Cheerleader #1 - So, what did you go and where did you go after HS?
AC130 GNR - I went to Iraq and Afghanistan so I could kill people, break things, and blow sh*t up.
Cheerleader #2 - Ooooo, wasn't that icky and gross?
AC130 GNR - No, it was cool...my mini-gun could put one round in every square meter of a football field in seconds. Took out an entire column of Taliban that way...nothing left that couldn't be picked up with a spoon! LOL...
(sounds of barfing from #1 and #2)
CORRECTION: Cheerleader #1 - So, what did you do and where did you go after HS?