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Day Of Prayer: Obama Declares War On Christ
Big Hairy News ^ | May 2, 2013 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 05/02/2013 4:27:55 PM PDT by WXRGina

WASHINGTON (BHN) - President Obama recognized the National Day of Prayer today by issuing a proclamation calling for "prayers and invocations" in the wake of national tragedies, including the dozens of people killed at Sandy Hook Elementary School, Boston Marathon, and West Texas refinery, as well as the over 300,000 unborn children slaughtered by Planned Parenthood.

While the President did mention God in passing once in the lengthy ode to man's greatness, Jesus Christ was notably absent as the self-professed "born again Christian" continues his administration's steady progress in eliminating Christianity from all phases of American life.

In related news, the Pentagon has released a statement confirming that military personnel could be court-martialed for sharing their Christian faith. Obama Pentagon officials have been meeting with anti-Christian extremist Mikey Weinstein to develop the court-martial procedures.

"Jesus Christ has no place in the US military," said one Pentagon general, "unless, of course, he's gay."


"Born again Christian" Obama (file photo)


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: not; psalm1098; satire; yessatire

1 posted on 05/02/2013 4:27:55 PM PDT by WXRGina
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To: WXRGina
Satire Site!
2 posted on 05/02/2013 4:33:00 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Yes, it is.


3 posted on 05/02/2013 4:35:26 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina

Satire?
Remember that even demons can recite scripture.


4 posted on 05/02/2013 4:35:31 PM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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To: WXRGina
“Jesus Christ has no place in the US military,” said one Pentagon general,

Put this POS in fire fight on a battlefield with odds of suriving slim and you will see a spontanious conversion.

5 posted on 05/02/2013 4:37:19 PM PDT by True Grit
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To: svcw

While entering the topics, I normally check “humor,” but this post is the truth, and it’s not funny, although it IS satire, which I attempted to put in the “keywords” with “Satire... Not!”


6 posted on 05/02/2013 4:38:24 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: True Grit

This post is satire. Please note the story content and “file photo” of “Obama.”


7 posted on 05/02/2013 4:39:26 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: WXRGina; All

HEY-HEY,
HO-HO,
Commie Obama
Has got to GO!

HEY-HEY,
HO-HO,
Commie Obama
Has got to GO!

HEY-HEY,
HO-HO,
Commie Obama
Has got to GO!


8 posted on 05/02/2013 8:37:15 PM PDT by Graewoulf (Traitor John Roberts' Commune-Style Obama'care' violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Graewoulf

Amen to that, Graewoulf!

I should have put [SATIRE] in the headline, so others would not misunderstand. It’s an edgy post, and I’m sorry if anyone was offended by the statement from the “Pentagon general.”


9 posted on 05/03/2013 6:25:03 AM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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