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To: Viennacon; tomkat; Revolting cat!; John Semmens

“Another satire article that could easily be true.”

Not could easily be true, IT IS TRUE. Check out this.

http://nation.foxnews.com/weird-news/2013/04/04/city-recruits-minority-lifeguards-even-if-they-cant-swim

All of John’s satires are at their essence true, just stretched a bit.


17 posted on 04/05/2013 7:26:59 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: aquila48

Captain Obvious, we all KNOW that it did happen, we are discussing the justification as imagined by John, and that’s missing from the article you linked.


21 posted on 04/05/2013 7:33:48 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: aquila48
That's quite an article at your link:

There’s a good reason the city is hiring lifeguards that can’t swim. Public pools are largely used by Latino and African-American kids, but most of the lifeguards are white and this creates a huge problem. “The kids in the pool are all either Hispanic or black or whatever, and every lifeguard is white and we don’t like that,” says a Phoenix official quoted in the story.
In other words, the city should hire someone with a skin color that doesn't offend the racists. That's "a good reason" why Whitey need not apply.

Sue these bastards.

22 posted on 04/05/2013 7:38:40 PM PDT by TChad (Call them Oppressives, not Progressives.)
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