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Colorado Representative Apologizes for Remarks
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Feb 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/25/2013 9:16:14 AM PST by John Semmens

Democratic Colorado State Representative Joe Salazar issued an apology for suggesting that women fearful of being raped couldn’t be trusted with guns.

“It was not my intent to offend anyone,” Salazar maintained. “It’s just that I don’t believe more guns are the answer to any public safety problem. I think that if a woman has a gun a dangerous situation could easily be escalated from rape to homicide. Her having a gun just increases the risk of doubling the casualty count.”

As an alternative to arming themselves Salazar suggested that women who feel threatened should carry whistles. “Most of the time a toot or two will scare off a potential attacker,” he insisted. “If it doesn’t it still increases the chances that the rapist will be interrupted or possibly apprehended. The big plus, though, is that the woman will be relieved of the risk of feeling guilty for shooting someone. In my mind, it is better for a woman to be an innocent victim with a clear conscience than to have to bear the blame for harming another person.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/02/23/administration-lashes-out-at-congressmens-failure-to-consume-office-budget-allowance/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; guns; rape; satire

1 posted on 02/25/2013 9:16:20 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

What is wrong with these people? Dead bad guys is a very GOOD thing.


2 posted on 02/25/2013 9:20:35 AM PST by RatRipper (Self-centeredness, greed, envy, deceit and lawless corruption has killed this once great nation.)
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To: John Semmens

Please put SATIRE in the header of posts like this. Thanks.


3 posted on 02/25/2013 9:22:57 AM PST by DManA
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To: John Semmens

Keep talking, moron. Every time you open your mouth you’re further proving what a drooling idiot you are....and your ilk.


4 posted on 02/25/2013 9:25:38 AM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: John Semmens

If a whistle blows in the forest and no one hears it, did the rape ever occur? Just asking.


5 posted on 02/25/2013 9:26:05 AM PST by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie mmm mmm mmm)
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To: DManA
Please put SATIRE in the header of posts like this. Thanks.

That will suck all the fun out of reading the responses.

6 posted on 02/25/2013 9:28:25 AM PST by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1

Then you are an a-hole.


7 posted on 02/25/2013 9:36:48 AM PST by DManA
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To: John Semmens

Great post! Thanks!


8 posted on 02/25/2013 9:40:31 AM PST by MeganC (Liberals fool people by walking upright.)
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To: John Semmens

“It was not my intent to offend anyone,”

Of course it wasn’t, because everyone but you is a moron.


9 posted on 02/25/2013 10:04:50 AM PST by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: DManA
Hehehe...Mr. Semmens just likes to fish for unsuspecting Freepers whose blood pressure is sure to skyrocket! He has gotten me a few times, but I keep an eye out for him...:)

That said, when I saw this in his work: "...As an alternative to arming themselves Salazar suggested that women who feel threatened should carry whistles..." I had a very difficult time distinguishing that from reality.

10 posted on 02/25/2013 10:27:27 AM PST by rlmorel (1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
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To: DManA

Hey...that’s a bit harsh there. You could make that point without putting that point on it, IMHO.

Having felt the sting of putting my foot into that trap a few times, I know what you mean.


11 posted on 02/25/2013 10:30:10 AM PST by rlmorel (1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
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To: rlmorel

You don’t think people are angry enough already? You think it’s funny to make stuff up to make them even angrier? For nothing?

I don’t get it myself.


12 posted on 02/25/2013 10:38:03 AM PST by DManA
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To: DManA
Please put SATIRE in the header of posts like this.

I don't know what you have on your screen.... but on my screen right below the TITLE line it says SEMI_NEWS SEMI-SATIRE and it is in bright RED.

13 posted on 02/25/2013 10:39:08 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: rlmorel
I had a very difficult time distinguishing that from reality.

Well... his website is called SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE so that explains why some reality is thrown in.

It doesn't explain why it is so hard to distinguish satire from reality , other than that there is no longer anything we can make up that they aren't already doing.

14 posted on 02/25/2013 10:42:59 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: DManA

Why are you suddenly making personal attacks ?


15 posted on 02/25/2013 10:46:27 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: SgtHooper; John Semmens
Of course it wasn’t, because everyone but you is a moron.

That's not true. It would mean 99.99999999999999% of the population are morons, and we know that only about 47% are currently morons.

Now. To my point. Why do you believe you are a moron?

16 posted on 02/25/2013 10:50:14 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: RightOnline

and his ilk? Add me to the list. Dead bad guys is a good concept.


17 posted on 02/25/2013 11:07:09 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: RightOnline

...and his ilk? Add me to the list. Dead bad guys is a good concept.


18 posted on 02/25/2013 11:07:27 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: UCANSEE2
Why are you suddenly making personal attacks?

Ad hominem attacks generally caused by your wife looking much like your sister.

19 posted on 02/25/2013 11:29:50 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: UCANSEE2

Maybe my post was satire. And you fell for it.

He he he isn’t that cute? Isn’t that funny?


20 posted on 02/25/2013 11:52:33 AM PST by DManA
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To: UCANSEE2

I have a gut feeling some accounts have been hacked. Getting acid attacks from guys who have been members for years.


21 posted on 02/25/2013 11:52:48 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: DManA

Believe me, I understand all too well. I had my blood pressure go through the roof a few times.

I cut John Semmens some slack on this for two reasons:

First, one of the requirements of those who fend for themselves when it comes to getting their news is to vet their source. FR is hardly safe in that respect (as you well know) so this serves two purposes, it makes people examine not just the content of the body of the message, but the source as well. In this sense, we should thank John for giving us cause to do that. It is vital.

Second, I think John is an originator of satire of some renown outside of FR (if what I have heard is any indication) so it is buyer beware.

But, yes. I do understand what you are saying. Hell, I am almost speechless with anger at what I see going on. Keep in mind John Semmens isn’t “making stuff up” to make us even angrier, he is doing the job of a satirist, to present something to us that is seemingly absurd, yet serves the purpose to sharpen and focus effectively the point of an issue.

Please don’t take it personally, I just thought you were unneccessarily harsh with the other poster there.


22 posted on 02/25/2013 12:11:38 PM PST by rlmorel (1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
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To: UCANSEE2; John Semmens

As I have occasionally mentioned to Mr. Semmens, it is becoming increasing difficult to distinguish satire from reality. I am not an expert on this, but I have always held the opinion there must be a nut of absurdity buried somewhere that a discerning mind can ferret out, and unless there is something about baby-eating liberals, it is nearly impossible.

And even then.


23 posted on 02/25/2013 12:15:17 PM PST by rlmorel (1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
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To: DManA

Sheesh! - only the mentally retarded need ‘Satire’ in the title.


24 posted on 02/25/2013 12:16:45 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1; DManA

>> “That will suck all the fun out of reading the responses.” <<

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You have to have compassion on the less gifted here. :o)
.


25 posted on 02/25/2013 12:23:57 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: John Semmens
I missed the original story (probably when FR was down), but let this be a lesson to everyone:

Wait until you are elected before saying something stupid about rape. They can keep you out if you're not already in Congress, but it's harder to throw you out once you're there.

-PJ

26 posted on 02/25/2013 12:30:16 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: editor-surveyor

LOL...actually, it DOES say “Semi-News/Semi-Satire”

I think that just about describes it, and it is even highlighted in red.


27 posted on 02/25/2013 2:57:30 PM PST by rlmorel (1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
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To: DManA
He he he isn’t that cute? Isn’t that funny?

"What? You're a funny guy."


28 posted on 02/25/2013 5:45:11 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

I had the same feeling. Thanks for the comeback, it’s good to know it isn’t just me.


29 posted on 02/25/2013 6:06:45 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: DManA
(that wasn't funny without this)


30 posted on 02/25/2013 6:17:37 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: rlmorel

Maybe the ‘nut of absurdity’ is the idea that a Dem politician would actually apologize.


31 posted on 02/25/2013 6:24:19 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: UCANSEE2

Haha, no, that’s what he thinks.


32 posted on 02/25/2013 7:42:14 PM PST by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: SgtHooper
Haha, no, that’s what he thinks.

Ya know.... many have claimed to know what someone else is thinking, and rarely have I ever found it to be true.

33 posted on 02/25/2013 8:49:57 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: UCANSEE2

It’s not just you. Many have not bowed the knee to Baal. A lot of posters recently are writing things that are, frankly, inflammatory. Seems like an orchestrated effort to incite violence is underway to give the government an excuse to react. The first casualty of war is truth.


34 posted on 02/26/2013 5:02:38 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: UCANSEE2

But he’s a libtard, so the odds are very good!


35 posted on 02/26/2013 7:49:27 AM PST by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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