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Nork Generals = LOL
Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 February 2013 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 02/11/2013 12:52:25 AM PST by Reaganite Republican


How exactly does one earn so many medals they won't even fit 
on the coat with an army that hasn't seen combat for 60 years?

Hazing recruits?  Parades...?


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: army; dprk; korea; north

1 posted on 02/11/2013 12:52:36 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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2 posted on 02/11/2013 12:53:50 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

North Korean Body Armor.


3 posted on 02/11/2013 12:56:15 AM PST by agere_contra (I once saw a movie where only the police and military had guns. It was called 'Schindler's List'.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Maybe they give out medals for finding a meal.


4 posted on 02/11/2013 12:57:27 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I know they get one for using less than 2 pieces of tp.


5 posted on 02/11/2013 1:03:29 AM PST by this_ol_patriot
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To: Reaganite Republican
The fellows in the front row are all Field Marshal's, i believe. Also the fellow on the right that looks like a toad appears to be wearing the NK version of the Soviet ‘order of Victory’. It is the big five pointed star attached to his neck tie. The Soviets restricted that decoration to commanders of very large military forces who had led an army group or so in a victorious campaign . Such as Zhukov .
6 posted on 02/11/2013 1:04:13 AM PST by robowombat
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To: Reaganite Republican

3D printing.


7 posted on 02/11/2013 1:11:23 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (If you want to ring the bell - you got to swing the hammer hard!)
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To: Reaganite Republican


8 posted on 02/11/2013 1:12:49 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's presidential run. What'll you do?)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Looks like they stole a bunch of badges of BMW’s on their tour across Bavaria...


9 posted on 02/11/2013 1:12:56 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Reaganite Republican
Natch!  Make that "They stole a bunch of Mercedes badges as they waltzed across Bavaria"
 

10 posted on 02/11/2013 1:16:44 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Reaganite Republican

They could find certain employment at TGI Fridays, what with the flair and all.

“Herro, I am Kim and I will be your awesome server today. We have a special on hot dogs.”


11 posted on 02/11/2013 1:23:42 AM PST by Dysart
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To: Reaganite Republican

On the third general from the right, is that a medal or something else?


12 posted on 02/11/2013 1:38:48 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Reaganite Republican; Vendome; 2ndDivisionVet

Those NORK Generals aren’t wearing medals.

Underneath each one of those things is a map to where he buried a kimchee pot.


13 posted on 02/11/2013 1:39:54 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

It looks like a lot of them are doubles. I guess unlike here in America where you get some device to indicate a double medal like an oak leaf cluster, NK just gives you another one.


14 posted on 02/11/2013 1:58:44 AM PST by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: Fresh Wind

Pocket rocket.


15 posted on 02/11/2013 2:19:10 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (What word begins with "O" and ends in economic collapse?)
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To: Fresh Wind
"On the third general from the right, is that a medal or something else?"

Too small to tell. Would the phrase "How's it hangin'?" apply here?

16 posted on 02/11/2013 2:33:56 AM PST by Flotsam_Jetsome ("Obama": His entire life is Photoshopped.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Gee whiz, somebody give those poor emaciated creatures a Happy Meal, stat.


17 posted on 02/11/2013 2:42:54 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: this_ol_patriot

“I know they get one for using less than 2 pieces of tp.”
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lmao x 1000


18 posted on 02/11/2013 3:46:47 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: Fresh Wind
"On the third general from the right, is that a medal or something else?"

No it is too big for that.


19 posted on 02/11/2013 3:51:00 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I think those are merit badges.......


20 posted on 02/11/2013 3:52:22 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon or just throw her from the train......)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Ass-kissing medals. They get two a year from the Great Leader.


21 posted on 02/11/2013 3:53:13 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Reaganite Republican

“Pledge Pins? On your uniform? Drop and give me twenty, mister.”


22 posted on 02/11/2013 4:33:06 AM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

“One more game of Pin the Tin on the Norkey, and then we’ll go home.”


23 posted on 02/11/2013 4:35:04 AM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

“Picked all these up in Mexico, cheap. Apparently, they don’t need no stinkin’ badges there.”


24 posted on 02/11/2013 4:36:17 AM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Chad N. Freud

“THANK YOU, SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?” ;^)


25 posted on 02/11/2013 4:41:36 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

The guy on the right feels humiliated for not having as many microphones as his junior.

Shameful,...just shameful...how humbling..../s


26 posted on 02/11/2013 4:47:03 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The Air Force dude is funny.


27 posted on 02/11/2013 4:50:44 AM PST by billhilly
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To: Reaganite Republican

Those aren’t medals... they are the general’s required “pieces of flair”.


28 posted on 02/11/2013 5:04:59 AM PST by Common Sense 101 (Hey libs... If your theories fly in the face of reality, it's not reality that's wrong.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

29 posted on 02/11/2013 5:07:46 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Reaganite Republican
How exactly does one earn so many medals they won't even fit on the coat with an army that hasn't seen combat for 60 years?

Eat lots of Cracker Jacks?


30 posted on 02/11/2013 5:34:23 AM PST by Jed Eckert (Wolverines!!)
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To: P.O.E.
Well played P.O.E., Mr. T is exactly right, on so many level, "I piety the Fools". LOL.
31 posted on 02/11/2013 5:37:35 AM PST by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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To: LukeL

It could be like the former Red Army where the award of a higher medal authorized the recipient to wear every medal of lesser significance.

That’s like if a U.S. soldier with no previous awards distinguished himself in combat & was awarded the Medal of Honor, that he could then wear the DSC, Silver Star, Bronze Star, etc.

The advantage these Nork generals have is that they’ll never get ambushed by Candy Crowley or Anderson Cooper.


32 posted on 02/11/2013 5:38:00 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: Reaganite Republican

It would take John Kerry a month to throw all of those.


33 posted on 02/11/2013 6:00:54 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Butt kissing medals

feed the ego of “da Kim” and get a medal!

Kim3 probably gives them out like candy... of course he doesn’t give out candy come to think of it...


34 posted on 02/11/2013 6:19:15 AM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Reaganite Republican
I hope the Norks don't have any MRI machines in the country.

5.56mm

35 posted on 02/11/2013 6:23:41 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: 2001convSVT

But there’s a lot of false bravado out there, from rappers to jihadis to these N. Korean jerks. They don’t have the guts to fight like real men.

(Not meant as a slam against Mr. T., - I actually get a kick out his character).


36 posted on 02/11/2013 6:26:22 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

bump


37 posted on 02/11/2013 6:26:30 AM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

NK version of bullet-proof vest?


38 posted on 02/11/2013 6:46:31 AM PST by TigerLikesRooster (The way to crush the bourgeois is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

lol

I think they simply do as they are told after that one guy was killed by grenade or whatever for not properly mourning the death of Kim2. They will do whatever it takes to keep Kim3 happy.


39 posted on 02/11/2013 6:48:58 AM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Reaganite Republican

They are each wearing all the Nobel Peace Prizes they’ve won.


40 posted on 02/11/2013 9:08:57 AM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: this_ol_patriot

And, one for when they learn to tie their right shoe, then another for the left.


41 posted on 02/11/2013 9:21:56 AM PST by ataDude (Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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