Laugh all you want, O kilted one. But I refuse to listen to anything that contradicts my genetically scientifically proven theory that The Mombasa Mofo is non-other than your own Stuart "King over the Water." (I had originally held that he was the Lost Dauphin of France, but new DNA evidence has just come in from Hawaii.)
That is why this case will never be heard by our SCOTUS. To do so would obviously be a case of lèse majesté. So, reel back to the heelands, you scallywag!
(Fired the wrong barrel with my Joey Plugs Scattergun>)