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What Would Obama Say If He Were At Jesus's Birth?
The Looking Spoon ^
| 12-5-12
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 12/05/2012 10:17:42 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: barackobama; blogpimping; christmas; jesus; satire
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To: The Looking Spoon
God didn’t do that! Somebody else made that happen! And if only Mary had contraception!
To: The Looking Spoon
To Michelle, they think no one can read lips: “All this for a damn Savior?”....
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:20:28 AM PST
by
NEMDF
To: The Looking Spoon
Haven’t seen any comparisons to Herod the Great yet . . . but with the abortion policies, those can’t be too far off.
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:20:59 AM PST
by
Olog-hai
To: The Looking Spoon
He'd say: "Hey kid, here's a picture of me to celebrate you meeting me."
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:22:34 AM PST
by
TheThirdRuffian
(RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
To: The Looking Spoon
“Too bad she’s being punished by giving birth to that obligate parasite. Since it’s just a recent birth, she can put it in a medical waste hamper and let it die. Besides, it’s a cracker baby”
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:22:53 AM PST
by
laweeks
To: The Looking Spoon
“We need to increase the excise tax on frankincense and myrrh.”
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:22:53 AM PST
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(July 4, 1776: Declaration of Independence. Nov 6, 2012: Declaration of Dependence. R.I.P. America.)
To: The Looking Spoon
BHO would want to tax the gifts baby Jesus received in the manger.
To: The Looking Spoon
“There is no King but I, Herod!” -Barry the Grate, King of Fink.
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:24:00 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: TruthShallSetYouFree
He’d take the gold and schedule a friends and family vacation.
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:24:51 AM PST
by
bgill
(We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Luke 2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. Obama: I'm here from Caesar and I'm here to tax you!
(By the way, Joseph, you didn't father that).
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:26:17 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
To: laweeks; All
“Too bad she’s being punished by giving birth to that obligate parasite.
Since it’s just a recent birth, she can put it in a medical waste hamper and let it die.
Besides, it’s a cracker baby”and Jewish, too...
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:26:26 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Who can take tomorrow, Spend it all today? Who can take your income And tax it all away? Obama Man :)
To: The Looking Spoon
Yo Joseph, you didn't conceive that!
Somebody else made that happen.
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:27:52 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: KarlInOhio
Kudos, Karl, very well done.
To: The Looking Spoon
“If I had a son, he’d be Jesus.”
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:29:39 AM PST
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: The Looking Spoon
No, over here! Look at me!! I'm the ONE!!! Worship me!!!!
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:30:04 AM PST
by
Perseverando
(Gun control? It's the OBOTS who are filling up prisons for violent crimes, not the Tea Party.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Baby killer 0bammy,the antiCHRIST, would’ve been pressuring Mary to have an abortion, either before, or after the birth.
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:30:28 AM PST
by
The Sons of Liberty
( What have you heard about Fast and Furious or Benghazi lately?)
To: KarlInOhio
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:31:29 AM PST
by
iceskater
(Enjoy your chains, comrades.)
To: The Looking Spoon
What’s he doing in my manger?
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:31:37 AM PST
by
Hootowl
To: The Looking Spoon
The question doesn’t make sense.
You were at your own birth, right?
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posted on
12/05/2012 10:39:47 AM PST
by
ctdonath2
($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
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