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The Diana DeGette Guide to Gun Safety
Rocky Mountain Right ^ | 4-4-2013 | Rep. Diana DeGette

Posted on 04/06/2013 8:30:13 AM PDT by smoothsailing

The Diana DeGette Guide to Gun Safety

Posted Thu, 04/04/2013 - 11:38

By Rep. Diana DeGette

In light of the on-going gun debate, as a service to my constituents I have drafted a quick guide to gun safety. It explains how guns work as I understand it and offers some commonsense tips.

HOW GUNS WORK

At right, you can see a diagram of a magazine. Magazines are ammunition, they’re bullets. If you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available.

This is a diagram of an AR-15. Guns work by using the spring in the magazine to detonate the black powder inside the long tube at the end. The proton pack generates a powerful electromagnetic field that helps propel the bullet down the tube where it then exits and murders someone. Sometimes people murder each other with shotguns, which are similar to the AR-15 but have laser sights and vent holes.

SAFETY TIPS

1. Remember to never use your magazine more than twice, as it will become unstable after two firings.

2. Always load your gun by pouring black powder into the barrel, sliding the bullet in, and then using a stick to push it in.

WARNING: A RIFLE THAT HAS BEEN PAINTED BLACK IS AN ASSAULT WEAPON, ONLY HANDLE AN ASSAULT WEAPON IF YOU HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY AUTHORIZED BY AN ELECTED OFFICIAL OR CELEBRITY.

3. Do not attempt to eat your firearm.

4. Always keep your rifle disassembled when not in use to reduce risk from electromagnetic radiation that is generated when firing.

5. Never fire your gun.

WARNING: ALL MODERN FIREARMS CONTAIN POWERFUL PROTON PACKS, NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS OR ALL LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT WILL END INSTANTANEOUSLY AND EVERY MOLECULE IN YOUR BODY WILL EXPLODE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: guncontrol; secondamendment

1 posted on 04/06/2013 8:30:13 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

first off. Somebody needs to get an up-to-date of this over middle aged hag. She doesn’t look like a coed like the picture shows. She’s a wrinkled out hag.


2 posted on 04/06/2013 8:35:06 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: smoothsailing

>http://redflagnews.com/headlines/doj-memo-outlaw-and-confiscate-all-guns<

Download the PDF of the DOJ memo.

Yellow highlights make for a quick read.

You’ll want to keep this for your liberal friends.
It should be sufficient to turn gun owners who are liberal, into conservatives.


3 posted on 04/06/2013 8:35:29 AM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: smoothsailing

Not to defend these women but what they’re describing definitely describes this device ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKlnMwuCZso


4 posted on 04/06/2013 8:35:51 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: smoothsailing

Boy is she a dummy, she doesn’t even mention the heat seeking bullets and the evil bayonet lug. Nobody even needs this stuff.


5 posted on 04/06/2013 8:35:52 AM PDT by centurion316
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To: Gaffer
She is like Nancy Pelosi in that she is still using a 15-20 year old picture for her publicity photo.

Reality

What she sends to the media.

6 posted on 04/06/2013 8:37:54 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Gaffer
first off. Somebody needs to get an up-to-date of this over middle aged hag. She doesn’t look like a coed like the picture shows. She’s a wrinkled out hag.

Here ya go...


Diana DeGette

7 posted on 04/06/2013 8:46:50 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Gaffer

Gaffer! This old broad is a clone of Patsy Schroeder, her predecessor representing the city and county of Denver. Pay her no mind.


8 posted on 04/06/2013 8:58:43 AM PDT by willibeaux (de ole Korean War vet age 83)
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To: smoothsailing
https://www.youtube.com/embed/mlwgZzeq8oI?feature=player_embedded

Sheriffs response to degutts type take over.

9 posted on 04/06/2013 9:07:22 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: muawiyah

This must be the gun that nancy skinner from berkeley, kali wants to stop the manufacture, import and sale of. Any weapon that fires 10 or more rounds at a time. Right on there nancy. Lucky for us there’s not barrel shroud, bayonet lug, collapsing stock or pistol grip that would make it more lethal.


10 posted on 04/06/2013 9:08:29 AM PDT by rktman (BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST MR. PRESIDENT!(not that we'd get the truth!))
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To: smoothsailing

I love evil gun thingies


11 posted on 04/06/2013 9:20:07 AM PDT by Lockbar (Quality Factory Loaded Ammunition ------- The New Gold)
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To: mountainlion
https://www.youtube.com/embed/mlwgZzeq8oI?feature=player_embedded

Sheriffs response to degutts type take over.

From the NRA

http://videos.allinnra.com/share#.UWBKZ8o5uGq

12 posted on 04/06/2013 9:23:29 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: smoothsailing

How far away should that big nasty thing be stored from an electrical outlet?


13 posted on 04/06/2013 9:23:43 AM PDT by ssschev (Pick up the can, throw out the trash.)
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To: smoothsailing

I would bet she would say my PINK rifle with the 25 cartridge magazine, is a nice fashion accessory. In other words, because it is PINK, she wouldn’t recognize it as a weapon of destruction that fires every time I pull the trigger.

Everyone knows “bad killing guns” are black. It’s the black paint that causes the gun to kill many people instantly.
:o)


14 posted on 04/06/2013 9:59:57 AM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: mountainlion
Thanks for the link.

and cheers for Sheriff Shayne Heap; Elbert County, Colorado

http://elbertcountysheriff.com/

15 posted on 04/06/2013 10:18:04 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: ssschev
How far away should that big nasty thing be stored from an electrical outlet?

Way away, and don't cross the streams of the proton packs near power lines.

16 posted on 04/06/2013 10:21:01 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Marcella
She might like this modified AR-15 single shot. Particularly if it's available in pretty pastels. Great for shooting skeet!


17 posted on 04/06/2013 10:28:43 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: muawiyah

Do you imagine this is connected to the governments massive ammo purchases of late? If it didn’t melt down into a pool of molten metal it could run through a billion rounds in less than a day. :)


18 posted on 04/06/2013 10:34:04 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
The new electronically fired weapons could run through ammo like a wino through Ripple ~ with just one guy firing it off.

I think target acquisition is still an issue with those weapons ` like after the first 5.5 seconds who are they still shooting at?

19 posted on 04/06/2013 11:44:05 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Marcella
maybe we should get that collection of inyellectiually perpetually pissed off people known as the black caucation caucus to argue that banning black guns is racist.

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20 posted on 04/06/2013 4:15:27 PM PDT by bravo whiskey (We should not fear our government. Our government shoud fear us.)
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To: Gaffer
due to redistricting diana destupid is my denvercrat representative. isn't that precious? maybe she needs to set aside tax money to establish recycling bins for all these "spent" magazines.

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21 posted on 04/06/2013 4:18:34 PM PDT by bravo whiskey (We should not fear our government. Our government shoud fear us.)
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