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Why Does Obama Need A Marine to Hold His Umbrella?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-17-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 05/17/2013 11:20:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Because he's in over his head.....

Get it?

 

:-D

 

Seriously though...

Lonely Conservative has the video our fearless (except for rain) emperor calling the Marines in to be his hand-maidens posted here.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; marine; mcop102034g; umbrella

1 posted on 05/17/2013 11:20:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
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2 posted on 05/17/2013 11:21:28 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

That being said, he is smarter than the people who voted for him...


3 posted on 05/17/2013 11:28:08 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

This should go over well with the marines ay? (need /s?)


4 posted on 05/17/2013 11:31:33 AM PDT by bicyclerepair (0bama is a POS, with all due respect to excrement.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

He calls in a Marine to hold his umbrella but won’t call them in to save the life of an ambassador.


5 posted on 05/17/2013 11:33:44 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: The Looking Spoon

For the same reason Hillary needed them to carry her luggage.


6 posted on 05/17/2013 11:34:25 AM PDT by Alex in chains
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To: The Looking Spoon

Why is he touching him?


7 posted on 05/17/2013 11:34:44 AM PDT by novascotianative
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To: The Looking Spoon
Why? Because he's a pussy ass foreign born unconstitutionally elected communist faggot.


8 posted on 05/17/2013 11:35:46 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: The Looking Spoon

Gots to keepy whitey in his place.


9 posted on 05/17/2013 11:36:52 AM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: The Looking Spoon
Why did Idi Amin need Europeans to carry him?


10 posted on 05/17/2013 11:37:02 AM PDT by dfwgator
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11 posted on 05/17/2013 11:40:09 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Zer0 has a Marine hold the umbrella to keep out of the rain while pi$$ing on the Constitution and calling it rain.


12 posted on 05/17/2013 11:42:13 AM PDT by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Holy shet, I cannot convey how much this ticks me off, it’s impossible. If this subhuman piece of pig vomit was ANY kind of a man, he could have quite easily held the umbrella HIMSELF. But being that he’s such a narcissistic dooshbag, and probably because he wanted to impress the Islamo to his right, he chose instead to ATTEMPT to humiliate this hero: This Marine whose air Obama isn’t fit to breathe much less stand next to.


13 posted on 05/17/2013 11:42:47 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Why Does Obama Need A Marine to Hold His Umbrella?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7GJcKuVGm8

(I’m surprised no one beat me to this!)


14 posted on 05/17/2013 11:46:47 AM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Soetoro is a narcissist. Don’t forget he forced everyone in the Rose Garden to sit out in the rain instead of suspending the presser and moving it inside.


15 posted on 05/17/2013 11:48:01 AM PDT by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro can't pass E-verify)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Why Marine sentries at the White House anyway? They are not armed. They open doors. They stand post outside the Oval Office. They’re ceremonial only. Reassign them somewhere else.


16 posted on 05/17/2013 11:53:48 AM PDT by 0.E.O
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To: The Looking Spoon

This should be the icing on the cake for anyone that gave this man (and I use that term very lightly) even a scintilla of the benefit of the doubt!

This poor Marine has been embarrassed in front of the entire country!

Mr. Obama, you sir are an embarrassment to this great republic. And, as you have no scruples, no shame, no morals, we can’t even expect you to do the manly thing and step down.

To you, sir, the soldier who was forced by the commander-in-chief to lower yourself to do his bidding, I take it upon myself to apologize for all whom you serve to say, thank you for your service, and we are very sorry you were put in that position.

By the way, it is illegal to order a marine to hold an umbrella!

I guess I can expect a call from the IRS now? You see, I’m one of those millions of people in this country that can’t believe what I am seeing and hearing on a daily basis. This administration makes the Nixon admin look like a bunch of alter boys.

Hey, all you “men” in the republican congress, time to step up! To those of you who are stepping up (the few and far between), thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Keep the pressure on.


17 posted on 05/17/2013 11:54:43 AM PDT by mark3681
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To: The Looking Spoon

So, while budgets cuts mean no whitehut tours there are Marines paid to hold umbrellas.


18 posted on 05/17/2013 11:55:50 AM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
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To: The Looking Spoon

To Obama, a Marine looks like a lawn jockey.

So he treats them as such.


19 posted on 05/17/2013 12:01:58 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (....Let It Burn....)
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To: novascotianative; All

“Why is he touching him?”

Because his arm drooped lower than Obama felt he needed for sprinkle protection. That was the worst part of all of this for me. Humiliating him by saying (ultimately) “You can’t even hold an umbrella right” but I’d like to see Obama hold his arm like for any length of time.


20 posted on 05/17/2013 12:06:35 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Come on! The Won could not let the rain make the “fake gray for the occasion” start streaking down across dem purple lips, wid da hole mofo world watchin.


21 posted on 05/17/2013 12:23:15 PM PDT by X-spurt (Republic of Texas, Come and Take It!)
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To: A.A. Cunningham

So they’d be uncomfortable and stop asking questions. He doesn’t want to answer questions. He wants to partaaaay


22 posted on 05/17/2013 12:27:39 PM PDT by sunny48
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To: novascotianative

obamma is queer. they touch guys. they git guys to do personal stuff for them. whatever


23 posted on 05/17/2013 12:29:32 PM PDT by turdhopper
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To: mark3681

“This poor Marine has been embarrassed in front of the entire country!”

The Marine did nothing to be embarrassed about. Obama embarrassed himself.


24 posted on 05/17/2013 12:40:28 PM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

If God were standing next to Obama, the arrogant ba$tard would ask Him to hold the umbrella.


25 posted on 05/17/2013 12:45:19 PM PDT by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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26 posted on 05/17/2013 12:45:49 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: The Looking Spoon
If it were George W. Bush, HE would be holding the umbrella for the MARINE.
27 posted on 05/17/2013 12:49:48 PM PDT by red-dawg
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28 posted on 05/17/2013 12:52:40 PM PDT by red-dawg
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To: red-dawg

Yes, there are times I miss W.

29 posted on 05/17/2013 12:53:59 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

That poor marine’s face looks like he’s thinking, “Oh, please, don’t let this get on facebook or my buddies will never let me live this down.”


30 posted on 05/17/2013 1:09:43 PM PDT by bgill (The problem is...no one is watching the Watch List!)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

W would have held his own umbrella. Actually, W is smart enough to take one look at the sky and moved it inside.


31 posted on 05/17/2013 1:11:56 PM PDT by bgill (The problem is...no one is watching the Watch List!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Because a Sailor would have told him to shove-off?

Sorry, a little inside Navy humor there.


32 posted on 05/17/2013 1:20:59 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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It's easier to teach goats to surf than for Obama to understand an umbrella .....
33 posted on 05/17/2013 1:34:13 PM PDT by spokeshave (The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
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34 posted on 05/17/2013 1:54:13 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: keats5

The Marine did nothing to be embarrassed about. Obama embarrassed himself.”

I agree, he didn’t. Zero embarrassed him. There is a slight difference.
And, don’t expect zero to be embarrassed about anything. No soul, no emotion.


35 posted on 05/17/2013 2:06:50 PM PDT by mark3681
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36 posted on 05/17/2013 2:24:25 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: The Looking Spoon

This man will do anything to denegrate Americans! He truly hates us.


37 posted on 05/17/2013 2:43:44 PM PDT by PROTESTBYPROXY (Invictus Maneo !!)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Perfect.


38 posted on 05/17/2013 5:18:26 PM PDT by bgill (The problem is...no one is watching the Watch List!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I feel that the whole reason this was held outside in the rain is so he could duck out on any questions since it was raining. It could have easily been held inside.


39 posted on 05/17/2013 8:50:53 PM PDT by Guardian Sebastian
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To: Guardian Sebastian

I was thinking the same exact thing.


40 posted on 05/20/2013 12:38:31 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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