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Now Trending on Twitter: #NextMichelleObamaAppearance
Twitter ^ | 2/24/13 | Tweets

Posted on 02/24/2013 9:38:32 PM PST by Nachum

Queen Michelle crashes the Acadamy Awards show and now the newest hashtag to go viral is: #NextMichelleObamaAppearance.

Here are some of the entries:

#NextMichelleObamaAppearance delivering Kim's baby on Keeping Up with the KarTRASHians

on video in your local grocery aisles, telling you what to eat.

New mandatory morning exercise show: Stretching It with Moochelle

The new face of T-Mobile's line of Obama-phones.

Distributing over-sized checks door to door as part of the Better Homes For Donors Sweepstakes.

Conclave

White smoke coming out of the White House announcing the next pope.

Singing the Star Spangled Banner on the big screen at all MLB games.

She will be driving in The Indianapolis 500..

Uhura's Mom in the new Star Trek movie.

American Idol surprise finalist

Replacing BHO on ESPN's slobbering presidential March Madness bracket picks

"Please turn off your cell phone" ads to be shown in all theaters

Flo's sidekick on Progressive Insurance ads.”

Rides along with Danica Patrick at next year's Daytona 500.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2013oscars; michelleobama; nextmichelleobama
Just a sample.
1 posted on 02/24/2013 9:38:39 PM PST by Nachum
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To: Nachum

Those are funny but not that far fetched


2 posted on 02/24/2013 9:43:03 PM PST by funfan
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To: Nachum

LOL!!!!


4 posted on 02/24/2013 9:57:26 PM PST by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: Nachum
The one about Moochelle delivering Kim's baby reminded me of the Conan video someone posted a while back. Funnier than hell:

Kim & Kanye's Unborn Baby Makes a Break For it

5 posted on 02/24/2013 9:57:38 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Nachum

How about a guest part on the Walking Dead? I’d argue as a walker, but she’d fit in as a whiny liberal too. She’d be anti gun of course, but would constantly complain that there aren’t enough people protecting her.


6 posted on 02/24/2013 9:59:14 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: Nachum

Sits on the GEICO gecko and ends that miserable lizard’s career.


7 posted on 02/24/2013 10:05:13 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: Nachum

There has to be a Grand Opening of a Target Store happening somewhere this week.


8 posted on 02/24/2013 10:06:43 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (....Let It Burn....)
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To: SaxxonWoods

OK, Dollar Store.


9 posted on 02/24/2013 10:07:20 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (....Let It Burn....)
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To: Nachum

Hubby had to pause his drag racing to see why I was screaming at the TV in the living room. It was not lady-like. These people are the epitome of celebretards. I guess she wanted to remind all the 1% in Hollyweird what their money bought them in D.C. along with their film production tax exemptions, wink wink. Thank God the 1% in D.C. and Hollywood aren’t those evil RICH people Obama and the Rats hate who don’t pay their fair share, use every tax loophole, and keep the poor people down.....yes, sarc.


10 posted on 02/24/2013 10:23:27 PM PST by Bubbette
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To: Nachum

will replace Dear Leader Ayatollahs on all public walls in Iran. Argo/Mullahs/obamas/Hollywood, perfect together!


11 posted on 02/24/2013 10:40:50 PM PST by parisa
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To: latina4dubya

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12 posted on 02/24/2013 11:04:22 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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14 posted on 02/25/2013 2:20:39 AM PST by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: rawcatslyentist

I don’t even want to know. Wouldn’t look or watch if I did.


16 posted on 02/25/2013 2:41:23 AM PST by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
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To: Nachum
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17 posted on 02/25/2013 3:25:07 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

excellent

expecially the bangs


18 posted on 02/25/2013 4:03:13 AM PST by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: silverleaf

I had a wild time with the hair dye! Photoshop is a wonderful thing!


19 posted on 02/25/2013 4:21:58 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Nachum

Michelle has to do something, she isn’t getting any from Obama.


20 posted on 02/25/2013 5:10:13 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Nachum

In front of a Wide Load sign ( her rear faces the sign)


21 posted on 02/25/2013 5:31:32 AM PST by patriotspride
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