How did we ever survive without the DHS. Maybe they should post rain storms as a drowning hazard, “DO NOT Stand in the rain looking up with your mouth open!”
I’m from Homeland Security. Please wear a sweater. You’ll catch your death of cold. Did you take your vitamins?
With the climate change indoctrinated crew in charge of most weather broadcasting these days, every 3 inch snowfall and 0F overnight is a major crisis.
All of that cold air comes through Canada first and it’s also colder up there. Ask the Canadians how they deal with it since I’ve never heard them complain about winter weather.
If we had onlry know this before Valley Forge.
Does someone why it is Valley Forge and not Forge Valley?
Well, don’t mock Big Sis. It was not aimed for your consumption.
Obamabots won’t know what to do if Big Sis hadn’t told them to tie their shoe laces before walking.
Algore invented winter.
They have to tell dimwits this stuff, since critical thinking has been eliminated from govt “schools”.
We do it straight and simple here:
Sirens INSIDE, GET OUT.
Sirens OUTSIDE, GET IN.
When it’s raining, put on your slicker.
When it’s cold, add a few layers.
When it’s hot, lose those layers and drink extra water.
If you hear shots fired at school, RUN, then HIDE.
And whatever your survival situation, Be Here Now is our mantra.
It’s not brain surgery here, yet we get to pay for this lesbo’s nonsense.
Damn, I have frostbite! White or pale appearance in extremities such as fingers, toes, ear lobes, and the tip of the nose, I have all that and more.
Life was much much harder before DHS. We didn’t know enough to go outside with gloves, a coat and a hat. Our fingers froze off and to this day we are without fingers. We used to walk on slick ice cuz we didn’t know better, thank you DHS for telling us, and we slipped and fell a lot, and to this day we still bear the pain of broken bones.
Today we need DHS and other mother-and-father-figures to guide us and warn us against the dangers in the world. Oh thank you DHS!
So is she saying I should put a sweater in with the roll of duct tape in my disaster preparedness kit?