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Five Ways to While Away the Hours on a Dreadful Inauguration Day!
Canada Free Press ^ | Jan 21, 2013 | John Lillpop

Posted on 01/21/2013 10:58:44 AM PST by EXCH54FE

Getting through the second inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama without losing one’s calm, cheerful disposition and without any breach of law more actionable than a profanity-laced tirade that would cause even the most grizzled Navy sailor to blush is a tall order, indeed, for those of us prone to taking our politics a smidgen too seriously. Remember, patriots, Barack Obama is not smirking at you, personally, as he promises once again to defend and protect the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic; a promise he will deliberately break several times before even completing his God-awful, boring inaugural speech! Be aware that Obama does not even know that you exist, especially if you are a white male, over 50, and a lifelong Republican who believes in the 2nd Amendment, the Declaration of Independence, traditional American values and who celebrates Independence Day with a world-class toot every July 4th. Despite the fact that Obama is the least qualified, morally and ideologically, to ever step foot in the White House is irrelevant. He and his Marxist minions are here for at least another four years, so relax and enjoy the laughter—lest you collapse in tears. Mind you, there are several defenses against the debilitating effects of living through the second Obama inauguration. Any one of these can make this day survivable, if not bearable: 1.Join the NRA and sign-up several leftist, anti-gun kooks with your dime. Foot the bill for their membership and you will feel all the better! 2.Randomly hand out 100 “Happy Gun Appreciation Day” cards to strangers at the local mall. 3.Take a NRA member to lunch AND dinner. 4.Listen to Ronald Reagan’s two Inaugural Speeches from the glorious 1980s, and 5.Thank God Barack has no sons to whom he can hand down his Marxist fascism!

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1 posted on 01/21/2013 10:58:47 AM PST by EXCH54FE
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To: EXCH54FE

1.Join the NRA and sign-up several leftist, anti-gun kooks with your dime. Foot the bill for their membership and you will feel all the better!

2.Randomly hand out 100 “Happy Gun Appreciation Day” cards to strangers at the local mall.

3.Take a NRA member to lunch AND dinner.

4.Listen to Ronald Reagan’s two Inaugural Speeches from the glorious 1980s, and

5.Thank God Barack has no sons to whom he can hand down his Marxist fascism!


2 posted on 01/21/2013 11:02:24 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Bread and Circuses; Everyone to the Coliseum!)
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To: EXCH54FE

Welcome aboard. But please learn to format.


3 posted on 01/21/2013 11:03:24 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

6. Head to the range.


4 posted on 01/21/2013 11:04:03 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: EXCH54FE

Watch old movies. Go to the Mall to walk (getting over Flu), and have a slice of NY Style pizza. Monitor FR and comment as moved.


5 posted on 01/21/2013 11:06:49 AM PST by trebb (Allies no longer trust us. Enemies no longer fear us.)
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To: EXCH54FE

Besides weeping and watching recorded movies I haven’t done much.


6 posted on 01/21/2013 11:08:26 AM PST by jimfree (In November 2016 my 12 y/o granddaughter will have more quality exec experience than Barack Obama)
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To: SkyDancer

I will add:

7. Then take an good solid hour to meticulously clean your AR and accessory equipment.


7 posted on 01/21/2013 11:09:12 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Bread and Circuses; Everyone to the Coliseum!)
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To: jimfree

During the Immaculation Ceremony I clamped on the headphones & cued up some patriotic march music followed by the sound track to Red Dawn (1984).

Kept the nausea down, anyway. Too early in the day for a drink.


8 posted on 01/21/2013 11:11:39 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: EXCH54FE

I just looked at the TV and there’s a bunch of buses going by. Who’s in all those buses? Is the Inaugaral Parade a parade of buses?


9 posted on 01/21/2013 11:12:50 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: EXCH54FE

Just damn....

Four years is SUCH a long time......

/cry


10 posted on 01/21/2013 11:13:33 AM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: EXCH54FE

#6. Inserting paragraph breaks into pasted text on FR articles.


11 posted on 01/21/2013 11:14:29 AM PST by UCANSEE2
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Let's be nice and put together a 16 or 20 song music album for BO.

Track 1: "I'm the Great Pretender" by The Platters

I'm sure other Freepers can come up with more.

12 posted on 01/21/2013 11:18:29 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: EXCH54FE; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

#7 Figure out the mystery of why a newspaper such as the WSJ is not published today, when it is in fact written and printed the previous day, which means that the editors and printers are working on this Holy Day to prepare tomorrow’s edition.


13 posted on 01/21/2013 11:20:50 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: EXCH54FE

You could just go to work. That’s what I did!


14 posted on 01/21/2013 11:21:10 AM PST by jboot (This isn't your father's America. Stay safe and keep your powder dry.)
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To: EXCH54FE

Avoiding watching the State Run media’s lap dog coverage at all costs....I am used to being able to turn on at least FOXNEWS but I can’t even take that today. Watching deadliest warrior(Spike)......FR


15 posted on 01/21/2013 11:41:10 AM PST by jakerobins
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To: Vigilanteman

That was Slick’s theme song too.


16 posted on 01/21/2013 11:43:04 AM PST by willibeaux (de ole Korean War vet age 83)
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To: willibeaux

Too cold so staying at home. Have watched/listened to christian tv on the internet. Have not read or looked at any pictures of satan’s sidekick of what he said or how he is being praised by demons.


17 posted on 01/21/2013 11:52:19 AM PST by YukonGreen
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To: EXCH54FE

1. Cleaning
2. Painting Cabinets and Re-hanging doors
3. Laundry
4. Check Walmart for ammo
5. Cigar and Beer


18 posted on 01/21/2013 11:58:02 AM PST by TexasTransplant (This needs to go viral http://vimeo.com/52009124 please watch it)
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To: EXCH54FE

8. Listen to ‘defiant’ songs like “Uprising” by Muse and “We Won’t Give Up” by The Afters.


19 posted on 01/21/2013 12:04:01 PM PST by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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To: EXCH54FE

Well, I started by watching RANDOLPH SCOTT in THE TALL T.

Now into my DVD collection...

Next it will be ZULU DAWN.
Then ZULU.
Then THE NAKED PREY.
Then SANDS OF THE KALAHARI.
Then DARK OF THE SUN.

For some reason I am drawn to African movies today. Don’t know why!


20 posted on 01/21/2013 12:41:14 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name! See new paintings!)
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To: Vigilanteman

We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister

You’re So Condescending
your Gall Is Never Ending
we Don’t Want Nothin’, Not A Thing From You
your Life Is Trite And Jaded
boring And Confiscated
if That’s Your Best, Your Best Won’t Do

oh.....................
oh.....................
we’re Right/yeah
we’re Free/yeah
we’ll Fight/yeah
you’ll See/yeah

I’d rather be cleaning out the septic system than have the tv on today.


21 posted on 01/21/2013 1:15:35 PM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: EXCH54FE

While away the hours?

Nah, I’ve been (finally) reading Gary Allen’s “None Dare Call It Conspiracy”.


22 posted on 01/21/2013 2:13:01 PM PST by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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To: Revolting cat!
We didn’t get our paper either. Maybe that’s why??

You might add to the list:

Play with the dog. Teach him/her a new trick.

Clean off your computer desk. Then, when the hurls start, you won’t have as much to clean up.

23 posted on 01/21/2013 3:07:25 PM PST by Humal
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