Hillary announces she's pregnant; high risk requires 7 months bed rest; resigning immediately

one man's opinion...

[ken5050]

Sec. of State Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she's approximately two months pregnant, and would thus be resigning immediately. Against the background of two of her top aides testifying this morning to Congress about the multiple failures in the State Dept outlined in the just released report on the Benghazi, Clinton, in a prepared statement, revealed that because of the very high risk nature of the pregnancy, given her age, her doctors had advised that she "pretty much spend the next 7 months in bed."

[DainBramage]

She will unexpectedly miscarry, the whole world will mourn and she will have escaped scrutiny on Benghazi and will be set up to run for president.

[austinaero]

I just have to say it’s hard to wretch, laugh and fall out of my chair at the same time, but I managed to do it. I have a big mess over here now, thank you very much!

Still laughing.

[austinaero]

Wait, is this one of those doomsday scenarios?

[Dr. Sivana]

Now, it's time for Get the Guests. George toys with a confused Honey by telling her a story of a girl named Mousie who puffed up and whose puff went "poof." Honey again runs off to be sick again.

Wow. A remake of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" with the unlikely casting of Hillary Clinton as "Honey".

[the OlLine Rebel]

Agreed. There should be at least a VANITY or other warning. Looks too real. Now we’ll find people spreading this nonsense all over since they think it’s true.

[762X51]

False alarm. She was just seriously constipated. After two shots of Tequila and a large chili burrito Supreme with extra onions she “gave birth” to what looked like an Obama love child.

[Artcore]

“Agreed. There should be at least a VANITY or other warning. Looks too real. Now we’ll find people spreading this nonsense all over since they think it’s true.”
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You got that right.

I like a laugh as much as the next person, but I shouldn't have to search an entire piece looking for a sarc or vanity tag. Some might say: “Hey, you should’ve known this wasn't true!” Sorry, but nowadays nothing surprises me.

I guess I was a bit harsher than I should’ve been, but it only takes a second to properly label an article as real or vanity.

[ScottinVA]

Bill Clinton: “I want to say this one time... I did NOT have sex with that woman, Hillary Clinton”...

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

This should be a lesson to all women. Check the sperm level in a hot tub before entering.

[bgill]

Hussein didn’t send her a sympathy card for the burden she’s carrying?

Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Have you seen how many FRers are fooled by articles posted from certain satire authors and sites? I’ve seen the outrage generated by things that are marked with well-known satire by-lines. The wool is easily pulled over their eyes.

[DManA]

Parody is so hard to do these days. Reality is weirder than anything most people can think up.

The Onion does a good job but they are professional snarkists.

[Batman11]

I told her to stay away from that Huma Weiner!

[SkyDancer]

Where’s the Drudge flashing light????

[John W]

Great job! As to the comments here to the contrary; more signs of the times.

[Lockbar]

LOL, I bet Janet Reno and Humma were holding the baster

[Arrowhead1952]

[SkyDancer]

Well that sure makes it real ... LOL!

[Revolting cat!]

I apologize for the boob tube boobs who cluelessly demand a laugh track to go with the post. Pathetic.