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Alan Colmesís lips are so damn swollen itís unbelievable (He says he fell on them)
The BLAZE ^ | 1-15-2013 | Eddie Scarry

Posted on 01/16/2013 8:28:22 AM PST by smoothsailing

January 15, 2013

ALAN COLMES’S LIPS ARE SO DAMN SWOLLEN IT’S UNBELIEVABLE

Eddie Scarry

On Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor tonight, liberal commentator Alan Colmes showed up on set looking particularly puffy in the lips.

After joking that he was punched in the face, he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said. Ok…

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Bonus photo...


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KEYWORDS: alancolmes; colmes; lips
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To: smoothsailing
When I saw the photo, I thought it was this guy.


41 posted on 01/16/2013 8:56:14 AM PST by Inyokern
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To: smoothsailing
Maybe his wife tried to slap some sense into him.

Wow, him getting slapped silly by a woman is easy to imagine, but Alan Colmes having a wife- that's a toughie.

42 posted on 01/16/2013 8:56:14 AM PST by Baynative (Those that work for a living are now outnumbered by those that vote for a living.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

LOLOL


43 posted on 01/16/2013 8:57:41 AM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
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To: smoothsailing

Looks just like the Real Housewives.


44 posted on 01/16/2013 9:02:43 AM PST by sarasota
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To: Salamander

OMG LOL! I never heard anyone else use that phrase before!


45 posted on 01/16/2013 9:05:13 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: smoothsailing

I see the resemblance...poor little frog

LOL


46 posted on 01/16/2013 9:06:06 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: smoothsailing
he says the swelling is a result of simply falling over. “I fell,” he said.

I believe that could happen easily, like when the guy he is with backs away too quickly.

47 posted on 01/16/2013 9:06:48 AM PST by Michael.SF. (Obama lied, Stevens died.)
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To: smoothsailing

1. Falling down: Sounds like SBS....Sudden Bloodclot Syndrome. Put down the highball.

2. Does he not own a mirror? (The guy is baboon ugly, so he just gets his LIPS done?)

Paper bags are less than a buck, Al. Sheesh.


48 posted on 01/16/2013 9:07:18 AM PST by LadyBuck (Molon Labe....now and forever.....)
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To: smoothsailing
I call it the cricket bat look—how someone would look after taking one across the lips from a cricket bat.
49 posted on 01/16/2013 9:12:29 AM PST by Dahoser (Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Oh, yeah.

Common in my family.

Maybe somewhere back in the dim and distant past, our kin ran into each other in VA.

That’s where dad’s mother’s people were from.

[Culpeper area]

Does “And the hogs ate him?” mean anything to you?

;D


50 posted on 01/16/2013 9:13:04 AM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
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To: smoothsailing

UGH. Just when you think The Corpse couldn’t get any uglier...


51 posted on 01/16/2013 9:18:18 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.)
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To: smoothsailing

One of Obama’s flufers has swollen lips gets more WH visits than other msm critters.


52 posted on 01/16/2013 9:24:36 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: smoothsailing

Cheeks show signs of filler, forehead and eyes...botox.


53 posted on 01/16/2013 9:28:24 AM PST by Trod Upon (Civilian disarmament is the precursor to democide.)
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To: Mr. K

Looks light his drawers are pulling the rest of his face taunt too!


54 posted on 01/16/2013 9:30:50 AM PST by Average Al
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To: Average Al

light = like


55 posted on 01/16/2013 9:31:50 AM PST by Average Al
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To: Salamander

LOL, never heard that one, but you could still be right. In my experience, the world is a lot smaller than most people think. It can be surprising.


56 posted on 01/16/2013 9:32:57 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: smoothsailing

PBS had a show about female comics last night. Included interviews with Mary Tyler Moore.

Poor Mary had a terrible face lift. Her eyes are literally scary. Juxtaposed against old clips of her beautiful face it was so sad.


57 posted on 01/16/2013 9:44:12 AM PST by DManA
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To: smoothsailing

And I though nothing could make him ever look human. Who knew puffy lips could???


58 posted on 01/16/2013 9:50:47 AM PST by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: smoothsailing

If obama demands to be serviced only by “journalists” with sensuous, generous lips, then he will have it.


59 posted on 01/16/2013 10:00:12 AM PST by DPMD
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To: smoothsailing

He looks like a burn victim.


60 posted on 01/16/2013 10:03:04 AM PST by youngidiot (God help us.)
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