Skip to comments.Satire: Avid skeet shooter Barack Obama reveals his favorite clay pigeon recipe...
Posted on 01/28/2013 3:04:13 PM PST by Askwhy5times
Me: So, Mr. President you shoot skeet. Do you eat them afterwards?
BO: Why yes. There is nothing more satisfying than killing and dressing your on inanimate object for dinner. My favorite recipe for clay pigeons is Braised Pigeons in Chocolate Sauce .
Me: Is there a secret to preparation?
BO: I like to soak them overnight in salt water and boil them for a long time to make them tender.
Me: Does the rest of the family eat them?
BO: Michelle loves them. She says they are good for her hips.
Me: What about the girls?
BO: Well. they are picky eaters and I usually fly in a pizza from Chicago when we have clay pigeon.
Me: Isn't that extravagant?
BO: No this is Washington DC. We deserve it.
Me: Don't you think that could cause some resentment in fly-over country?
BO: Those bitter clingers in fly-over country need to get with the plan. They should get fired from their jobs, sign up for 99 weeks of unemployment, food stamps, Medicaid, and a free Obamacphone. They would have plenty of money then.
Me: Thank you Mr. President.
Me: ....In other news CNN's Piers Morgan suffered grievous knee injuries in an exclusive gun control interview with President Obama.
Those clay skeets may be Bo’s best chance for surviving the second term.
There was a great episode where the Cheers guys got Frasier to go on a snipe hunt. Barry strikes me as the kind of guy who would fall for that.
here's a hint, point the breach AWAY from your face when you open it...
Is shooting skeet another term for shooting heroin?
obviously no need for stupidity protection at this point.
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