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DUmmie FUnnies 11-12-12 (DUmmies pooh-pooh Democrat vote fraud)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 12, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/12/2012 5:27:36 PM PST by Charles Henrickson


AND OFTEN

Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie. We have seen this, and said this, many times over the years. The DUmmie DUbble standard is always in effect.

And so it is when it comes to vote(r) fraud. Actually, the DUmmies prefer to use the term "election fraud," since "vote(r) fraud" implies that it is done by individual voters (i.e., Democrats), whereas "election fraud" is done by unseen evil powers manipulating electronic voting machines (i.e., Diebold) whenever a Democrat loses. The DUmmies contend, on the basis of no evidence whatsoever, that both the 2000 and 2004 elections were stolen by evil Republicans. Now, however, when there IS abundant evidence of massive "irregularities" in predominately Democrat precincts in cities like Philadelphia, Cleveland, Miami, Richmond--possibly tipping the balance in key states like Florida, Virginia, and Ohio--now the DUmmies cannot even IMAGINE the possibility of fraud, and they ridicule Republicans for even raising the question! No investigation necessary, nosiree!

We see the DUmmie DUbble Standard on display here in this THREAD, "Was this election stolen by massive Democrat vote fraud?" and in this THREAD, "In 59 Philadelphia voting wards, Mitt Romney got zero votes."

So let us now go to the land where they all take the Hypocritic Oath, DUmmieland, in Late Red Round One Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, born and raised in the city of Chicago and thus familiar with Democrat deviocracy, is in the [brackets]:

Was this election stolen by massive Democrat vote fraud?

[Very posssibly. It was a squeaker of an election, a few hundred thousand votes in a few key states making the difference. And there are these reports out there of questionable results in a number of cities. And since you DUers, being the good citizens that you are, who yourselves have crusaded against election fraud in the past--why, I'm sure you'll be eager to have these troubling irregularities looked into and thoroughly investigated, to make sure that everything was done on the up-and-up and that Our President won fair and square.]

Um, no. Next question.

["Um, no"?? "UM, NO"??? That's it?? Don't you want this thing investigated, to remove all doubt? This IS DUmmieland, isn't it, where you are all about fair elections??]

Yes, people voted.

[Yes, even dead people. This is true democracy. Why should the non-breathing be disenfranchised?]

I am sure some people think that when women and minorities vote, it is voter fraud.

[It is, if they vote multiple times in multiple locations under multiple names. You know, the Obama campaign's incredible emphasis on "early voting," which seemed obsessive at the time, now makes a lot more sense.]

How about the Dems and the R's unite to eliminate nearly all chances of voter fraud?

[OK, I agree. First of all, we should insist on every voter producing a valid photo ID. Then we should limit or eliminate "early voting," which is an open invitation for mischief. Third, we should insist on there being plenty of Democrat election judges and poll-watchers present in heavily Republican precincts, as well as plenty of Republican election judges and poll-watchers present in heavily Democrat precincts. They should be warmly welcomed and protected in these potentially hostile locations, don't you agree? Yes, these are all GREAT ideas to insure fair elections, and so I'm SURE you will agree!]

And how about some real steel baretrap punishments for those caught engaging in any type of election or voter fraud?!

[BEWEAR THE BARETRAP!]

In addition to while were at it, we can straighten out this voter ID big pile of Bullsh*t that seems to become the latest and greatest GOP line of tragic comedy. Where's the evidence? Both sides should have plenty of evidence to prove that requiring everyone to have ID is justified rather than a complete waste of time.

[Well, let's see. . . . We require a photo ID to get on an airplane, to cash a check, to buy Sudafed, to get into an Obama rally. . . . Yet a simple little thing like this is too much to ask to make sure a voter is who he says he is??]

DU Rec for utter insanity.

[DUFU Rec for DUmmie hypocrisy.]

What a dumb question.

[It's only a dumb question when Republicans ask it. Otherwise, "election fraud" is an old DUmmie standby.]

And pure projection. . . .

[For, as we all know, only Rethuglicans can commit election fraud.]

In 59 Philadelphia voting wards, Mitt Romney got zero votes. . . .

[And Zero got more votes than voters.]

In 59 Philadelphia voting wards, Mitt Romney got zero votes. . . .

[Philadelphia, Philadelphia. . . . Now why does that name ring a bell? Oh, that's right! There was that report last week, on election day--all those Republican election watchers being forcibly ejected from all those Philadelphia polling places. You know, that's kind of a strange coincidence. I wonder if there's any connec-- Naaah!!]

It's Always Sunny in Philadephia.

[Chance of Democrat votes: 130%]

Philadelphia freedom in the city of brother love.

[The bruthas are free to do whatever they want.]

My admiration for the People of Philadelphia just went up exponentially.

[As did Obama's votes.]

Philly is ALL BLUE!

[This post courtesy of the ironically named Blue State Bandit.]

I'm sure these were black wards, but it's still hard to believe, not one vote? I know it's possible, but is it believable?

[QUIET! How DARE you suggest that even ONE black person might ever vote for an evil Rethuglican!!]

One place, there were two R committeepeople but only one Romney vote. . . .

[Rethuglicans should only get a half-vote anyway. If that.]

Note to self: find realtor in Philadelphia.

[Good luck! But even if you don't survive until 2016, don't worry. You'll still be able to vote in the next election.]

First impression is that there's something wrong. . . .

[STOP! YOU MUST NOT QUESTION DEMOCRAT VICTORIES! ONLY RETHUGLICAN!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies

Hey, what's good for the goose. . . .

1 posted on 11/12/2012 5:27:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/12/2012 5:32:13 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (PHOTO ID-VERIFIED VOTERS! DU IT FOR ANDY!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 11/12/2012 5:33:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (PHOTO ID-VERIFIED VOTERS! DU IT FOR ANDY!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


4 posted on 11/12/2012 5:34:15 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (PHOTO ID-VERIFIED VOTERS! DU IT FOR ANDY!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I don’t think we should be ridiculing them for agreeing with us about this. On the contrary, that some of them realize there could have been voter fraud and are speaking out against it is a step in the right direction (no pun intended).


5 posted on 11/12/2012 5:37:51 PM PST by TwelveOfTwenty (Ho, ho, hey, hey, I'm BUYcotting Chick-Fil-A)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ignore them—walk away, wipe the dirt from your feet (after going over there) and like Jesus said, “Let the dead bury their dead”. (Matthew 8:22)
DU = Demon Underground


6 posted on 11/12/2012 5:41:39 PM PST by two23
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nobody is in the top 10 if you ping us 10 times. :P


7 posted on 11/12/2012 5:42:48 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


8 posted on 11/12/2012 5:46:10 PM PST by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It is only vote fraud when Republicans do it.


9 posted on 11/12/2012 5:47:29 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Why is the government more concerned about protecting a microbe on Mars than an unborn baby here?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10? You voted three times!


10 posted on 11/12/2012 5:50:52 PM PST by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: GeronL; PJ-Comix
Nobody is in the top 10 if you ping us 10 times.

Diebold has been rigging my pings so they come up three times! POSTER-VERIFIED SINGLE PINGS! DU IT FOR ANDY!

11 posted on 11/12/2012 6:05:29 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (PHOTO ID-VERIFIED VOTERS! DU IT FOR ANDY!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

See, they engineered pings to beat Romney!


12 posted on 11/12/2012 6:15:14 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

Top ten non ping post


13 posted on 11/12/2012 6:16:16 PM PST by Mercat
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To: samiam1972

Now that’s funny! :)


14 posted on 11/12/2012 6:20:02 PM PST by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: Mercat

because thir-ten is still a kind of ten.


15 posted on 11/12/2012 6:22:04 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

as is fif-ten.


16 posted on 11/12/2012 6:28:49 PM PST by Mercat
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To: Mercat

bump-ten


17 posted on 11/12/2012 6:30:14 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Eight-ten!

Seriously, it is (sort of) good the smell of that rat is wafting in that direction.

18 posted on 11/12/2012 7:16:20 PM PST by Clinging Bitterly (I will not comply.)
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To: GeronL; Charles Henrickson

Did you not see his “I grew up in Chicago” disclaimer.

He’s enty’illed. Youse guys ought to read more dan juss da headline. NowhatI’msayin?


19 posted on 11/13/2012 5:36:49 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Bread and Circuses; Everyone to the Coliseum!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Was this election stolen by massive Democrat vote fraud?

[Very posssibly. It was a squeaker of an election, a few hundred thousand votes in a few key states making the difference. . . . ]

DUmbocraps can never win on ideas. If it weren't for fraud, there would be very few statewide dims in office and never another dim president.

First impression is that there's something wrong. . . .

[STOP! YOU MUST NOT QUESTION DEMOCRAT VICTORIES! ONLY RETHUGLICAN!]

I think that DUmmie may need a Kewpie Doll or at least a

medal.

20 posted on 11/13/2012 5:45:18 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The ones who are obviously cheering the possibility of voter fraud disgust me. The ones who are questioning the possibility and concerned there may have been fraud give me hope.


21 posted on 11/13/2012 5:49:18 AM PST by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

On another thread on the same subject one of the DUmmies posted that if there had been fraud, the fraudsters would have made for a few votes for Romney to make it “look good”. Since there weren’t any votes for Romney, it must have been real. That’s the way DUmmies think.


22 posted on 11/13/2012 6:38:12 AM PST by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Did somebody say "Pooh"?


23 posted on 11/13/2012 6:43:53 AM PST by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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So let us now go to the land where they all take the Hypocritic Oath, DUmmieland, in Late Red Round One Red. . . .

A reference to the Rotund Ginger Charlatan of recent memory. Just for you, frank.

VOTER-VIVIFIED IMPROPER BALLOTS! YES! DU IT FOR ANDY!


24 posted on 11/13/2012 7:17:49 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (VOTER-VIVIFIED IMPROPER BALLOTS! YES! DU IT FOR ANDY!)
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To: kevkrom; Cletus.D.Yokel; mikrofon; PJ-Comix
Did somebody say "Pooh"?

And "baretrap":

And how about some real steel baretrap punishments for those caught engaging in any type of election or voter fraud?!

[BEWEAR THE BARETRAP!]

25 posted on 11/13/2012 7:20:19 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (VOTER-VIVIFIED IMPROPER BALLOTS! YES! DU IT FOR ANDY!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Was this election stolen by massive Democrat vote fraud?

Of course, I heard Saddam Hussein was taught by the Democrat Party.

Yes, people voted.

[Yes, even dead people. This is true democracy. Why should the non-breathing be disenfranchised?]

LOL

In 59 Philadelphia voting wards, Mitt Romney got zero votes. . . .

[Philadelphia, Philadelphia. . . . Now why does that name ring a bell? Oh, that's right! There was that report last week, on election day--all those Republican election watchers being forcibly ejected from all those Philadelphia polling places. You know, that's kind of a strange coincidence. I wonder if there's any connec-- Naaah!!]

It's Always Sunny in Philadephia.

AND VOTE FRAUD TOO!!

[Chance of Democrat votes: 130%]

LOL

Philly is ALL BLUE!

[This post courtesy of the ironically named Blue State Bandit.]

And I'm blue that Americans voted for the Marxist!!

Note to self: find realtor in Philadelphia.

The DU Poster should find REALITY first!!

First impression is that there's something wrong. . . .

[STOP! YOU MUST NOT QUESTION DEMOCRAT VICTORIES! ONLY RETHUGLICAN!]

Never, DU poster, should you quesion that, unless you want to win the Kewpie Doll!!

26 posted on 11/13/2012 2:24:23 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (More Republicans stayed home then the margin of victory of O's Win...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Philadelphia freedom in the city of brother love.

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27 posted on 11/13/2012 3:11:42 PM PST by mikrofon (Fraudenschadie)
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