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If Democrats Had Popes What Would Their Names Be?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 2-11-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 02/11/2013 4:56:24 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

In light of Pope Benedict stepping down and Chris Rock's revelation that liberal presidents should be treated as some kind of holy father, I thought it would be fun to explore what Democrats would call themselves if they were pope.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: democrats; liberal; pope; satire

1 posted on 02/11/2013 4:56:30 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Those are really good, thanks


2 posted on 02/11/2013 4:59:07 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Those are all great!


3 posted on 02/11/2013 4:59:45 PM PST by tje
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To: The Looking Spoon

Eric Holder - Pope LEO


4 posted on 02/11/2013 4:59:45 PM PST by Ken H
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To: Ken H

Obama: Pope Immoralus Maximus


5 posted on 02/11/2013 5:03:15 PM PST by sr4402
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To: The Looking Spoon

They’d all be named Pope Pius


6 posted on 02/11/2013 5:04:44 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Pope Barry the Broke


7 posted on 02/11/2013 5:05:36 PM PST by mnehring
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To: The Looking Spoon

LaTrina I


8 posted on 02/11/2013 5:07:32 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: muir_redwoods

Pope Prius


9 posted on 02/11/2013 5:07:51 PM PST by meowmeow (In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Pope Marxitrillion the destroyer” Fuuuuunie!!


10 posted on 02/11/2013 5:08:48 PM PST by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: muir_redwoods
I'd say, Obie would be
Pope Saul for the way he persecutes Christians

and Harry Reid would be

Pope Pontius Pilate for the way he has washed his hands of any of his responsibilities...

11 posted on 02/11/2013 5:08:48 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Good job.


12 posted on 02/11/2013 5:09:45 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Now Playing. Obama II - The Revenge of My Father.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Pope a Dope. (With a pic of Obama taking a hit)


13 posted on 02/11/2013 5:09:51 PM PST by Typelouder
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To: The Looking Spoon

Lucifer.


14 posted on 02/11/2013 5:10:09 PM PST by re_nortex
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To: The Looking Spoon

I think the word you are looking for is anti-pope.

Is that two words?


15 posted on 02/11/2013 5:10:57 PM PST by DManA
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To: The Looking Spoon
Somehow I suspect that the man child would skip the term pope and go right for “The Lord God Almighty.”
16 posted on 02/11/2013 5:12:09 PM PST by dartuser (My firearm is not illegal ... its undocumented.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama would be Felonious the XLIII

Biden would be Pope Delirious

Harry Reid would be Pope Detritus

and Nancy Pelosi would be Pope Hystericus


17 posted on 02/11/2013 5:13:12 PM PST by Catmom
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To: mnehring

Carter: Pope Peanut XXXIX

Clinton: Pope Penis XLII

Obama: Pope Poofter XLIV


18 posted on 02/11/2013 5:13:24 PM PST by twister881
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To: The Looking Spoon

How about Rubio? He’s Catholic,and a Rino. Obamas just to busy at the minute.


19 posted on 02/11/2013 5:14:28 PM PST by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Pope Benedict Arnold


20 posted on 02/11/2013 5:17:37 PM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Pope Kennedy I

Pope Kennedy II

Pope Kennedy III

And so on...

21 posted on 02/11/2013 5:18:37 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hillary: Pope Cankles the First


22 posted on 02/11/2013 5:18:50 PM PST by Typelouder
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To: Catmom

Correction.

Obama would be Felonious the XLIV.


23 posted on 02/11/2013 5:18:50 PM PST by Catmom
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To: The Looking Spoon

Abortimus XIX


24 posted on 02/11/2013 5:24:00 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Jimmy Carter would be Erronious the XXXIX

Bill Clinton would be Phallus the XLII


25 posted on 02/11/2013 5:26:52 PM PST by Catmom
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To: The Looking Spoon

Democrat Popes? Scratch, Beelzebub, Father of Lies, Lucifer, etc


26 posted on 02/11/2013 5:28:18 PM PST by Ray76 (Do you reject Obama? And all his works? And all his empty promises?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Baal Peor would be one of the high officials if not their head.


27 posted on 02/11/2013 5:30:07 PM PST by veracious
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To: The Looking Spoon
Larcenous and Lascivious?
28 posted on 02/11/2013 5:33:11 PM PST by x
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To: The Looking Spoon

Michael Bloomberg: Pope Softus Drinkus of New Yorkus


29 posted on 02/11/2013 5:34:36 PM PST by Typelouder
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To: The Looking Spoon

Well, “Innocent” is out. Don’t expect Pius, either.


30 posted on 02/11/2013 6:10:12 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (What word begins with "O" and ends in economic collapse?)
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To: The Looking Spoon; windcliff; stylecouncilor
Pope Corruptus Maximus
Pope Taxus E. Spendus
Pope Blamus Bushus
31 posted on 02/11/2013 6:49:38 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: The Looking Spoon

Pope Che Guevara the population reducer


32 posted on 02/11/2013 6:51:43 PM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: I Drive Too Fast

Pretty good.


33 posted on 02/11/2013 7:23:30 PM PST by windcliff
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To: GeronL

PoleSmoker XLIV


34 posted on 02/11/2013 8:30:29 PM PST by Palio di Siena
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