Skip to comments.It's Time We Had a Serious Discussion About Assault Vehicles
Posted on 12/20/2012 7:47:25 PM PST by expat1000
Americans are in love with anything on wheels. This is the country of the Corvette and the Hog where driving fast is considered a national birthright despite the toll in lives and pollutants. And most of the rest of us have come to accept that.
We may shake our heads at the billions wasted on gasoline, on air fresheners and dashboard ornaments that could have been used to feed the starving children of the world. But when tragedy strikes it is important for us to set aside the political rhetoric and have a serious discussion about assault vehicles.
Let's talk about motorcycles.
Unlike cars, motorcycles have no practical purpose. No one commutes to work on a motorcycle. No one drives to pick up their children from soccer practice on a motorcycle. But for some people a motorcycle is a symbol of their masculinity and that symbol has become death on wheels.
Americans are in love with motorcycles. 9 percent of Americans own 11 million motorcycles as part of the 18 billion dollar motorcycle industry. Some Americans even own more than one motorcycle, even though one motorcycle is the most that any normal person could possibly need.
Motorcycle deaths have risen sharply in the last ten years and the motorcycle industry is to blame for preventing us from addressing this horrifying epidemic of highway death.
In 1994, there were 2,320 motorcycle deaths. In 2012 that number increased to 4,500 as the assault vehicles greased their wheels with the blood of innocent men, women and children.
1 in 7 US traffic deaths is now caused by the motorcycle. Or what we should properly rename the Assault Cycle. Unfortunately movies like Easy Rider glamorize motorcycle culture and the motorcycle industry preys on the vulnerable male psyche as riders chase after some escapist fantasy of personal autonomy.
Motorcycle culture has always been associated with violence and the escalating death toll now threatens our moral standing as a country. America was once known as a nation that the rest of the world looked up to, but now whenever I visit Lichtenstein or Luxembourg for an environmental conference, one of the first questions that I am asked is when Americans will join the rest of the civilized world in restricting the manufacture and sale of assault cycles. And I can only sadly shake my head while downing another Shirley Temple.
But perhaps tragedy will serve as a wake-up call. In Fairfield, California, an off-duty California Highway Patrolman is killed in a collision with a pickup truck. In Duarte, California, former MLB pitcher Frank Pastore died of injuries resulting from a motorcycle accident. In Florence, Kentucky, a motorcycle driver lost control of his assault vehicle and collided with a utility pole. In Tarpon Springs, Florida, a woman riding as a passenger on the back of a motorcycle fell off and was run over by a passing vehicle. These are just a few of the deaths caused by assault cycles that have taken place in the last week.
We cannot meet these awful tragedies with apathy. Only immediate unthinking action will suffice. A serious dialogue must begin in which all options are on the table. The politicians who have been in thrall to the motorcycle industry must look at these dead people that I have just mentioned and completely ignore the law and all other considerations to do whatever I want.
No one is talking about completely banning the motorcycle, except for those who are, but we must work together to reach a sensible solution. Motorcycle owners will still be able to keep and even drive their toys, but we must take action against the deadliest overpowered assault cycles with too much horsepower that have no legitimate purpose.
There is no reason for any law-abiding motorcycle owner to own one of the "superbikes" whose accident rate is 30 times higher than that of cars. These insanely overpowered assault vehicles, such as the Suzuki GSXR1000 and the Kawasaki Ninja, are literal killing machines. Although assault cycles only account for 10 percent of the motorcycles on the road, they account for 25 percent of all fatal motorcycle accidents.
200 horsepower is far too much for any legitimate street bike and it's time that our elected officials stood up to the motorcycle industry and said no to the assault cycle.
And it cannot end there.
As pernicious as motorcycle culture is, car culture is even deadlier. Millions of children will grow up coughing and wheezing from asthma attacks because they live near a highway. And many more will die in the daily car accidents that mar our nation's roads, bridges and tunnels.
Americans are in love with their Assault Sedans and their Murder Hatchbacks. The U.S. had 246 million registered vehicles for just 209 million drivers in a country of 311 million. There is no better evidence of the power of car culture than the fact that some people actually own more than one car, so that they can perhaps crash their first car into a crowd, and then get into their second car and crash that it into a crowd too to maximize the death toll.
40,000 people die in car crashes a year. That's 400,000 a decade or 4 million over a century. That is the grim ugly face of America's macabre love affair with cars. America leads the world in car ownership, aside from Monaco, and if we are going to take a horrible place like Monaco as our role model, then I no longer want to be an American.
The children, the most innocent among us, are the real victims of America's insane car culture.
Motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death for children from 2 to 14 years old. An average of 6 children die every day in car crashes... and 700 more are injured. Some of those injuries will cripple them for life.
Any decent person, even a car owner, can't help but look at these statistics and demand immediate unthinking action of some kind. It is up to decent people like us, and even them, to join together and call for that action. It is up to us to capitalize on the deaths of these sweet innocent children for the greater good of all.
No one is talking about banning all cars. Some cars, like those that drive environmental activists to environmental conferences, are strictly necessary. But there is a big difference between legitimate and illegitimate cars.
There's no reason for a law-abiding driver to own a car that goes faster than 35 miles per hour. Above that speed is when most fatal accidents occur and closing that speed loophole will save millions of lives. Cars that travel faster than 35 miles per hour, let's call them assault vehicles, have no purpose except to cater to a sick car culture that values speed over the lives of innocent children. We owe it to our children to give them a better world. A world where 35 miles per hour isn't just the speed limit in my gated community, but throughout the entire land.
An assault vehicle ban will also be good for the environment. Many drivers will discover that they can get to work faster by riding a bike than by driving their fume-spewing murder machines.
Speaking of bicycles, there has unfortunately been a sharp rise in cyclist deaths as well. I remember many hours of joy riding my bike up and down the street as a child, and I still put in a few miles on my exercise bike when my schedule allows for it, but these innocent vehicles are being upstaged on the road by killing machines that have very little in common with my 12 inch Huffy and exist only to race and kill.
I have never understood why there must be any bikes with more than 6 speeds. The bike industry, the bike lobby and the bike culture is irresponsibly pushing multi-speed bikes that are completely unnecessary. These Assault Bicycles which have 18 speeds are murder vehicles of death.
It might be best if we put an end to vehicle culture altogether. It might be best if everyone just walked. So long as they walk responsibly.
The number of pedestrian deaths has risen sharply in 2012 and the problem may lie with what I like to call, Assault Walking, or walking too fast, not to mention Assault Running.
To all the paranoid alarmists out there, no one is talking about banning you from going on a light jog or even a brisk walk; so long as you keep it under the speed indicated on your government issued Citizen Pedometer with built-in breathalyzer. If you wish to walk faster than that, you will have to apply for a license, undergo a psychological evaluation, give up your health insurance and then wait six weeks.
America is a great country, but we can be an even greater country if we just banned everything... for the children.
We should look into banning swimming pools, lakes, ponds, oceans, bathtubs and any other waterway. Drowning is the second highest cause of death for children.
What about those large capacity side cars?
Gosh, I LOVE this Guy.
And he can have my Harley when he can pry out from between my cold, dead legs.
Don't forget these!
the point is well taken, although there is no constitutional guarantee to preserve the right to drive a car.
you can’ t have a right to life without the ability to defend that life with lethal force when necessary.
We definitely need a “national discussion” on salt shakers and 24 oz. soft drinks.
Heck, just ban water, period. Who needs it, anyway?
Neither would even listen when I tried to explain that a few teachers who want to should be allowed to take a special safety class for concealed carry in the school, so someone can shoot back when the inevitable devil shows up at the 'gun free zone' to do their evil.
Concealed carry folks are iagined to be irresponsible fools by the no gun liberal fools. it is a prove fact that concealed carry folks are just the opposite, probably the more responsible among us.
He’d best not step in front of mine.
I’ve got a trike.
I guess that’s considered a motorcycle of mass destruction.
trying to change a drones mind is like peeing in the ocean to raise the level..
you can try as hard as you want, but you might as well just turn and pee in to the wind and have it over with.
It’s Time We Had a Serious Discussion About Assault Snowballs.
Penn & Tell already got them to sign a petition for that.
I LOVE it! Too funny....
Have them watch this for starters...
Those shopkeepers ought to practice walkthroughs for these scenarios on a regular basis so they would not end up using a plywood and glass counter or display stand for cover.
The old fart in the first clip did the best, IMO. Hooray for old farts! :-)
I agree with #18.
She’ll probably never watch it of course, but if she did, ask her what she would say to the 11 year old girl with the pink rifle - .22, I think. How would she explain how she wants to take that gun away from her?
Great article! Let’s ban everything...for the children of course!
And semi-automatic forceps.
Even the name of this car, Challenger could entice weak-minded wannabe macho men to compesate for their, ahem, “shortcomings” and engage in deadly street races. We must ask ourselves what kind of a people are we to turn a blind eye to such potential carnage. How about other car names, Mustang, Impala, Charger anyone remember the old Buick Wildcats, the Mercury Marauders, LeMans, GTO, Bonneville, Daytona, names that conjure up perceptions of speed and power. FOR THE CHILDREN, We must enact legislation so that no carmaker ever again could use these potenially dangerous names. Hey if Joe Camel could be banned, how ludicrous would this be for the nanny state to pull off.
Don't forget the Corvette....another name for a warship.
Even more, the Government Motors continued use of the “SS” logo and the horror it conjures up of Nazi Storm Troopers .....
On second thought (given the recent graduation of the “civilian army”) maybe that’s an OK logo for a government owned and operated corporation.
You’ve got me all excited, now.
[whisper HemiCuda to me, baby]
Old school rulz.
Motorcycles are racist, too.
Blue Oyster Cult will be the soundtrack of the revolution...by night.
>> Don’t forget the Corvette....another name for a warship.
Shogun; Predator; Renegade; Commander; Touareg; Wrangler; Cherokee. And that is just those awful 4X4s!
OMG what have we been teaching The Children?
Please don’t take this the wrong way. But, I’ve always wanted to ask a biker this.
Why is it that you see them always with the outstretched down-low forefinger salute to other bikers they pass? Is this supposed to be cool or something?
Seems to me you guys ‘borrowed’ the move from Corvette owners who actually had/have something that qualified as elitist to greet each other with because of their relative rarity in public.
In the case of motorcycles, the elitism of scarcity just isn’t there. I guess we’ll know that move has ‘jumped the shark’ when you start seeing bicyclists do the same thing.
You Have a Trike?
You have room to carry the beer!
Keep the chrome side up and ride FRee! :-)
Unlike cars, motorcycles have no practical purpose. No one commutes to work on a motorcycle.
I commuted to work on a Harley for over eight years, didnt even own a four wheel vehicle.
The article has to be sarcasm as shown by the last sentence:
America is a great country, but we can be an even greater country if we just banned everything... for the children.
It’s called “Camaraderie”.
I surprised a FReeper wouldn’t understand that.
Of course it is sarcasm, or are you being sarcastic?
Did I really get sucked into wasting 30 seconds typing this?
It’s got nothing to do with Corvettes.
“Two fingers down” is a greeting that says “Keep the rubber side down”.
It’s a wish for safety for the other rider.
Corvettes aren’t “rare” enough, IMO.
The local weekly car show is lousy with them and they hog space that would be better used by real Detroit muscle.
Bikers don’t do “elite”.
I have room to carry a lot of stuff.
I had a 68 Charger, not an R/T. For a mostly stock 318, it was a strong running car. A gas guzzler, but one of the best I’ve owned.
I only had enough money to put the stock Caroll Shelby Vector wheels on my trike.
[a *little* bit of Charger is better than none]
You elitist, you.
[Harleys and bikers have been around for 110 years...Vettes? No.]
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