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Russia Bans US Adoptions (Satire)
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 Dec 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/29/2012 8:35:07 AM PST by John Semmens

The Russian legislature passed and President Vladimir Putin signed a bill banning the adoption of Russian children by U.S. Families.

In a signing statement President Putin asserted that “we cannot continue to subject the fruit of Russian loins to lives of degradation and depravity in an immoral society. Not only is the culture permeated with filth that poses as art, but the physical safety of the children is not even protected in the schools. For us to continue acquiescing to these adoptions would make us knowing accomplices in the criminal abuse of these children.”

A secondary concern cited by Putin was “the looming economic hardships that will befall most American families in the months and years to come. The government is accumulating debts it cannot repay. Bankruptcy and currency collapse are inevitable. The Obama Administration’s insistence on pursuing the same types of socialist policies that wrecked the Soviet Union augur a bleak future—one to which we cannot in good conscience allow to be inflicted on our children.”

US Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney said “the President is a bit miffed by Putin’s blunt assault on American culture, but not overly concerned about the effects. Those negatively affected by the ban on adoptions are mostly the rich—people who generally have done less than their fair share of human suffering. So there is an element of inadvertent equity in the move.”

Carney pointed out that “it’s not as if those blocked by the Russian legislation are without recourse. There will still be plenty of non-white babies they can buy from China or Africa. In fact, obtaining a child from these other sources might help them overcome some of the ingrained racism that dominates this segment of our society.”

There were nearly 1,000 adoptions of Russian orphans and unwanted babies by American parents last year. The measure puts an end to that option for those desperately seeking to become parents.

You can read the rest of the best of Semi-News/Semi-Satire for 2012 at....

http://azconservative.org/2012/12/28/semi-news-best-of-2012/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; leftists; obama; satire
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To: sadponies

“If only China and South Korea would follow suit”.

I’m sorry but what does that mean?


21 posted on 12/29/2012 9:15:18 AM PST by momtothree
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To: John Semmens

Good one John!


22 posted on 12/29/2012 9:21:27 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: silverleaf

“The adoption system slowed way down in recent years”.

I may be wrong but I believe it has a lot to do with the Hague Agreement. At least that is what our social worker told us. We were one of the last groups to have a reasonable wait time for China (2.5 years from start to finish). Our SW predicted Russia would cease adoptions as well. (she made this prediction about five years ago). We are one of the lucky ones, silverleaf.


24 posted on 12/29/2012 9:30:57 AM PST by momtothree
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To: sadponies

China has always restricted adoptions by homosexuals. They did allow singles provided they were singles. China now with the few adoptions they do allow married persons only. I still don’t understand “another white worshipping oriental slut”. What does that mean? Do you think that white people who adopt asian children are wrong?


25 posted on 12/29/2012 9:33:59 AM PST by momtothree
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To: Leaning Right
The source of this article is Semi-News/Semi-Satire. It's a comedy site.

I know what you mean. But the author is correct about the decadence of American culture and it came about as a result of a direct attack by marxists.

26 posted on 12/29/2012 9:35:04 AM PST by Chuckster (The longer I live the less I care about what you think.)
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To: John Semmens

Does this mean that it’s too late for me to “adopt” Natalia?

;-)


27 posted on 12/29/2012 9:51:12 AM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: momtothree

No, our kids are the lucky ones and they make us lucky.
My DD is half Chinese BTW, she would have had no life in xenophobic racist Russia where race “mixing” is rejected


29 posted on 12/29/2012 10:03:01 AM PST by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: sadponies

Dude. I think you have issues.


30 posted on 12/29/2012 10:10:54 AM PST by MD Expat in PA
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To: sadponies

Oh... I understand you now. You’re a bigot and a racist. You have some issue with American citizens of Asian descent. My youngest child was adopted from China. She is a true joy and my husband and I are blessed to have the opportunity to raise her into adulthood.

I’ve known a few of your kind in my life. Why don’t you just say what you really think.. white people are good.. all other people are druggies/whores/lazy/stupid/evil/fill in the blank. You see, being a conservative... I am pro-life. Pro-life means LIFE not just white life. All children are children of God.. believe it or not, ... this doesn’t mean white children only.

You are of little consequence and value, sadponies. A little person with a limited I.Q., limited knowledge, limited heart and yes.. limited soul. You dream of a world in white.. and with it, your heart blackens. Whereas I see a orphaned child of any color or race, a gift from God. You see “it” as a curse. A substance polluting the white culture.

While I’m on it. yes... I have met Asian girl adoptees in their teens and 20’s. One is preparing for pharmacy school. The other is getting her teaching degree. A third is majoring in accounting. They aren’t “asian girl adoptees”. They are American women.

You see, here is the difference between you and me. I see my daughter as smart, vivacious, funny, talented and full of joy. You see a future whore.. a child that should have been left to die on a doorstep or smothered by white ash at birth. My future is grand... full of moments like her graduation, marriage and hopefully future grandchildren for us. Your future is bleak... surrounded only by like minded, hateful, soulless people that hate the world and the gifts that God gives us.


31 posted on 12/29/2012 10:11:36 AM PST by momtothree
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To: silverleaf

Well, I don’t see Putin as a Stalin or Ivan the Terrible type, of course as time goes on, things can change and I’ll have to revise my take on things. Still, right now, my current take is as it stands for now.


32 posted on 12/29/2012 10:15:18 AM PST by Nowhere Man (Whitey, I miss you so much. Take care, pretty girl. (4-15-2001 - 10-12-2012))
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To: John Semmens

Nothing like a huge dose of truth to make the satire twaaaaannnngggg!


33 posted on 12/29/2012 10:21:24 AM PST by trebb (Allies no longer trust us. Enemies no longer fear us.)
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To: Leaning Right

The source of the story is always posted up there right under the headline. I’ll admit I’ve had to double check a few times, to make sure it’s satire, because sometimes it’s way too close to the truth, but it’s always there.


34 posted on 12/29/2012 10:24:00 AM PST by SuziQ
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To: SuziQ
The source of the story is always posted up there right under the headline.

What? You want me to check the source of the story before doing any reading? Next you'll be saying that I should read the entire article before posting about it!

:)

35 posted on 12/29/2012 11:09:12 AM PST by Leaning Right
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To: momtothree; TheOldLady; Gefn
sadponies has been sent to the glue factory.


36 posted on 12/29/2012 11:27:08 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady

Good riddance to a trolling bigot. May the viking kitties dine on his black soulless flesh.


37 posted on 12/29/2012 11:34:07 AM PST by momtothree
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To: John Semmens

Nice one, John.


38 posted on 12/29/2012 11:35:34 AM PST by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thor the Thunder Kitty...lol

Thor loses his hammer, which is found by a kitty who goes on a quest to fight crime and solve tbe age old mystery...how to open a can of tuna with a hammer...


39 posted on 12/29/2012 11:50:36 AM PST by fattigermaster
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To: John Semmens

Please take me off your ping list for satire. You “pinged” me three times on this one article.


40 posted on 12/29/2012 12:07:28 PM PST by CitizenM (Obama - The architect of the decline of the U.S.)
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