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What Would Obama Say If He Were At Jesus's Birth?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-5-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 12/05/2012 10:17:42 AM PST by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: barackobama; blogpimping; christmas; jesus; satire

1 posted on 12/05/2012 10:17:49 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

God didn’t do that! Somebody else made that happen! And if only Mary had contraception!


2 posted on 12/05/2012 10:19:38 AM PST by cotton1706
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To: The Looking Spoon

To Michelle, they think no one can read lips: “All this for a damn Savior?”....


3 posted on 12/05/2012 10:20:28 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: The Looking Spoon

Haven’t seen any comparisons to Herod the Great yet . . . but with the abortion policies, those can’t be too far off.


4 posted on 12/05/2012 10:20:59 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: The Looking Spoon


He'd say: "Hey kid, here's a picture of me to celebrate you meeting me."
5 posted on 12/05/2012 10:22:34 AM PST by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Too bad she’s being punished by giving birth to that obligate parasite. Since it’s just a recent birth, she can put it in a medical waste hamper and let it die. Besides, it’s a cracker baby”


6 posted on 12/05/2012 10:22:53 AM PST by laweeks
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To: The Looking Spoon

“We need to increase the excise tax on frankincense and myrrh.”


7 posted on 12/05/2012 10:22:53 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (July 4, 1776: Declaration of Independence. Nov 6, 2012: Declaration of Dependence. R.I.P. America.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

BHO would want to tax the gifts baby Jesus received in the manger.


8 posted on 12/05/2012 10:23:07 AM PST by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: The Looking Spoon

“There is no King but I, Herod!” -Barry the Grate, King of Fink.


9 posted on 12/05/2012 10:24:00 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

He’d take the gold and schedule a friends and family vacation.


10 posted on 12/05/2012 10:24:51 AM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Luke 2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.

Obama: I'm here from Caesar and I'm here to tax you!
(By the way, Joseph, you didn't father that).

11 posted on 12/05/2012 10:26:17 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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To: laweeks; All
“Too bad she’s being punished by giving birth to that obligate parasite.
Since it’s just a recent birth, she can put it in a medical waste hamper and let it die.
Besides, it’s a cracker baby”
and Jewish, too...

12 posted on 12/05/2012 10:26:26 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Who can take tomorrow, Spend it all today? Who can take your income And tax it all away? Obama Man :)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Yo Joseph, you didn't conceive that!

Somebody else made that happen.

13 posted on 12/05/2012 10:27:52 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Kudos, Karl, very well done.


14 posted on 12/05/2012 10:29:31 AM PST by definitelynotaliberal
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To: The Looking Spoon

“If I had a son, he’d be Jesus.”


15 posted on 12/05/2012 10:29:39 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

No, over here! Look at me!! I'm the ONE!!! Worship me!!!!


16 posted on 12/05/2012 10:30:04 AM PST by Perseverando (Gun control? It's the OBOTS who are filling up prisons for violent crimes, not the Tea Party.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Baby killer 0bammy,the antiCHRIST, would’ve been pressuring Mary to have an abortion, either before, or after the birth.


17 posted on 12/05/2012 10:30:28 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty ( What have you heard about Fast and Furious or Benghazi lately?)
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To: KarlInOhio

We have a winner!! :)


18 posted on 12/05/2012 10:31:29 AM PST by iceskater (Enjoy your chains, comrades.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

What’s he doing in my manger?


19 posted on 12/05/2012 10:31:37 AM PST by Hootowl
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To: The Looking Spoon

The question doesn’t make sense.
You were at your own birth, right?


20 posted on 12/05/2012 10:39:47 AM PST by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
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To: The Looking Spoon

What a decadent musing in the first place. Worse is to blog about it. Worse yet to further highlight one’s anti-intellectual imaginings thinly veiled with images of the Holy Family.

Ick.


21 posted on 12/05/2012 10:41:53 AM PST by RitaOK ( VIVA CHRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

This is a trick question....Omaba would have aborted Jesus LOONNNGGGG before he was born...


22 posted on 12/05/2012 10:44:41 AM PST by Fedupwithit (You gave him what he wanted. I gave him what he needed.)
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To: Fedupwithit

“I hope I don’t get beaten again tonight”


23 posted on 12/05/2012 10:52:05 AM PST by sakic
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To: The Looking Spoon
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24 posted on 12/05/2012 11:05:21 AM PST by mikrofon (Nobamessiah)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“If that girl were my daughter, I wouldn’t want her punished with that baby!”


25 posted on 12/05/2012 11:09:28 AM PST by ScottinVA (I've never been more disgusted with American voters.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

And what would happen if Obama were sprayed with holy water? Would he melt?


26 posted on 12/05/2012 11:11:37 AM PST by ScottinVA (I've never been more disgusted with American voters.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Take him to Herod.


27 posted on 12/05/2012 11:17:33 AM PST by Bayan
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To: The Looking Spoon
Two things:

1) This towns not BIG enough for the two of us...

2) Hey Magis...I will take some of that Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh off your hands. It belongs to the people.

28 posted on 12/05/2012 11:24:41 AM PST by NELSON111
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To: The Looking Spoon

“I’m taxin you and you and you AND the ass you rode in on....”


29 posted on 12/05/2012 11:24:59 AM PST by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

But he was there. It was he,(chronos time) or, it be he (kairos time)


30 posted on 12/05/2012 11:32:53 AM PST by jobim (.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Why Mary an Josef and de kid be crackas?


31 posted on 12/05/2012 11:40:55 AM PST by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

He would say absolutely nothing because there were no teleprompters back then.


32 posted on 12/05/2012 11:41:01 AM PST by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Crucify Him”


33 posted on 12/05/2012 11:55:17 AM PST by MtnMan101
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To: The Looking Spoon

Don’t you guys have golf courses in this town? This is what I came to Israel for?

Hey, there’s this little drummer boy coming over here. Here’s the music I want him to play so that I can look good on the 6 pm news.

Ya got a birth certificate? I need one.

Now, kid, don’t get all wee-wee’d up.

‘’The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.’’
—Barack Obama, Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010

‘’I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.’’
—Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon


34 posted on 12/05/2012 12:54:20 PM PST by Kevmo ("A person's a person, no matter how small" ~Horton Hears a Who)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Haven’t you ever seen a vampire movie where the bloodsucker gets hit by Sonlight?


35 posted on 12/05/2012 1:19:50 PM PST by fattigermaster
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To: The Looking Spoon

I better get out of here. I’m starting to burst into flames.


36 posted on 12/05/2012 2:06:45 PM PST by Tolkien (Grace is the Essence of the Gospel; Gratitude is the Essence of Ethics.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

The three gifts are symbolic of the Messiah’s three present offices in His Kingdom. Gold is the gift for a King, frankincense points to the Priest, and myrrh, an embalming spice that foretold His death, represents the Prophet.


37 posted on 12/05/2012 2:33:02 PM PST by Colorado Cowgirl (God bless America!)
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