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Clinton Named “Father of the Year”
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Jan 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/13/2013 12:32:21 PM PST by John Semmens

The National Father’s Day Council announced that on June 16th this year it will be giving former President Bill Clinton its annual “Father of the Year” award.

Dan Orwig, chairman of the National Father’s Day Committee, said that “President Clinton’s exemplary behavior over the last decade has set an example for reprobates everywhere that reform is truly attainable.”

“Consider, despite the temptations faced by a person of his stature, there is no evidence of scandal since he left office,” Orwig recounted. “No young women have come forward to allege improper sexual conduct. No shady real estate schemes have come to light. He has not been forced to perjure himself. For this he merits our acknowledgment and praise.”

Asked whether out of the millions of fathers in America there might have been a more worthy recipient, Orwig defended his organization’s choice saying that “there is strong precedent for promulgating the redemptive message of the return of the prodigal son. It is our hope that fathers out there who have been abusing positions of trust, as President Clinton has so obviously done himself, will be inspired by his story of reform and choose to follow his example.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/01/11/veep-suggests-platinum-solution-to-gun-control/


TOPICS: History; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: clinton; corruption; morals; satire

1 posted on 01/13/2013 12:32:30 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 01/13/2013 12:47:11 PM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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lolz


3 posted on 01/13/2013 12:48:32 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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Yeah.

And I heard that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Next - Michelle Obama, Penthouse Playmate of the Decade.

What a country !


4 posted on 01/13/2013 12:51:59 PM PST by Paisan
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Yeah, and Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize.


5 posted on 01/13/2013 12:52:39 PM PST by goldi
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Yeah, and Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize.


6 posted on 01/13/2013 12:53:09 PM PST by goldi
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... there is no evidence of scandal since he left office,” Orwig recounted. “No young women have come forward to allege improper sexual conduct.

The best thing about this gig as former president is that no one cares about my personal life anymore. So 'no evidence'.

7 posted on 01/13/2013 12:55:01 PM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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Michelle Obama, Penthouse Playmate of the Decade.

Thanks, that's a mental image I certainly could have lived without. ;-(

8 posted on 01/13/2013 1:58:30 PM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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He won because he probably got the most father’s day cards from all over the world.


9 posted on 01/13/2013 2:29:13 PM PST by stylin19a (Obama - Fredo smart)
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Lobster bibs and rubber helmets for all interns!


10 posted on 01/13/2013 2:34:40 PM PST by carriage_hill (AR-15s are the 21st Century's Muskets. Self-defense is the First Human Right.)
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I’m submitting my name for next year....if he can get it ANYONE WHO IS MALE THAT IMPREGNATED A FEMALE can get it.


11 posted on 01/13/2013 3:22:05 PM PST by terycarl
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how did Monica’s dad feel about that???


12 posted on 01/13/2013 3:23:17 PM PST by terycarl
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Orwig recounted. “No young women have come forward to allege improper sexual conduct.
He must carry his own ice with him now.

Better put some ice on that.


13 posted on 01/13/2013 3:30:27 PM PST by Vaduz
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Life just ain’t fair John ....

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Stay safe !


14 posted on 01/13/2013 5:05:12 PM PST by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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Enjoyed. Thanks for the chuckle John.


15 posted on 01/13/2013 7:36:22 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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