Posted on 02/28/2013 9:44:54 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
That's really not all that funny.
That’s actually funny.
666. Use your wives and children as decoys.
667. Use your relatives and friends as decoys.
668. If you desire a woman, tell the Americans her husband is a jihadi, so he will be a decoy.
669. Use a Jew as a decoy.
26a. Drive a Chevy Volt or Tesla. Drones are preprogrammed to leave them alone.
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That is a real “4-fer”
Mega Bonus points for originality
A-Q will be sending you a free Va-Ca trip camp in Kenya with Obama’s alleged “uncle-daddy” and a thirteen books filled with Green Stamps to learn how to create IEDs with stuff commonly found under your kitchen sink mixed with orange juice concentrate and Double-Mint gum
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as an optional prize you also may select a fantastic free Va-Ca golfing trip to Hawaii with your own charming and gracious MIL Shanequa Lavanna-Symethe Obungo and her long-time companion Diane Feinstein
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