Skip to comments.CARTOON: Santa Closed
Posted on 12/20/2012 7:10:40 AM PST by daletoons
Christmas 2012. Clutching his government approved revolver, a despondent Santa pores over his mailbag, resigned to becoming the latest casualty in the war on Christmas. Buck up Santa, the war isn't against you or the consumerist glut you've come to symbolize. The war is against Christ and His influence on our society. The same geniuses who banned "Thou shalt not kill" from the public schools are now having nocturnal emissions over their opportunity to use the Sandy Hook atrocity to disarm the law-abiding. Hope you have the merriest Christmas allowable by law.
Hostess is gone, can Kringle Inc. be far behind? Why is Business Climate Change ignored?
Have a happy Christmas all!
Great cartoon. Love the citation for illegal distribution of coal. I would chuckle but I might start to cry. Merry Christmas to all.
Am I the only one trying to identify Santa’s wheelgun?
Ruger GP100 Stainless with high power cork adapter.
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