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Satire: Avid skeet shooter Barack Obama reveals his favorite clay pigeon recipe...
Bluegrass Pundit ^ | Monday, January 28, 2013 | Bluegrass Pundit

Posted on 01/28/2013 3:04:13 PM PST by Askwhy5times

Me: So, Mr. President you shoot skeet. Do you eat them afterwards?
BO: Why yes. There is nothing more satisfying than killing and dressing your on inanimate object for dinner. My favorite recipe for clay pigeons is Braised Pigeons in Chocolate Sauce .
Me: Is there a secret to preparation?
BO: I like to soak them overnight in salt water and boil them for a long time to make them tender.
Me: Does the rest of the family eat them?
BO: Michelle loves them. She says they are good for her hips.
Me: What about the girls?
BO: Well. they are picky eaters and I usually fly in a pizza from Chicago when we have clay pigeon. 
Me: Isn't that extravagant?
BO: No this is Washington DC. We deserve it.
Me: Don't you think that could cause some resentment in fly-over country?
BO: Those bitter clingers in fly-over country need to get with the plan. They should get fired from their jobs, sign up for 99 weeks of unemployment, food stamps, Medicaid,  and a free Obamacphone. They would have plenty of money then.
Me: Thank you Mr. President.
Me: ....In other news CNN's Piers Morgan suffered grievous knee injuries in an exclusive gun control interview with President Obama.



TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; satire

1 posted on 01/28/2013 3:04:24 PM PST by Askwhy5times
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To: Askwhy5times

Those clay skeets may be Bo’s best chance for surviving the second term.


2 posted on 01/28/2013 3:12:21 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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3 posted on 01/28/2013 3:18:57 PM PST by KeyLargo
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4 posted on 01/28/2013 3:21:09 PM PST by KeyLargo
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5 posted on 01/28/2013 3:23:30 PM PST by KeyLargo
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To: Askwhy5times

There was a great episode where the Cheers guys got Frasier to go on a snipe hunt. Barry strikes me as the kind of guy who would fall for that.


6 posted on 01/28/2013 3:29:11 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: Askwhy5times
wonder if the guy that gave him lessons is the same one that taught this guy???

here's a hint, point the breach AWAY from your face when you open it...

7 posted on 01/28/2013 3:52:54 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Askwhy5times

Is shooting skeet another term for shooting heroin?


8 posted on 01/28/2013 3:58:48 PM PST by cruise_missile
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To: Chode

eye protection?

ear protection?

obviously no need for stupidity protection at this point.


9 posted on 01/28/2013 3:59:07 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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nope, he's weapons grade stooopid...
10 posted on 01/28/2013 4:06:10 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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