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Lawmaker Explains Sending Photo of Genitals to Government Computer
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 30 Mar 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/31/2013 10:15:30 AM PDT by John Semmens

Massachusetts Democratic State Representative John Fresolo complained that “people are misinterpreting the rationale behind what I did.” What he did was send a digital photo of his penis to a computer at the State House. A legislative aide who saw the photo lodged a complaint with the Ethics Committee.

Fresolo maintained that he was “pilot-testing a new element for sexual offender databases. Right now, all we have on sex offenders is facial photographs. In cases where a rapist wears a mask the victim may not be able to identify her assailant. By providing another data point we could close more cases.”

“Rather than ask someone else to post the first genital photo to the database I bravely exposed myself,” Fresolo said. “Now, instead of being lauded for putting aside personal modesty in order to promote the public welfare I’m being pilloried by my political enemies. Never has a public servant been so unjustly humiliated.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/03/30/party-donors-warn-of-dire-consequences-for-those-who-let-obama-down/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; perverts; predators; satire

1 posted on 03/31/2013 10:15:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I wonder if he sent one to Weiner?


2 posted on 03/31/2013 10:23:18 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: John Semmens

John, you probably just gave him his defensive strategy.


3 posted on 03/31/2013 10:23:21 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (Obama lied, Stevens died.)
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To: John Semmens
So this legislator can be identified as a prick?

Just think of the names for the software that does this!

Yes, I know this is satire.

4 posted on 03/31/2013 10:25:13 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: John Semmens
“Rather than ask someone else to post the first genital photo to the database I bravely exposed myself,”

I once did the same thing to an ex-boss but used my butt instead. I even used the same argument.....I think he's still with the company.

5 posted on 03/31/2013 10:27:24 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This space for rent)
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To: John Semmens

Almost got me John...


6 posted on 03/31/2013 10:29:45 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Sacajaweau

Close, very close.


7 posted on 03/31/2013 10:39:04 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (Better the devil we can destroy than the Judas we must tolerate.)
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To: John Semmens
Apparently, this worthy politico, John Fresolo, is justly proud of his member in good standing. That he is a Democrat is hardly surprising. Is he related to Anthony Wiener (Hillary's girl pal's fake husband)? Perverts of a feather flock together?
8 posted on 03/31/2013 11:06:31 AM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: John Semmens

I guess a database of Democrat office holder penis photos would help police identify perverts and sexual harassers. Sort of a “pin the tail on the donkey” system.


9 posted on 03/31/2013 11:40:10 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: John Semmens

which brings to mind the line from the first “Porkies” movie... “ It was a very DISTINCTIVE penis “


10 posted on 03/31/2013 11:52:23 AM PDT by contrarian
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To: John Semmens

Lol, so so Weiner changed his name to John Fresolo. I would change my name too.


11 posted on 03/31/2013 2:07:22 PM PDT by lwoodham (I am Andrew Breitbart. Don't doubt me on this.)
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