Skip to comments.At last, an effective treatment for HIPSTER
Posted on 02/09/2013 7:06:23 AM PST by Notary Sojac
Ask your doctor about Unpretentiousil today.
I loved the slo-mo shots that had the douchebags en masse lounging about in the park looking like cattle grazing. These people are so disconnected from any/everything real and true.
What do these people do? I mean, what do they produce? What do they contribute to the world?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
I have a t-shirt that says, "I'd rather hunt with Dick Chaney than ride with Ted Kennedy."
I had to laugh a bit, but some of that stuff hits home.
I have a beard, a few V-neck t-shirts, enjoy microbrews (and homebrew), like vinyl records, appreciate fair trade products, am a committed contrarian, and make things at home which can easily be bought at a local supermarket.
Heck, I even restore and listen to tube radios from the 1930s and 1940s.
(BTW, the Black Keys sound great on an old Philco console radio).
How many teenage daughters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. The teenage daughter holds the bulb, and the whole world revolves around her.
THAT was hilarious!
There was an article not too long ago, about a prepper who was talking to a group of "young people" about what they would do when the fecal matter impacts on the rotating oscillator.
The conversation that followed was disturbing. One hipster said his skills included "a great personality, plays the guitar, and knows Xbox".
One girl had a bag packed in case she had to bug out of the dorms, but when asked where she might go, she replied, "I guess south, because they've got food and stuff".
Another girl said that in case of SHTF, she'd make a living offering herself for sex.
And they all vote. Twice, even.
the dream of 1890s is alive in portland...
sorry, can’t figure out how to embed the video
I have a 31 year old daughter. Drinks Pabst, makes guacamole, wears scarves, lives in Hoboken, photographs food, wears old Christmas sweaters.
We love her dearly, but she fits the mold.
Yep... we SHOULD fear for this country
At least the last girl is a realist.
Whew! That’s a relief, Doc.
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