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Alan Colmesís lips are so damn swollen itís unbelievable (He says he fell on them)
The BLAZE ^ | 1-15-2013 | Eddie Scarry

Posted on 01/16/2013 8:28:22 AM PST by smoothsailing

January 15, 2013

ALAN COLMES’S LIPS ARE SO DAMN SWOLLEN IT’S UNBELIEVABLE

Eddie Scarry

On Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor tonight, liberal commentator Alan Colmes showed up on set looking particularly puffy in the lips.

After joking that he was punched in the face, he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said. Ok…

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Bonus photo...


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KEYWORDS: alancolmes; colmes; lips
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To: smoothsailing

Maybe he fell face forward during a reach-around with Obambozo, the fairy prince.


21 posted on 01/16/2013 8:41:49 AM PST by laweeks
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To: smoothsailing

He now looks like an Orangutan. And not one of the better looking ones either.


22 posted on 01/16/2013 8:42:02 AM PST by 762X51
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To: smoothsailing

I saw him last night and thought OMGosh what did he do to his lips? Collagen injections gone wrong? Too much lip liner outside the lip line? Or . . . someone punched him in the mouth. I think he got lip filler injections and it was too much.


23 posted on 01/16/2013 8:42:07 AM PST by Qwackertoo (Going into Politic Free Zone Momma Grizzly hibernation for a while after this week, maybe forever.)
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To: smoothsailing

Looks like an aged hookers trout pout.


24 posted on 01/16/2013 8:42:39 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Better safe than sorry.)
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To: smoothsailing

Lipstick poisoning ....


25 posted on 01/16/2013 8:42:39 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Mr. K

R U sure it’s not from kissing obamas a$$?


26 posted on 01/16/2013 8:44:08 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: smoothsailing
Since Alan is so into plastic surgery he should get a face transplant.


27 posted on 01/16/2013 8:44:28 AM PST by COUNTrecount (Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't fail .But We Did.)
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To: smoothsailing

he had collagen injections and his face was ironed and he still looks like a damn ghoul.


28 posted on 01/16/2013 8:44:58 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: smoothsailing

Obama must have made an abrupt stop.


29 posted on 01/16/2013 8:45:14 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)
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To: tx_eggman

Holy crap, tell me that’s a photoshop.


30 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:07 AM PST by RetSignman (The fastest way to get ignored by a politcian...vote one into office.)
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To: smoothsailing

The beauty in Fox News broadcast personalities lies in the fact that Fox honestly reflects human existence realities in far more ways than most people realize.


31 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:14 AM PST by OldNavyVet
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To: smoothsailing

Since the election I gave up watching TV news, Cable news, etc... my life is so much more peaceful.
Allan is and always has been an idiot. Vanity? Wow... what a dope. Good luck with that Allan and so glad the rest of your face didn’t get touched when you fell... just your lips and... how wonderful ...no bruising or discoloration either. Wow... lucky you. LOL LOL LOL LOL


32 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:29 AM PST by cubreporter
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To: smoothsailing

The beauty in Fox News broadcast personalities lies in the fact that Fox honestly reflects human existence realities in far more ways than most people realize.


33 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:37 AM PST by OldNavyVet
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To: smoothsailing

may it’s part of the, er, um... final transformation process.


34 posted on 01/16/2013 8:47:47 AM PST by stylin19a (Obama - Fredo smart)
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To: tx_eggman

Who did that? Earl Schieb or Maaco? Dear Lord, THAT IS BEYOND UGLY!


35 posted on 01/16/2013 8:50:08 AM PST by carriage_hill (AR-10s/15s are the 21st Century's Muskets. Self-Defense is The First Human Right.)
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To: showme_the_Glory

You beat me to it! I was actually stung by something last week on my upper lip... it’s still a little swollen...


36 posted on 01/16/2013 8:50:25 AM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: Wyatt's Torch

lol!


37 posted on 01/16/2013 8:50:36 AM PST by Spunky
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To: CatherineofAragon

LOL!

She must have hung around with my dad.

When he got his thick prescription glasses that were tinted high visibility yellow for hunting, he said “I look like a frog peeping through dirty ice.”


38 posted on 01/16/2013 8:52:32 AM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
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To: 762X51
He now looks like an Orangutan.

Front end or rear end?

39 posted on 01/16/2013 8:54:02 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

40 posted on 01/16/2013 8:55:19 AM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
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