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Stuff Obama Says While Playing Monopoly
The Looking Spoon ^
| 11-29-12
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 11/29/2012 11:02:43 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; monopoly; satire
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To: The Looking Spoon
Free Parking is now ObamaParking!
-PJ
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:05:21 AM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: Political Junkie Too
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:07:18 AM PST
by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:07:23 AM PST
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: TurboZamboni
The car piece is a Volt. And the battleship has been sequestered.
-PJ
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:10:09 AM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: The Looking Spoon
“Shouldn’t all these railroads be ‘high speed trains’?”
“Why should I ‘Take a ride on the Reading’...I’ve got Air Force One.”
“Everyone put your money on the board, we’re going to redistribute it equally.”
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:11:05 AM PST
by
FrankR
(They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
To: The Looking Spoon
“It’s not fair there is a winner.”
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:13:41 AM PST
by
stayathomemom
(Beware of kittens modifying your posts.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Ben Bernanke loves Monopoly because of this rule:
The Bank "never goes broke." If the Bank runs out of money, the Banker may issue as much as needed by writing on any ordinary paper.
Woohoo! Quantitative Easing: the board game.
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:13:43 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
To: stayathomemom
Have you seen the new PC version if LIFE? I bought it for my daughter for Christmas many moons ago. There is no Poor Farm at day of Reckoning. You either go to Millionaire’s Acres or you just hang there unresolved.
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:17:54 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: The Looking Spoon
Anytime someone puts a house or a hotel on their property, he tells them, “You didn’t build that!”
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:18:15 AM PST
by
Rainbow Rising
("If America was a house, the left would root for the termites." - Greg Gutfeld)
To: The Looking Spoon
"See...even Milton Bradley gets it! Why do you think he called it Community Chest?
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:26:21 AM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
To: The Looking Spoon
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...now ALL of you bastards have to pay LUXURY TAX!”
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:27:33 AM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
To: The Looking Spoon
“People shouldn’t be allowed to buy property.... the govt should own ALL the property.”
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:28:17 AM PST
by
Bullish
(The stench from this amateur regime stinks all the way to Kenya.)
To: The Looking Spoon
“When my term is over, a lot of my friends are getting ‘GET OUT OF JAIL FREE’ cards!”
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:30:08 AM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
To: The Looking Spoon
How many times around the board before I get to be President?
I’m going to St Charles place to do some Community Organizing.
There needs to be more spaces on the board to collect taxes.
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:33:11 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: The Looking Spoon
In Obamopoly every time you pass go, everyone else gets $200.
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:34:56 AM PST
by
DYngbld
(I have read the back of the Book and we WIN!!!!)
To: The Looking Spoon
Marxist Gardens is 0bama’s favorite property.
To: The Looking Spoon
All black panthers playing get a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card.
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:37:30 AM PST
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: The Looking Spoon
“What do you mean Jesse Jackson and al sharpton are the only ones who can play the race car?”
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posted on
11/29/2012 11:41:37 AM PST
by
lowbridge
(Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
To: The Looking Spoon
When someone gets hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, they should be taxed at 100%.
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posted on
11/29/2012 12:22:57 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Why is the government more concerned about protecting a microbe on Mars than an unborn baby here?)
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