Skip to comments.Taliban to Send Peace-Keeping Advisers to Chicago
Posted on 03/24/2013 1:31:54 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
As negotiations for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan have once again come to a halt, the Taliban Supreme Council has offered to level the playing field by sending a group of 400 battle-hardened Taliban peacekeepers to the U.S. city of Chicago, to help pacify one of the most violent regions in the Great Plains area of the North American continent.
With many years of combat experience in violent areas of their own country and having fought rebels, insurgents, villagers, urban militias, rival drug lords, as well as Soviet and American occupying forces on foot, horses, camels, donkeys, and trucks, they may be just what the Chicago city officials need to pacify their own population and bring the recently publicized murder rate under control.
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Once they get that nads fondled by TSA they'll all go home crying.
Other than that, ...send em...
Pretty sad when our initial response to seeing this is that it’s probably true.
The Talibanbaggers are giving it to Obama and his Chi-town cronies on the chin.
Someone please advise those jihadis that obama and Emanuel have been frequent visitors of the Man’s Country bathhouse.
It won`t work coz there are no goats in Chicago.
No problem, Hussein will lend his.
All they are going to do is launch a recruitment drive for members to inculcate into Sharia Law amidst the unruly minorities. Before you know it, there will be an independent state called Chic-al-Cago. And all the residents with guns will be fundamentalists. The Illinois legislature will roll over on this and grant secession to the muzzies. This is no solution to anything other than admitting we are too weak to even resist a Trojan horse offered to us by a mortal enemy. Another way to look at this is to ask the question: Is this what the U.S. gets for having spent billions of dollars and thousands of American lives in Middle East conflicts that had no bearing on our own immediate national security? Makes you kind of sick to your stomach. We can’t even claim one stinking oil well or lithium mine as ours.
They will fit right in the “hood”.
Please tell me this is satire, it’s getting hard to tell anymore!
I hope it is! No weapons, so they’ll be martyred fairly quickly.
Pretty funny stuff!
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