Skip to comments.Five Ways to While Away the Hours on a Dreadful Inauguration Day!
Posted on 01/21/2013 10:58:44 AM PST by EXCH54FE
Getting through the second inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama without losing ones calm, cheerful disposition and without any breach of law more actionable than a profanity-laced tirade that would cause even the most grizzled Navy sailor to blush is a tall order, indeed, for those of us prone to taking our politics a smidgen too seriously. Remember, patriots, Barack Obama is not smirking at you, personally, as he promises once again to defend and protect the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic; a promise he will deliberately break several times before even completing his God-awful, boring inaugural speech! Be aware that Obama does not even know that you exist, especially if you are a white male, over 50, and a lifelong Republican who believes in the 2nd Amendment, the Declaration of Independence, traditional American values and who celebrates Independence Day with a world-class toot every July 4th. Despite the fact that Obama is the least qualified, morally and ideologically, to ever step foot in the White House is irrelevant. He and his Marxist minions are here for at least another four years, so relax and enjoy the laughterlest you collapse in tears. Mind you, there are several defenses against the debilitating effects of living through the second Obama inauguration. Any one of these can make this day survivable, if not bearable: 1.Join the NRA and sign-up several leftist, anti-gun kooks with your dime. Foot the bill for their membership and you will feel all the better! 2.Randomly hand out 100 Happy Gun Appreciation Day cards to strangers at the local mall. 3.Take a NRA member to lunch AND dinner. 4.Listen to Ronald Reagans two Inaugural Speeches from the glorious 1980s, and 5.Thank God Barack has no sons to whom he can hand down his Marxist fascism!
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1.Join the NRA and sign-up several leftist, anti-gun kooks with your dime. Foot the bill for their membership and you will feel all the better!
2.Randomly hand out 100 Happy Gun Appreciation Day cards to strangers at the local mall.
3.Take a NRA member to lunch AND dinner.
4.Listen to Ronald Reagans two Inaugural Speeches from the glorious 1980s, and
5.Thank God Barack has no sons to whom he can hand down his Marxist fascism!
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6. Head to the range.
Watch old movies. Go to the Mall to walk (getting over Flu), and have a slice of NY Style pizza. Monitor FR and comment as moved.
Besides weeping and watching recorded movies I haven’t done much.
I will add:
7. Then take an good solid hour to meticulously clean your AR and accessory equipment.
During the Immaculation Ceremony I clamped on the headphones & cued up some patriotic march music followed by the sound track to Red Dawn (1984).
Kept the nausea down, anyway. Too early in the day for a drink.
I just looked at the TV and there’s a bunch of buses going by. Who’s in all those buses? Is the Inaugaral Parade a parade of buses?
Four years is SUCH a long time......
#6. Inserting paragraph breaks into pasted text on FR articles.
Track 1: "I'm the Great Pretender" by The Platters
I'm sure other Freepers can come up with more.
#7 Figure out the mystery of why a newspaper such as the WSJ is not published today, when it is in fact written and printed the previous day, which means that the editors and printers are working on this Holy Day to prepare tomorrow’s edition.
You could just go to work. That’s what I did!
Avoiding watching the State Run media’s lap dog coverage at all costs....I am used to being able to turn on at least FOXNEWS but I can’t even take that today. Watching deadliest warrior(Spike)......FR
That was Slick’s theme song too.
Too cold so staying at home. Have watched/listened to christian tv on the internet. Have not read or looked at any pictures of satan’s sidekick of what he said or how he is being praised by demons.
2. Painting Cabinets and Re-hanging doors
4. Check Walmart for ammo
5. Cigar and Beer
8. Listen to ‘defiant’ songs like “Uprising” by Muse and “We Won’t Give Up” by The Afters.
Well, I started by watching RANDOLPH SCOTT in THE TALL T.
Now into my DVD collection...
Next it will be ZULU DAWN.
Then THE NAKED PREY.
Then SANDS OF THE KALAHARI.
Then DARK OF THE SUN.
For some reason I am drawn to African movies today. Don’t know why!
We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister
You’re So Condescending
your Gall Is Never Ending
we Don’t Want Nothin’, Not A Thing From You
your Life Is Trite And Jaded
boring And Confiscated
if That’s Your Best, Your Best Won’t Do
I’d rather be cleaning out the septic system than have the tv on today.
While away the hours?
Nah, I’ve been (finally) reading Gary Allen’s “None Dare Call It Conspiracy”.
You might add to the list:
Play with the dog. Teach him/her a new trick.
Clean off your computer desk. Then, when the hurls start, you won’t have as much to clean up.
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