Skip to comments.End the “Assault Weapon” MARRIAGE Ban NOW!
Posted on 02/01/2013 9:16:41 AM PST by BerserkPatriot
A lot of us love our guns, so much so they wed like to express it in a more permanent way but the government wont let us marry what we want. And they dont want to let us marry multiple Assault Weapons. Its time that we assert our right to marry our guns, its time to end the ban on Assault Weapon Marriages.
Ask yourself, why is the government suppressing this right? If we wish to have an AK civil union or a wedding with a Winchester, why are they standing in our way?
If you want to have a big fancy wedding at the gun range with 200 of your closets friends and 100,000 rounds of ammo in attendance, that should be your right. Who are they to judge your choice of magazines and Picatinny rail accessories?
Youre heard of shotgun weddings, well this would be an Assault Weapons Marriage. This is the civil right issue of our time akin to
some other civil rights issue of some other time.
Oh and BTW, I think they the government should provide everyone with free 30 Round PMAGs for our protection.. but thats for another posting
Why no? Unlike my wife, my assault weapon has never threatened to divorce me when I brought home a new one...
Hmm, guess I’m an assault weapon polygamist.
Now I feel dirty.
I think that some of my weapons are already fooling around behind my back inside the gun safe because every time I look inside it seems there are more of them...
Yes, you can have multiple partners that should appeal to the leftist degenerates.
On a serious note Ive had leftist cite this issue as proof of GOP tyranny.
Those people are deranged.
You can never tell what happens behind closed safe doors.
You can have your assault weapons and all the arguments that go along with them ... those free floating rails are disgustingly immoral. I’m a polygunamist and partial to my shotguns.
My guns already outbreak my first safe, so I had to get another. Damn things are like rabbits.
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