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Clinton Biopic Presents Challenge [Satire!]
Big Hairy News ^
| May 28, 2013
| Scooter Van Neuter
Posted on 05/28/2013 3:35:32 PM PDT by WXRGina
HOLLYWOOD (BHN)- Sources say that Scarlett Johansson will likely be the actress to portray Hillary Clinton in an upcoming film. The biopic will be set in 1974, when a young Hillary Rodham was making her way inside the Beltway and dating future sexual predator Bill Clinton.
The biggest challenge will be transforming the beautiful Johansson into Rodham (below). Inital plans to simply hit the actress in the face with a large stick were abandoned in favor of extensive makeup and prosthetics. In addition, Johansson has reportedly embarked on a conditioning regimen of jelly donuts, bed rest, and self abuse.
Artist's rendition of Scarlett Johansson as Hillary Rodham
TOPICS: Humor
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posted on
05/28/2013 3:35:32 PM PDT
by
WXRGina
To: WXRGina
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posted on
05/28/2013 3:47:51 PM PDT
by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
To: WXRGina
That played by Scarlett Johansson???????????
Reminds of the movie Twins with Danny Devito and Arnold.
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posted on
05/28/2013 4:05:33 PM PDT
by
Fzob
(In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
To: Fzob
No, I can’t see it, either. Even young, she was, well, she was Hillary.
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posted on
05/28/2013 4:14:08 PM PDT
by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
To: WXRGina
Wonder who will play Monica?
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posted on
05/28/2013 4:30:29 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Obama's Enemies List - Yes, you are a crook.)
To: WXRGina
Does Scarlett really want to go down that road?"
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posted on
05/28/2013 4:31:13 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(The red face of shame is proof that the conscience is still operational.)
To: Slyfox
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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posted on
05/28/2013 4:47:54 PM PDT
by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
To: VeniVidiVici
Wonder who will play Monica?Fortunately, that will not be an issue, since this movie will be set in the early seventies, around the time little Monica was born.
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posted on
05/28/2013 4:49:55 PM PDT
by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
To: WXRGina
The little chanteuse
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posted on
05/28/2013 5:18:33 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(I am the "Face Of The Wild, Nasty Hard-Right Fringe")
To: WXRGina
Johansson will need to pull a DiNiro in Ragging Bull and put on about 60 of 70 pounds to play the older Hillary.
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posted on
05/28/2013 5:18:34 PM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: llevrok
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posted on
05/28/2013 5:29:21 PM PDT
by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Maybe she won’t have to play an older Hillary. Maybe they’ll keep it in the early 70s, and she’ll just have to wear thick glasses.
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posted on
05/28/2013 5:30:08 PM PDT
by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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