Skip to comments.Sequester Survival Stories: Part 1
Posted on 03/09/2013 10:11:09 AM PST by NOBO2012
Im feeling a little disjointed today, butt Its Saturday! That means its time for my spankin new feature: Saturday Sequester Survival Stories. Harrowing tales of real people who survived the R-words sequester!
First on the docket, Pet Care.
I dont know about you, butt the Wons are just too busy Organizing for Action and shrinking children's fat behinds to feed and walk their dog.
Little Bos security could stand to visit the salad bar every so often
Sure, I know Big Guy drops the old got to go scoop the poop canard when he wants out of some boring fundraiser with the 1%. Butt I dont think anybody, except maybe the boring 1% giving him all that money, believes him.
And its not just that theyre too busy. Its really more about the optics.
Leading from behind
Luckily, Little Bos high-paid security (well, not high-paid by Big White standards, butt way high-paid in comparison to you and moi!) is going to survive the R-words sequester. And thats a huge relief to me and the DOTUS!
So, thats my Sequester Survival story of the week. Now on to bigger fish. Take a gander at this:
Ground control to Major Tom
Space Oddity: David Bowie
Ok, you got me. Im only using the sun spot story because it gives me an excuse to play Hubs theme song again. Butt sometimes, you just need to reminisce.
Third Stone From The Sun: Jimi Hendrix
I did it again! Wow, does that take me back! Little Mos favorite Hendrix instrumental is a little more on topic, butt still, really just a reminiscence. Just don reminisce them both at the same time like I just did! Whoa!
Butt back to the news. NASA warns "Something unexpected" is happening on the sun. I dont know about you, butt that make me nervous. I know, NASAs new mission is to make peace with mooselims, and raise their self-esteem so they will stop wanting to kill us, butt somebodys got to keep the solar system functioning properly, right? I dont really want to burn up in solar flares, do you? Or alternately, freeze to death because some space dweeb forgot to stoke the fires.
I mean, weve already basically destroyed our planet by driving SUVs, eating beef and exhaling, so weve got to do something to save our sun for future generations. Dont we?
Experts have been baffled by the apparent lack of activity - with many wondering if NASA simply got it wrong.snip)
'I am comfortable in saying that another peak will happen in 2013 and possibly last into 2014.'(snip)
last into 2014??? Ok, now I see whats going on. You can relax; nothing to worry about. Its just going to be another surprise disaster in Big Guys arsenal to keep moving FORWARD! and WTH (Win The House) in 2014. An unexpected solar event will occur just in time to ensure that we have reason to elect enough Democrats to pass Cap and Trade.
Id rather burn up in solar flares!!!!
Still got a lot of work to do people!!!
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The landlords ought to go down to inspect their property at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
You can just post the whole thing right here.
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