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Janet Napolitano suggests we fight back against "active shooters"--with SCISSORS!
Coach is Right ^ | 2/2/13 | Doug Book

Posted on 02/02/2013 10:08:21 AM PST by Oldpuppymax

In July of 2012, Janet Napolitano’s Department of Homeland Security (DHS) produced a “show and tell” video instructing Americans on the best course of action should they suddenly find themselves in an “active shooter” situation.

Entitled Run, Hide, Fight, the Big Sis-approved, 6 minute epic provided potential victims with crucial advice, such as “run away,” and “remain out of sight of the shooter.” Naturally, that’s the sort of counsel only government can provide. (1)

Noticeably absent from the DHS tutorial, however, was any discussion of REAL weapons in the hands of prospective victims. Apparently firearms were not permitted in the “gun free zone” building chosen by...

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1 posted on 02/02/2013 10:08:24 AM PST by Oldpuppymax
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2 posted on 02/02/2013 10:10:36 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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“run away,” and “remain out of sight of the shooter.”

I would have never thought of that. Most people instinctively think they should walk up to the shooter and offer to buy him a drink to take the edge off.
3 posted on 02/02/2013 10:18:18 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (Common sense is the first casualty of a depraved mind.)
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Why doesn’t she just come out and call for a crackdown on those violent criminals who use paper as a weapon, and are responsible for at least no attacks so far this year?

Of course, if the violent criminals are armed with rocks, you are boned.


4 posted on 02/02/2013 10:20:51 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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What if the shooter has a rock?


5 posted on 02/02/2013 10:21:49 AM PST by Oztrich Boy (I think, therefore I am what I yam, and that's all I yam - "Popeye" Descartes)
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Hey 'Big' Sis! I'm confused. Scissors?

Your boss Barry few years back said “If they bring a knife to the fight,
we bring a gun.

So if the crook has a gun, we bring a scissor?

But, if the crook has a knife, we bring a gun?

6 posted on 02/02/2013 10:24:53 AM PST by QT3.14 (Political Correctness: Intellectual AIDS - It sickens and kills everything it touches ~ Wm. Lind)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

“run away” No running with the scissors!


7 posted on 02/02/2013 10:25:21 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Oldpuppymax
Do The SNiVeL:

Step 1: "S" is for Safe - Assume a safe, fetal position, preferably under a table or other cover.

Step 2: "N" & "V" are for Non-Violent - Remember, remain non-violent. Moves that could be interpreted as 'self-defense' may only serve to further provoke your assailant. Offer no resistance.

Step 3: "L" is for Limp - Remain limp while begging and groveling for your life!!! This is no time for pride or courage, so cry like a girl, you fool!!! This will always serve you better than a firearm, which would only inject more violence into the situation. Finally, stay limp until your assailant has finished beating you like a rented mule. He will eventually tire from pummeling you mercilessly and choose to move on to a more entertaining endeavor, such as beating your spouse and/or children.

8 posted on 02/02/2013 10:34:13 AM PST by joseph20 (...to ourselves and our Posterity...)
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I thought OSHA banned scissors in the workplace.


9 posted on 02/02/2013 10:36:39 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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She is an ignorant idiot..I hope I live long enough to see all of these fools packing their bags and moving out of Washington..

Every day I wake up i think what today what will the fools come up with today..


10 posted on 02/02/2013 10:42:27 AM PST by PLD
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Big SIS is a F***King IDIOT!


11 posted on 02/02/2013 10:44:58 AM PST by brooklyn dave (1st commandment THOU SHALT NOT BELIEVE THY GOVERNMENT)
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Please keep ‘em coming! Thank you all very much!

12 posted on 02/02/2013 10:46:27 AM PST by RedMDer (HEY LIBS! GUN FREE ZONE T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW. I DARE YA!)
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Disarm the innocents! Defend yourself with scissors and icepicks. Always a good defense against someone with a shotgun, Napolitano (you silver-back gorilla!)

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13 posted on 02/02/2013 10:58:36 AM PST by whitedog57
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The White house officially said not to photo shop this pic. You are really going to be in trouble now. :-)


14 posted on 02/02/2013 10:58:50 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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LOL by the end of the day at least a million of us will be in trouble.


15 posted on 02/02/2013 11:00:32 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep ‘em coming! Thank you all very much!

16 posted on 02/02/2013 11:05:34 AM PST by RedMDer (HEY LIBS! GUN FREE ZONE T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW. I DARE YA!)
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To: Oztrich Boy
What if the shooter has a rock?

Paper covers rock.

Go for a paper cut. It probably won't slow the shooter down, but it will sting like the dickens.
17 posted on 02/02/2013 11:09:57 AM PST by TomGuy
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Just because scissors are the tool of choice for these folks when it comes to executing a partial birth abortion, does not mean it should be our primary means of defense when confronted with an armed villain... But of course, we know the real intent of this Government is to disarm the citizenry...
18 posted on 02/02/2013 11:27:58 AM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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19 posted on 02/02/2013 11:33:08 AM PST by Rodamala
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Scissors are OK in a pinch though I would prefer a ball point pen. Either could easily put down an assailant.
20 posted on 02/02/2013 12:21:34 PM PST by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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21 posted on 02/02/2013 12:54:49 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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Don't worry, Department of Homeland Stupidity to the rescue.

Following the Ft. Hood terror incident a logical person would've thought some of the restrictions would be lifted and more service members would be allowed to carry loaded weapons on base.... ie service members would be able to protect themselves.

Instead, the military adopted the Department of Homeland Stoopittity video and passed it off as "training."

Standing by for scissors to now be classified as "assault scissors" and "military in nature." Just for posting this I now run the risk of being detained by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, and Scissors

Or, I will be detained by the Takes Scissors Away (TSA) the next time I fly.

FUBO and FUJN

Have fun America and enjoy your softer kinder more faggotized military. Some possible DHS approved military recruiting slogans:

Army Coward of One

Marines: First to the Fetal

Marines: America's 9-1-1 Farce in pansyness

Cry all you can Cry in the Army

Navy: Global force of moral relativism

AF: Aim, Cry

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22 posted on 02/02/2013 1:21:36 PM PST by Repeat Offender (What good are conservative principles if we don't stand by them?)
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