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MOTUS Re-Invents the Her Inner Capitalsit Pig
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-9-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 02/09/2013 11:52:09 AM PST by NOBO2012

Dear MO(Y)Ls, MO(Y)Ds, and FOMs, It is time for MOTUS to take a bit of a break. Not totally; I’m not going completely dark (can I say that?) butt I do need to “reinvent” myself.

(snip)while I won’t be giving up my MOTUS responsibilities entirely, I do need to spend some time figuring out how best to monetize my current position while I – as Roger Simon put it – “still have some ability to do it.”

So for the near future I’ll be downsizing the girth of my daily post (following Lady M’s guidelines and helpful hints) to allow me more time to explore options for monetizing my efforts. I’m not looking for handouts – butt since Big Guy wants us all to pay a little more  and he won’t give me a raise, or even pay me for my current services - I’m going to have to do this on my own.

So while I look into ad placements to defray the costs of maintaining my cloud storage, I’ll also be pursuing other options. I kind of liked receiving pay checks from Right Network (before they closed the shutters) and the Daily Mail Online, so I’ll be checking around to see if anyone else with a big time website would be interested in publishing my daily reflections for fun and profit. Anyone? Glenn, over at The Blaze? Tucker, on the Daily CallerBreitbart? The good Michelle? Whoever the new editor-in-chief at PJMedia will be? Feel free to drop me an email, I’m currently entertaining all offers: blog assignments, book deals, consulting, speaking circuit, circus acts.

In short, I’m not certain the modest funds I’ve set aside for retirement in the Old Age Home for Obsolete Technological devices will be adequate in the age of ObamaWorld.

So, in order to reinvent MOTUS as an all-American capitalist pig I need a few weeks to get my game plan together. This will hopefully allow me to find a level playing field on which I’ll get a fair shake in order to pay my fair share. I don’t want to be a slacker.(snip)

Please continue to check in daily and leave your comments and suggestions, as I sure don’t want to give up my #138 position on the Top Conservative Blogs list!

Sincere thanks to all my loyal readers, commentors and fans: please stay tuned as I attempt to reinvent myself into something newer, bigger and better!

So, let me reiterate: I’m not looking for donations. I’ve just got that good old American Capitalist Pig itch, and I’m looking to find a way to scratch it so I can afford to give a little bit more.

And now, today’s topic for discussion: Snow jobs. Choose your favorite of the week from my list, or create your own.

FE_DA_0207_Obama_Prayer425x283“Obama Calls for Humility at the National Prayer Breakfast” (seriously)

(if this one doesn’t get your vote, than you might enjoy watching Dr. Benjamin Carson’s complete homily here)

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: motus; obama
Re-invent yourself quickly, please! I need your reflections!!!
1 posted on 02/09/2013 11:52:15 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Capitalist Pigs living in a Socialist STY waiting for the Communist Butcher..

I’ll buy that...

2 posted on 02/09/2013 12:22:46 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: NOBO2012

I have NO IDEA of what this incomprehensible mess is about.

3 posted on 02/09/2013 4:42:44 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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