The Academy Awards Come Out of the Closet

Pajamas Media ^ | February 25th, 2013 | Roger L. Simon

[radioone]

Hollywood has enough of a reputation for being in the pocket of the Democratic Party, but now they not only are in the pocket, they’re in the wallet, the purse, the laptop, the vestibule, the fax machine, the refrigerator, the oven, the slow cooker, shoes, socks, bell, book and candle and just about everything else.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

“This show is being watched by roughly a billion people around the world, and everyone is thinking the exact same thing: That we’re all gay.”

- Steve Martin hosting the Oscars, 2001.

Knew that many of them were long before that.

[max americana]

You could still watch movies and not support these lefty pukes by using bittorrent. Download and don’t pay them a dime. It’s legal actually and I work in Hollywood.

[max americana]

“I have not seen this event since 1995. What’ve I missed?”

Beat you to it...I work in Hollywood and our office is 5 minutes away from the libtard fiesta. No one in our production company watches it. We just went to Vegas to unwind.

[Brandybux]

"That we're all gay."

My wife and I vaguely remembered that Sunday evening was the Academy Awards night, sometime around 10:30 PM CST, and thinking I might grab an easy update on what finally fell out, I turned on the telly. Viola! It was still on.

And, so, we decided to watch until Best Picture was awarded, noting that none of the nominees looked interesting (right, we haven't been to see Les Mis). We were getting settled in for the night while the Pretty People Played With Themselves In Public, and finally, we noticed there was a final "good-night number" offered by the host and some almost-anorexic dame. Did anyone catch that? It woulda been the tops for the night if I'd seen the whole enchilada -- a number called "Here's to the Losers."

Someone up above mentioned nervous laughter. There was plenty of that during this number. Was this a joke? Should we laugh? Was it a cruel insult? Should we storm out fuming smoke from our ears? So many double-entendres!! So little time to figure out how I should emote to them!!

Clearly, the lyrics of this number were being read from a telepropmpter, and also clearly there were likely scores of different versions of lyrics, as the songwriters (supposedly) would not know who the winners (and, hence, the losers) would be. In other words, ALL THE NOMINEES in every category was likely a candidate for the ending number "Here's to the Losers."

And, with that realization, the biggest joke of all took shape -- that's what the entire evening was about -- losers. All of them -- the films, the people who made them, the people who gathered in their sparkly clothes to fawn over one another.

"We're all gay?" They should hope for something so worthy. They're all losers.

Blech. In future years, I won't waste another 10 to 15 minutes like that!

[SaraJohnson]

If there is one industry the GOP needs to stick it to, BIG TIME, it is Hollywierd. They have wracked up the tile of political enemy for life. Knock them into the stone age.