Alan Colmes’s lips are so damn swollen it’s unbelievable (He says he fell on them)

The BLAZE ^ | 1-15-2013 | Eddie Scarry

[smoothsailing]

January 15, 2013

ALAN COLMES’S LIPS ARE SO DAMN SWOLLEN IT’S UNBELIEVABLE

Eddie Scarry

On Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor tonight, liberal commentator Alan Colmes showed up on set looking particularly puffy in the lips.

After joking that he was punched in the face, he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said. Ok…

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Bonus photo...

[CatherineofAragon]

My late mother, upon seeing Alan Colmes on TV, said he looked like a frog peeping through ice.

[Mr. K]

SOMEONE GOT COLLEGEN INJECTIONS!!

Why lie about it? That just makes you look (even more) stupid

I had a mini-facelift and told everyone when it happened- its not like it wasn't obvious

Typical liberal- lies even when the truth would actually be better

[cripplecreek]

I’d guess it was collagen injections or something.

I just saw Janine Turner on the news and thought the same about her.

[circlecity]

He fell on his face hard enough to cause massive swelling of his lips but there aren’t any other marks, cuts, bruises or scrapes. I call bS on that. Alan is doing the botox thingy.

[brownsfan]

Ha! A liberal ghoul surgically making his exterior as hideous as his inner self. (Not that he wasn’t ugly on the outside to start.)

I’m pleased to know that this evil man is so tormented that he feels a need to do this to himself.

[pgkdan]

Didn’t think Alan Colmes could get any uglier. I was wrong.

[TheConservativeParty]

I saw Colmes this morning on Fox and was stuned like a beeber on full auto, at how strange he looked, and we are used to his usual strangeness. He looked like he had some bad plastic surgery. Recently saw Courtney Cox (while channel flipping) on some talk show and she looked horrible,with the stretched face of another plastic surgery fail.

[showme_the_Glory]

I would have used “bee sting allergy”.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

[PGR88]

When I see Alan Colmes on TV, I turn the channel. I don’t have much stomach for O’Reilly anyway, but Colmes puts me over the edge.

[Wyatt's Torch]

Not collagen, that’s the result of having them stuck to Obama’s ass for the last four years.

[RC one]

I’m sure his boyfriend, Barack, will appreciate those new lips.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Looks like Botox to me.

He and all the other Hollywood starlets.

[ConservativeStatement]

[smoothsailing]

LOL!

[laweeks]

I just saw Janine Turner on the news and thought the same about her

NO! She's one of my all-time favorite faces . . . I hope she didn't make any changes.

[tx_eggman]

Sly Stallone's mom fell down the same steps

[BigFinn]

A muppet with a flying eyebrow.

[laweeks]

Maybe he fell face forward during a reach-around with Obambozo, the fairy prince.

[762X51]

He now looks like an Orangutan. And not one of the better looking ones either.

[Qwackertoo]

I saw him last night and thought OMGosh what did he do to his lips? Collagen injections gone wrong? Too much lip liner outside the lip line? Or . . . someone punched him in the mouth. I think he got lip filler injections and it was too much.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Looks like an aged hookers trout pout.

[Vendome]

Lipstick poisoning ....

[V_TWIN]

R U sure it’s not from kissing obamas a$$?

[COUNTrecount]

Since Alan is so into plastic surgery he should get a face transplant.

[chris37]

he had collagen injections and his face was ironed and he still looks like a damn ghoul.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Obama must have made an abrupt stop.

[RetSignman]

Holy crap, tell me that’s a photoshop.

[OldNavyVet]

The beauty in Fox News broadcast personalities lies in the fact that Fox honestly reflects human existence realities in far more ways than most people realize.

[cubreporter]

Since the election I gave up watching TV news, Cable news, etc... my life is so much more peaceful.
Allan is and always has been an idiot. Vanity? Wow... what a dope. Good luck with that Allan and so glad the rest of your face didn’t get touched when you fell... just your lips and... how wonderful ...no bruising or discoloration either. Wow... lucky you. LOL LOL LOL LOL

[OldNavyVet]

The beauty in Fox News broadcast personalities lies in the fact that Fox honestly reflects human existence realities in far more ways than most people realize.

[stylin19a]

may it’s part of the, er, um... final transformation process.

[carriage_hill]

Who did that? Earl Schieb or Maaco? Dear Lord, THAT IS BEYOND UGLY!

[latina4dubya]

You beat me to it! I was actually stung by something last week on my upper lip... it’s still a little swollen...

[Spunky]

lol!

[Salamander]

LOL!

She must have hung around with my dad.

When he got his thick prescription glasses that were tinted high visibility yellow for hunting, he said “I look like a frog peeping through dirty ice.”

[smoothsailing]

He now looks like an Orangutan.

Front end or rear end?

[Salamander]

[Inyokern]

When I saw the photo, I thought it was this guy.

[Baynative]

Maybe his wife tried to slap some sense into him.

Wow, him getting slapped silly by a woman is easy to imagine, but Alan Colmes having a wife- that's a toughie.

[Salamander]

LOLOL

[sarasota]

Looks just like the Real Housewives.

[CatherineofAragon]

OMG LOL! I never heard anyone else use that phrase before!

[CatherineofAragon]

I see the resemblance...poor little frog

LOL

[Michael.SF.]

he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said.

I believe that could happen easily, like when the guy he is with backs away too quickly.

[LadyBuck]

1. Falling down: Sounds like SBS....Sudden Bloodclot Syndrome. Put down the highball.

2. Does he not own a mirror? (The guy is baboon ugly, so he just gets his LIPS done?)

Paper bags are less than a buck, Al. Sheesh.

[Dahoser]

I call it the cricket bat look—how someone would look after taking one across the lips from a cricket bat.

[Salamander]

Oh, yeah.

Common in my family.

Maybe somewhere back in the dim and distant past, our kin ran into each other in VA.

That’s where dad’s mother’s people were from.

[Culpeper area]

Does “And the hogs ate him?” mean anything to you?

;D