250 ("Democracy is indispensable to socialism." -- Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Nachum

“Obama Claus is Coming to Town”


20 posted on 11/10/2012 8:12:29 PM PST by bayliving (I suffer from democrat induced tourette syndrome...)
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To: dfwgator
"Don we now our GAY apparel..."
21 posted on 11/10/2012 8:13:32 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Nachum

Cheap sluts resting on an open bed. . . .


22 posted on 11/10/2012 8:14:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Oh Come All Ye Takers


23 posted on 11/10/2012 8:15:40 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt.)
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To: Nachum

I Blunder as I Blather (The Biden Song)


24 posted on 11/10/2012 8:16:37 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Old Sarge

Little Hummer Boy.


25 posted on 11/10/2012 8:16:52 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Nachum

Hark! The Kool-Aid Drinkers Sing


26 posted on 11/10/2012 8:18:20 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Nachum

We’re makin’ a list, checkin’ it twice, gonna find out who’s meltin’ the ice. . . .


27 posted on 11/10/2012 8:19:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Grandma Got Run Over a Cliff By a Republican.


28 posted on 11/10/2012 8:27:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

O little town of Bethlehem (somehow reports a 6,237% voter turnout and 99.5% of its vote for Obama)


29 posted on 11/10/2012 8:31:42 PM PST by Random_User_250 ("Democracy is indispensable to socialism." -- Vladimir Lenin)
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Frosty the snowman

was a left-wing saboteur,

when you go to bed and turn out the lights,

he is going through your drawers.


30 posted on 11/10/2012 8:34:45 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (Obama: Just as I stilled the waters, I will bring peace and prosperity ... ruh-roh.)
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To: Nachum

Do You Have What I Want?


31 posted on 11/10/2012 8:34:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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I saw three ships—and that was the extent of our Navy.


32 posted on 11/10/2012 8:40:42 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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I Want a Hit of Pot of Course for Christmas.


33 posted on 11/10/2012 8:44:13 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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You’re a mean one, Mr. Gingrich. . . .


34 posted on 11/10/2012 8:45:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Frosty the Snowman Was a Happy Jolly Soul (Before the Republicans Won and Killed Him With Global Warming)


35 posted on 11/10/2012 8:47:47 PM PST by Random_User_250 ("Democracy is indispensable to socialism." -- Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Nachum

Mary’s Transgendered Child.


36 posted on 11/10/2012 8:52:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

O Tan Obam, O Tan Obam. . . .


37 posted on 11/10/2012 8:56:59 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Gridlock.


38 posted on 11/10/2012 8:57:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum
Oh, you better suit up
You better comply
And then you can shtup
I'm telling you why
Sandra Fluke is coming to town
39 posted on 11/10/2012 9:08:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey the woman just had surgery. It was to attach her ankles permanently behind her ears.

I wonder how she's coping with nobody in the Obama Administration returning her calls now that they don't need here anymore. She can ask the “victims” of the Gropinator in California or the Jersey Girls about how quick that happens. If they weren't leftist useful idiots I'd feel sorry for them.

40 posted on 11/10/2012 9:16:27 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Nachum

Obama doesn’t celebrate Christmas.

But he does fancy himself to be Santy Claus for the world.


41 posted on 11/10/2012 9:20:42 PM PST by petitfour
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To: Nachum
from the Peoples Cube: The People's Cube ‏@ThePeoplesCube #ObamaChristmasSongs it would have been a truly silent night if planned parenthood Bethlehem had their act together
42 posted on 11/10/2012 9:21:04 PM PST by libertarian27 (Check my profile page for the FReeper Online Cookbook 2011)
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To: Nachum

Solyndra Jobs Are Coming to Town.


43 posted on 11/10/2012 9:25:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Nachum

Recessiontime(Is Here Again)


44 posted on 11/11/2012 4:34:39 AM PST by Merta (Like Joe Jones, but in reverse, I talk too much.)
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