Posted on 03/10/2013 11:32:00 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Big Guy just signed historic legislation into law expanding the “definition” of “Women” to include; lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, Native Americans and illegal aliens.*
Wow! That makes them all eligible to receive free Fluke (rhymes with duck) condoms for life!
* NOTE: This offer does not apply in Afghanistan where they operate under sharia law, or Iran where they do not have the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Transgender phenomenon.
The downside of course is that they will all be victims of the R-word’s war on women and will be blocked from rising to the top corporate ranks by the glass ceiling and will have to work for lower pay than their male counterparts. Butt speaking of parts, they will get to vote like their lady parts depend on it! Although, I suppose they already did last November.
Val-Jar penned an article for the state controlled HufPo explaining the benefits of the newly re-vitamized Violence Against Women Act:
...This Act will help by requiring colleges and universities to provide information to students about dating violence, sexual assault, and stalking and improve data collection about these crimes...
I’m sure providing “rape whistles” and “information” and collecting “data” are very important weapons in preventing violent crimes against women, butt I think there may be some things that work even better.
Butt back to the all important issue of ethnic and gender demographics. I know what you’re thinking, “MOTUS; I get the inclusion of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and Mexicans as women, makes sense. Butt what’s up with the Indians?” Well, as you accurately observed, Big Guy has a soft spot in his heart for those large, voting blocks, butt with the Indians, he’s going for something else. It’s part of a much bigger deal to get the Indians to stop trying to scalp his Washington Redskins.
(snip)You may not think this will impact you, butt I promise if they get our Redskins, they won’t stop there. Next they’ll be coming after something you care about:
(snip)The NCAA, with headquarters in Indianapolis, has already instituted a ban on Indian mascots:
“Nicknames or mascots deemed "hostile or abusive" would not be allowed on team uniforms or other clothing beginning with any NCAA tournament after Feb. 1, said Harrison, the University of Hartford's president.”
Already in NCAA sights (can I say that?)
[Ed. note: Spokesperson for the NCAA, Walter Harrison is president of the University of Hartford which does not have an Indian nickname or mascot. Butt it does have and an animal.]
Hey Hartford! Wait ‘till PETA gets to the NCAA!
And if the Hawks are in trouble, imagine the grief the Williams College Ephs are going to get for their purple cow mascot:
I never knew violence against women was legal until Barry Sequester took the “brave,courageous and historical” step to make it illegal.
NCAA going to pick a fight with the Seminole Nation again? They get paid well for use of their name. Last time they were stupid enough to go there the Nation squish bugged the PC morons.
Popcorn time!
Um, I mean last time the NCAA was stupid enough...
No, you can just post the whole thing right here.
Does this mean we can refer to all the above as “ladies”, now?
Every constituent who allowed politicians in both political parties to pass the VAWA during the ‘90s deserves all that they are going to get. They wiped out traditional family and shut down American manufacturing. Have fun. Enjoy the slide. We deserve it.
Show us some anti-feminist, anti-romanticist candidates in favor of manufacturing on US soil and shutting down federal funding to family-busting offices. At least show us some candidates who would actually repeal the bad laws and support our existing Bill of Rights instead of threatening us with more bad legislation by the other party.
Carrot good. Commie/fascist stick bad.
I noticed that the North Dakota Fighting Sioux weren’t on the list. Have they been forced to change their name?
I need to check, but I think that it is probably a hate crime if you don't.
“Have they now been forced to change their name?”
——haven’t you heard? They’re now comprised entirely of women named Susan
and
their name is North Dakota Fighting Sues.
So, does this mean Custer was wiped out by a bunch of women?
Now that women are well protected , I gues we men are on our own.
Funny we pass this protecton act a week after we send women into combat. No protection act there when they face an enemy.
My advice to them when captured is just go with what you know is coming. No use in getting hurt .
LOL!
So now he’s redefined women, eh?
1. confused from spending too much time spent in that ChiTown gay bath house?
2. the “audacity” of thinking he can improve on the original model?
3. but if he can, are we allowed to submit requests for special features we’d most appreciate?
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