DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-12 (William Rivers Pitt Announces Opposition to Rape)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 2, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Scream it from the rooftops so the whole world can hear and believe: William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape!!! Got that? Not only is he is against rape as you can see in this THREAD, "Y'know..." but he is against rape in multiple recent threads including, "I need feminism because...". Yes, we get it, Will. The former Newton schoolteacher is AGAINST rape! And if you don't quite believe him, he will scream into your ear to convince you from now unto the end of time. So let us watch Pitt put forth his case over and over and over again that he is AGAINST rape in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who is also AGAINST rape but sees no need to SHOUT it out to convince the world of that fact, is in the [brackets]:

Y'know...

[Does the Temporary SockPuppet also know?]

I've been on this forum for eleven and a half years. For a variety of reasons, that enormous 4,000-days-and-more body of experience makes me want to believe the best about DU, because I love this place for reasons it would take another 4,000 days to explain.

[How many days has the Temporary SockPuppet been on that forum?]

The fact that a pre-school-level discussion on rape and the existence of certain self-evident truths regarding what women in America (yes, even today!) must endure is still necessary on this forum is a cold-water-in-the-face moment for me.

[Speaking of which, wasn't there an interesting incident a few years ago at a cold-water flat near Newton?]

When I posted a picture of a woman saying that her school is teaching her how to avoid rape, instead of teaching everyone not to rape, I simply expected any replies to be of the "Yeah," "Truth," or "Right on" variety...because I want to believe the best of DU.

[You simply wanted everybody to KNOW that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is AGAINST rape. We believe you, Pitt. Why so defensive?]

Most of the thread turned into a fight. There's a whole other thread on the same picture that turned into a fight.

[Sniff? Why can't everybody simply accept that Pitt is AGAINST rape?]

The fact that the picture posted ACTUALLY NEEDS A F*CKING EXPLANATION AND DEFENSE around here is tremendously revealing, and equally depressing.

[Yes, VERY revealing, Pitt. But NOT in the way you think.]

To those who have stood this particular watch on DU: OK. I get it. I'm sick about it.

[To all the peoples of the world...William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape. Got that? And if you don't he will angrily announce that fact over and over and over again.]

God f*cking damn it.

[Overcompensation is a FUnnie thing to watch.]

For reference, the picture in question:

[What year did she graduate from Newton? And now on to the other DUmmies whom Pitt is so forcefully trying to convince of his opposition to rape.....]

Thanks for sticking up for women!

[Was that thanks from the incarcerated co-author of a "BEST-SELLING" NY Times list book?]

Thank you, Will. Although this is supposed to be a "discussion" board, as you say, there are some things that should be self-evident and shouldn't need discussion.

[And yet Will remains oddly OBSESSED over this topic.]

you sound shocked Mr. Pitt...

[How does the Temporary SockPuppet sound?]

I'm a man ...and I carry my own invisible backpack of privileges, absurdities and glaring blind spots. This we call evolution.

[Yes, Will, and your most glaring blind spot is forgettng that the DUmmie FUnnies would notice your weird obsession on the topic of rape. I guess because I've been taking a DUFU break for a few weeks made you think it was "safe" to post about a topic that completely obsesses you for some reason.]

Perhaps it was the Contract on America?

[Or Teacher Contract at Newton.]

I spent the 1970s as a pot-smoking "freak" - I was too young to be a hippie - listening to the most out-there music I could find and playing bass guitar. Stoner culture in those days was surprisingly egalitarian, but dopers have always tended to be pretty laid-back, whether male or female. Guys tried to have sex with girls, but there were no roofies, date-rape drugs or the like, and guys who were too aggressive were definitely frowned upon by their peers. It was more like the hippie daze in that respect.

[Newsflash! You're still in a daze.]

Thank you, WilliamPitt ...for continuously telling it like it is.

[And NEVER stopping to tell us. William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! William Rivers Pitt is AGAINST rape! Got that?]

Don't rape is the right teaching And it needs to be repeated amongst men whenever the subject arises.

[Is that subject taught at Newton?]

God help me...and anyone who messes with my girl. Yeah. Try me even once.

[Threatened the the Bobo the Hobo PROTECTOR.]

I know rape happens on campus. What percentage of the rapists are students?

[And what percentage are teachers?]

Close to 10% of all male college students engaged in sex that was unwanted by their partner.

[10% of the DUmmie blowup dolls objected.]

. LOL WilliamPitt always gets his own thread to discuss what is already in another thread. Because his opinion is more important than just about anyone here

[That's because he urgently wants you to know he is AGAINST rape. No matter how many threads it takes, Pitt will continue to announce unto all the peoples of the world that he is AGAINST rape.]

Nah, I'm just a dick.

[Isn't that what originally got you into trouble, Will?]

I hereby announce the winner of "The most narcissistic thread ever" award.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity in PERFECTLY categorizing Pitt's thread.]

[Chode]

listen you stooopid cow you... EVERYBODY KNOWS rape is wrong, no amount of harping about it in orientation will help in that regard, but have you never heard of an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure???

take what they teach you about NOT GETTING RAPED and USE IT!!!

[Mr. Silverback]

Imagine if someone said that police telling people to lock their car doors to avoid car burglaries was the same as blaming the car owner for the theft. That person would be called an idiot.

[hinckley buzzard]

I found that amusing. DUmmies puzzling and ruminating and scratching their heads trying to figure out why it all went south for women in the nineties. The Rapist in the White House never entered their little pea brains.

[Mr. Silverback]

The Pittmeister and this miseducated waif he’s promoting really believe that the kind of man who would hold a woman down and rape her while she screams would be dissuaded by some ponytailed ex-hippie or linebacker-shaped womyn’s studies prof standing up at the front of a room saying “Don’t rape, it’s bad, mmmkay?”

Stupidity on this level is hard to comprehend.

[Twinkie]

Methinks they do protest too much over at the “Dhimmicrat Underbelly” . . .

[TheOldLady]

I hit the post button only once but it went trips ...

Captain Tripps is alive and well.

Good job on the OP, though!

[Springman]

Cannot post the next line, might get into trouble!!!

[Condor51]

I was too young to be a hippie - listening to the most out-there music I could find and playing bass guitar.

Ah-ha. So Wee Willie played Bass guitar. That explains everything.

No Bass players were harmed in writing this comment.
(or drummers. but that's another matter )

[hattend]

I spent the 1970s as a pot-smoking "freak" - I was too young to be a hippie - listening to the most out-there music I could find and playing bass guitar. Stoner culture in those days was surprisingly egalitarian, but dopers have always tended to be pretty laid-back, whether male or female. Guys tried to have sex with girls, but there were no roofies, date-rape drugs or the like, and guys who were too aggressive were definitely frowned upon by their peers. It was more like the hippie daze in that respect.

The changing morals brought on by the sexualizing of kids starting as young as 6 or taking God out of the classroom psyche or teachers preying on our kids has nothing to do with it, right, hippie? The Radicals of the 60's wanting to stick it to "the man" is now the mainstream and the hippies of the 60's got the America they wanted.

Hard to believe a hippie DUmmie douchebag is wishing for the 1950's America.

[chris_bdba]

WOW so I guess they really bee live those “Gun free zone” signs early work? Hint idiots criminals that would rape won’t bother taking a class. DUH

[GeronL]

I wonder what he thinks about that rapist, child molester, kiddie porn addict running for the House in Chicago??

[Arrowhead1952]

. LOL WilliamPitt always gets his own thread to discuss what is already in another thread. Because his opinion is more important than just about anyone here

There is a lot of sarcasm in that remark and I think it may be a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL].