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The Perfect Stocking Stuffer For Liberals
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-21-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 12/21/2012 4:32:28 PM PST by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; christmas; satire; toy

1 posted on 12/21/2012 4:32:35 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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2 posted on 12/21/2012 5:20:37 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: shibumi; TheOldLady; potlatch; JoeProBono; timestax

Need some ideas here. Stocking stuffers for liberals...or gag gifts...take your pick.


3 posted on 12/21/2012 5:47:48 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: MestaMachine

How about a new alarm clock from the Bill Ayres Collection.


4 posted on 12/21/2012 5:52:10 PM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Nahh... a pile of fresh, steaming and runny dog feces would be far more appropriate...


5 posted on 12/21/2012 5:54:53 PM PST by TheBattman (Isn't the lesser evil... still evil?)
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6 posted on 12/21/2012 6:05:15 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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7 posted on 12/21/2012 6:06:20 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: MestaMachine; TheOldLady; potlatch; JoeProBono; timestax; Salamander; humblegunner; Eaker; ...
Just in time for holiday giving.
From one of Moscow's leading fashion designers comes...



The AK47 Family of Armaments Necktie!


8 posted on 12/21/2012 6:12:51 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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9 posted on 12/21/2012 6:13:17 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: shibumi; JoeProBono

I KNEW I could count on you! ROFL
Hey. It’s Friday night. What else are you gonna do? Wait around for the world to end or something?


10 posted on 12/21/2012 6:18:08 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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11 posted on 12/21/2012 6:26:11 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Just dayum! I missed it completely!


12 posted on 12/21/2012 6:30:53 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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13 posted on 12/21/2012 6:48:55 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The stocking stuffer for liberals is a cow pie. Or maybe a road apple.


14 posted on 12/21/2012 7:45:50 PM PST by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is the operational wing of CPUSA.)
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To: MestaMachine; shibumi; Daffynition
Maybe a Sara Palin 'action doll'!! LOL


15 posted on 12/21/2012 8:35:32 PM PST by potlatch (~One Heart Less In My Life~)
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To: potlatch

Excellent! I would actually pay to see the reaction of say, andy ‘what’s his name’ sullivan who was prolly only expecting coal.....pull this out of his pantyhose.


16 posted on 12/21/2012 8:45:21 PM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: MestaMachine; shibumi

How I spent my Friday night/end of the world:

Went to the store for a few things.
Scrounged around Hobby lobby for a bit.

Came home, put the stuff away and started dissambling a Boa condo.

Rewired the heating cable in the condo.

Replaced snake.

Mopped spilled water out of Python tub.

Washed hands.

Made Himself cinnamon rolls.

Played with puppy while he ate rolls.

Discovered that the big Boa Bob had not shed properly due to low humidity in room.

Couldn’t find tub big enough to soak him so put warm water in bowl to use a washcloth to rub off dead skin, instead.

Wrestled for an hour with 18 pound, 7 foot Boa who does not like to be wet, much less have his head roughly scrubbed.

Finally got in living room to discover dog/dogs had ripped up pillow, thrown other pillows around room in revenge for ‘ignoring them while home’.

Put living room back together.

Sat down.

FReeped.

Don’t tell me I don’t live the weekends on the bleeding edge.

:P


17 posted on 12/22/2012 12:46:10 AM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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You’ll get no argument from me. Can’t even imagine ticking off a seven foot boa constrictor.


18 posted on 12/22/2012 1:21:50 AM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: Salamander; MestaMachine

Cinnamon rolls?

Suffering withdrawl from Hostess are we?

(We went to Bass Pro Shop and ate a buffalo burger while staring at a huge fishtank. Now *that’s* edgy.)


19 posted on 12/22/2012 1:29:29 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi; Salamander

I didn’t go anywhere because we have snow, snow, and snow. However, Papa John’s delivers in anything short of a nuclear explosion, so I had me an Italian hoagie twice as big as me...and a Sprite to wash it down.


20 posted on 12/22/2012 1:52:01 AM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: MestaMachine; Salamander
Another Stocking Stuffer Idea!

Send you Liberal friends on a no expense paid tour of famous urinals!

For Example - You can start with the famous urinals at the Bobak's Sausage Company in Naperville, Illinois:



Follow up with a trip to the Top Ten Urinals in the World. Some of them are real works of art!

Afterward, the fun-loving Liberal travelers can enjoy a rousing game of Bobbing for Urinal Cakes!



Some of these tasty treats come emblazoned with the image of Dear Leader prominently displayed!

21 posted on 12/22/2012 2:19:35 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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This unique offering in a floor model urinal comes complete with a built in TV.

Perfect for the next State of the Union Address or White House Presser!


22 posted on 12/22/2012 2:24:51 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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23 posted on 12/22/2012 2:30:41 AM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: JoeProBono
For rahm:


24 posted on 12/22/2012 2:39:29 AM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: shibumi

Thanks for the ping, but I don’t have any liberal friends. That I know of.


25 posted on 12/22/2012 6:04:26 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

It could be an anonymous make-believe gift for someone you despise. Like mouse droppings disguised as caviar. I don’t have any liberal friends either.


26 posted on 12/22/2012 7:58:36 AM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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