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Ohio Secretary of State Insists Vote Fraud “Not Epidemic”
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^
| 24 May 2013
| John Semmens
Posted on 05/28/2013 10:27:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted tried to reassure voters that the 135 possible voter fraud cases his office is pursuing do not constitute “an epidemic.”
“We feel confident that the majority of elections are probably decided in an honest fashion,” Husted said. “To believe otherwise would lead to truly frightening conclusions. We’d rather not go there. I mean, if people lose faith in elections how will we choose who will govern? Living with a little corruption is surely better than undermining the whole premise of democracy, isn’t it?”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/05/24/pelosi-absolves-president-in-spate-of-scandals/
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democracy; electionfraud; elections; fraud; satire; votefraud; voterfraud
To: John Semmens
The fact that it might exist at all should concern everybody.
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posted on
05/28/2013 10:36:47 AM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
05/28/2013 10:38:38 AM PDT
by
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To: John Semmens; All
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posted on
05/28/2013 10:41:53 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I can't prove it, but they're true)
To: John Semmens
Gee, I don’t believe him.
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posted on
05/28/2013 10:42:06 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: John Semmens
"To believe otherwise would lead to truly frightening conclusions. "
We have concluded and we are frightened.
To believe otherwise would be naive.
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posted on
05/28/2013 10:47:34 AM PDT
by
Tula Git
To: John Semmens
Pelosi said:
...“[the President] doesn’t necessarily know anything about any agency of the federal government.” Yep, I'll agree with that.
“The White House is a big place,” Pelosi said. “Just because Mr. Shulman and President Obama were in the building doesn’t necessarily mean that they met. And even if they had, it doesn’t prove that they discussed tax matters. I understand Shulman says he was there for the Easter Egg roll.”
Methinks Pelosi is the biggest lap dog I've ever seen...Not sure, but I think she's tied with broccoli when it comes to intelligence.
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posted on
05/28/2013 10:51:46 AM PDT
by
econjack
(Some people are as dumb as soup.)
To: econjack
Methinks Pelosi is the biggest lap dog I've ever seen...Not sure, but I think she's tied with broccoli when it comes to intelligence. I just heard from the Broccoli Growers Association...they're offended by the comparison.
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posted on
05/28/2013 10:53:15 AM PDT
by
econjack
(Some people are as dumb as soup.)
To: John Semmens
And then she asked the Ohio Dept Of Job & Family Services to investigate anyone who made such a claim.
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posted on
05/28/2013 11:14:54 AM PDT
by
relictele
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posted on
05/28/2013 11:18:42 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
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To: John Semmens
“We feel confident that the majority of elections are probably decided in an honest fashion,” Husted said. Yikes.
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posted on
05/28/2013 11:58:05 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: John Semmens
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posted on
05/28/2013 11:59:21 AM PDT
by
Fido969
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