DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-12 (William Rivers Pitt Announces Opposition to Rape)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 2, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I'mmmmmmm BAAAAAAAACK!!! Took a bit of a DUFU break and it looks like it inadvertently paid off since it could have allowed Pitt to feel "safe" and post about a topic that has been inwardly obsessing him for the past few years.

[wideawake]

PJ, if he’s against it why is he friends with - and even written a book with - convicted predator Scott Ritter?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[sauropod]

The navel-gazing never ends, does it?

Notice how he slipped in a shiv about the “Contract on America”?

[PJ-Comix]

Oops! Sorry about the triple Ping. I hit the post button only once but it went trips for some reason.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, what happened to DUmmie Bobolink? Did she enter a safe house after Pitt threatened her with extreme violence?

[Incorrigible]

Ooo.Ooooo. Top 10!

[Mercat]

Top ten triple ping.

[Incorrigible]

My beautiful daughter just turned 16 and I just researched how to detect roofees for future reference. Of course, I already taught her to avoid teachers that use sock puppets!

[luvie]

One kewpie doll comin' up!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

When I posted a picture of a woman saying that her school is teaching her how to avoid rape, instead of teaching everyone not to rape,

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While we’re at it let’s teach the theives not to steal and the murderers not to murder.

That will fix everything!

[cripplecreek]

After a series or Rapes in Ann Arbor the police chief suggested that women not go out alone at night. The feminazis went ballistic at that simple common sense suggestion.

[mylife]

"You said rape twice"

[lonestar67]

What is genuinely terrifying is that neither here nor there is any mention made of bill Clinton raping Juanita broaderick.

Democrats rape and sexual assault with impunity.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 20!

[Lx]

I see will has recently graduated from the Ayn Rand school of writing.

Make your point in the first sentence then spend five more pages beating your reader over the head with the same point. (I stole that from someone else)

I’m sure everyone wants to know Will’s relationship with his wife, is he the womyn in that dealy?

[Lx]

Seriously? I would break up in laughter if he wanted to fight. Way too funny. In fact, I would feel guilty about hurting the Nancy boy and I’m tiny.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Only a bunch of college potheads would think that you can "teach" people not to rape. Femininism is goofy and that crap don't work.

If there is a problem with rape at your prostitution of "higher" learning, make getting a concealed weapons permit part of "freshman orientation". It's easier and faster to convince someone that rape isn't a good idea than it is to sit around in an artsy fartsy "college" classroom trying to "teach" them to keep their pee pee in their jeans.