Skip to comments.Clinton Biopic Presents Challenge [Satire!]
Posted on 05/28/2013 3:35:32 PM PDT by WXRGina
HOLLYWOOD (BHN)- Sources say that Scarlett Johansson will likely be the actress to portray Hillary Clinton in an upcoming film. The biopic will be set in 1974, when a young Hillary Rodham was making her way inside the Beltway and dating future sexual predator Bill Clinton.
The biggest challenge will be transforming the beautiful Johansson into Rodham (below). Inital plans to simply hit the actress in the face with a large stick were abandoned in favor of extensive makeup and prosthetics. In addition, Johansson has reportedly embarked on a conditioning regimen of jelly donuts, bed rest, and self abuse.
Artist's rendition of Scarlett Johansson as Hillary Rodham
That played by Scarlett Johansson???????????
Reminds of the movie Twins with Danny Devito and Arnold.
No, I can’t see it, either. Even young, she was, well, she was Hillary.
Wonder who will play Monica?
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Fortunately, that will not be an issue, since this movie will be set in the early seventies, around the time little Monica was born.
Johansson will need to pull a DiNiro in Ragging Bull and put on about 60 of 70 pounds to play the older Hillary.
What a picture!!!
Maybe she won’t have to play an older Hillary. Maybe they’ll keep it in the early 70s, and she’ll just have to wear thick glasses.
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