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Alan Colmesís lips are so damn swollen itís unbelievable (He says he fell on them)
The BLAZE ^ | 1-15-2013 | Eddie Scarry

Posted on 01/16/2013 8:28:22 AM PST by smoothsailing

January 15, 2013

ALAN COLMES’S LIPS ARE SO DAMN SWOLLEN IT’S UNBELIEVABLE

Eddie Scarry

On Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor tonight, liberal commentator Alan Colmes showed up on set looking particularly puffy in the lips.

After joking that he was punched in the face, he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said. Ok…

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Bonus photo...


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KEYWORDS: alancolmes; colmes; lips
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1 posted on 01/16/2013 8:28:28 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

My late mother, upon seeing Alan Colmes on TV, said he looked like a frog peeping through ice.


2 posted on 01/16/2013 8:30:31 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: smoothsailing
SOMEONE GOT COLLEGEN INJECTIONS!!

Why lie about it? That just makes you look (even more) stupid

I had a mini-facelift and told everyone when it happened- its not like it wasn't obvious

Typical liberal- lies even when the truth would actually be better

3 posted on 01/16/2013 8:31:24 AM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: smoothsailing

I’d guess it was collagen injections or something.

I just saw Janine Turner on the news and thought the same about her.


5 posted on 01/16/2013 8:32:13 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: smoothsailing

He fell on his face hard enough to cause massive swelling of his lips but there aren’t any other marks, cuts, bruises or scrapes. I call bS on that. Alan is doing the botox thingy.


6 posted on 01/16/2013 8:32:50 AM PST by circlecity
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To: smoothsailing

Ha! A liberal ghoul surgically making his exterior as hideous as his inner self. (Not that he wasn’t ugly on the outside to start.)

I’m pleased to know that this evil man is so tormented that he feels a need to do this to himself.


7 posted on 01/16/2013 8:32:50 AM PST by brownsfan (Behold, the power of government cheese.)
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To: smoothsailing

Didn’t think Alan Colmes could get any uglier. I was wrong.


8 posted on 01/16/2013 8:33:56 AM PST by pgkdan ( "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~Thomas Jefferson)
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To: smoothsailing

I saw Colmes this morning on Fox and was stuned like a beeber on full auto, at how strange he looked, and we are used to his usual strangeness. He looked like he had some bad plastic surgery. Recently saw Courtney Cox (while channel flipping) on some talk show and she looked horrible,with the stretched face of another plastic surgery fail.


9 posted on 01/16/2013 8:33:56 AM PST by TheConservativeParty ("Trust in The Lord." Psalm 37:3)
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To: smoothsailing

I would have used “bee sting allergy”.


10 posted on 01/16/2013 8:33:56 AM PST by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: smoothsailing

11 posted on 01/16/2013 8:34:19 AM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: CatherineofAragon

When I see Alan Colmes on TV, I turn the channel. I don’t have much stomach for O’Reilly anyway, but Colmes puts me over the edge.


12 posted on 01/16/2013 8:34:19 AM PST by PGR88
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To: smoothsailing

Not collagen, that’s the result of having them stuck to Obama’s ass for the last four years.


13 posted on 01/16/2013 8:35:15 AM PST by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: smoothsailing

I’m sure his boyfriend, Barack, will appreciate those new lips.


14 posted on 01/16/2013 8:35:52 AM PST by RC one (.From My Cold Dead Hands.)
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To: smoothsailing
Looks like Botox to me.

He and all the other Hollywood starlets.

15 posted on 01/16/2013 8:37:07 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (TYRANNY: When the people fear the politicians. LIBERTY: When the politicians fear the people.)
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To: smoothsailing

16 posted on 01/16/2013 8:37:39 AM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: CatherineofAragon
LOL!


17 posted on 01/16/2013 8:37:59 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: cripplecreek
I just saw Janine Turner on the news and thought the same about her

NO! She's one of my all-time favorite faces . . . I hope she didn't make any changes.

18 posted on 01/16/2013 8:40:33 AM PST by laweeks
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To: smoothsailing
Sly Stallone's mom fell down the same steps


19 posted on 01/16/2013 8:41:10 AM PST by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: smoothsailing

A muppet with a flying eyebrow.


20 posted on 01/16/2013 8:41:49 AM PST by BigFinn (BigHat wisdom: Always drink upstream from the herd.)
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To: smoothsailing

Maybe he fell face forward during a reach-around with Obambozo, the fairy prince.


21 posted on 01/16/2013 8:41:49 AM PST by laweeks
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To: smoothsailing

He now looks like an Orangutan. And not one of the better looking ones either.


22 posted on 01/16/2013 8:42:02 AM PST by 762X51
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To: smoothsailing

I saw him last night and thought OMGosh what did he do to his lips? Collagen injections gone wrong? Too much lip liner outside the lip line? Or . . . someone punched him in the mouth. I think he got lip filler injections and it was too much.


23 posted on 01/16/2013 8:42:07 AM PST by Qwackertoo (Going into Politic Free Zone Momma Grizzly hibernation for a while after this week, maybe forever.)
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To: smoothsailing

Looks like an aged hookers trout pout.


24 posted on 01/16/2013 8:42:39 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Better safe than sorry.)
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To: smoothsailing

Lipstick poisoning ....


25 posted on 01/16/2013 8:42:39 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Mr. K

R U sure it’s not from kissing obamas a$$?


26 posted on 01/16/2013 8:44:08 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: smoothsailing
Since Alan is so into plastic surgery he should get a face transplant.


27 posted on 01/16/2013 8:44:28 AM PST by COUNTrecount (Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't fail .But We Did.)
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To: smoothsailing

he had collagen injections and his face was ironed and he still looks like a damn ghoul.


28 posted on 01/16/2013 8:44:58 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: smoothsailing

Obama must have made an abrupt stop.


29 posted on 01/16/2013 8:45:14 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)
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To: tx_eggman

Holy crap, tell me that’s a photoshop.


30 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:07 AM PST by RetSignman (The fastest way to get ignored by a politcian...vote one into office.)
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To: smoothsailing

The beauty in Fox News broadcast personalities lies in the fact that Fox honestly reflects human existence realities in far more ways than most people realize.


31 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:14 AM PST by OldNavyVet
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To: smoothsailing

Since the election I gave up watching TV news, Cable news, etc... my life is so much more peaceful.
Allan is and always has been an idiot. Vanity? Wow... what a dope. Good luck with that Allan and so glad the rest of your face didn’t get touched when you fell... just your lips and... how wonderful ...no bruising or discoloration either. Wow... lucky you. LOL LOL LOL LOL


32 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:29 AM PST by cubreporter
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To: smoothsailing

The beauty in Fox News broadcast personalities lies in the fact that Fox honestly reflects human existence realities in far more ways than most people realize.


33 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:37 AM PST by OldNavyVet
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To: smoothsailing

may it’s part of the, er, um... final transformation process.


34 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:47 AM PST by stylin19a (Obama - Fredo smart)
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To: tx_eggman

Who did that? Earl Schieb or Maaco? Dear Lord, THAT IS BEYOND UGLY!


35 posted on 01/16/2013 8:50:08 AM PST by carriage_hill (AR-10s/15s are the 21st Century's Muskets. Self-Defense is The First Human Right.)
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To: showme_the_Glory

You beat me to it! I was actually stung by something last week on my upper lip... it’s still a little swollen...


36 posted on 01/16/2013 8:50:25 AM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: Wyatt's Torch

lol!


37 posted on 01/16/2013 8:50:36 AM PST by Spunky
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To: CatherineofAragon

LOL!

She must have hung around with my dad.

When he got his thick prescription glasses that were tinted high visibility yellow for hunting, he said “I look like a frog peeping through dirty ice.”


38 posted on 01/16/2013 8:52:32 AM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
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To: 762X51
He now looks like an Orangutan.

Front end or rear end?

39 posted on 01/16/2013 8:54:02 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

40 posted on 01/16/2013 8:55:19 AM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
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To: smoothsailing
When I saw the photo, I thought it was this guy.


41 posted on 01/16/2013 8:56:14 AM PST by Inyokern
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To: smoothsailing
Maybe his wife tried to slap some sense into him.

Wow, him getting slapped silly by a woman is easy to imagine, but Alan Colmes having a wife- that's a toughie.

42 posted on 01/16/2013 8:56:14 AM PST by Baynative (Those that work for a living are now outnumbered by those that vote for a living.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

LOLOL


43 posted on 01/16/2013 8:57:41 AM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
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To: smoothsailing

Looks just like the Real Housewives.


44 posted on 01/16/2013 9:02:43 AM PST by sarasota
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To: Salamander

OMG LOL! I never heard anyone else use that phrase before!


45 posted on 01/16/2013 9:05:13 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: smoothsailing

I see the resemblance...poor little frog

LOL


46 posted on 01/16/2013 9:06:06 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: smoothsailing
he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said.

I believe that could happen easily, like when the guy he is with backs away too quickly.

47 posted on 01/16/2013 9:06:48 AM PST by Michael.SF. (Obama lied, Stevens died.)
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To: smoothsailing

1. Falling down: Sounds like SBS....Sudden Bloodclot Syndrome. Put down the highball.

2. Does he not own a mirror? (The guy is baboon ugly, so he just gets his LIPS done?)

Paper bags are less than a buck, Al. Sheesh.


48 posted on 01/16/2013 9:07:18 AM PST by LadyBuck (Molon Labe....now and forever.....)
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To: smoothsailing
I call it the cricket bat look—how someone would look after taking one across the lips from a cricket bat.
49 posted on 01/16/2013 9:12:29 AM PST by Dahoser (Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Oh, yeah.

Common in my family.

Maybe somewhere back in the dim and distant past, our kin ran into each other in VA.

That’s where dad’s mother’s people were from.

[Culpeper area]

Does “And the hogs ate him?” mean anything to you?

;D


50 posted on 01/16/2013 9:13:04 AM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
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