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Clinton Biopic Presents Challenge [Satire!]
Big Hairy News ^ | May 28, 2013 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 05/28/2013 3:35:32 PM PDT by WXRGina

HOLLYWOOD (BHN)- Sources say that Scarlett Johansson will likely be the actress to portray Hillary Clinton in an upcoming film. The biopic will be set in 1974, when a young Hillary Rodham was making her way inside the Beltway and dating future sexual predator Bill Clinton.

The biggest challenge will be transforming the beautiful Johansson into Rodham (below). Inital plans to simply hit the actress in the face with a large stick were abandoned in favor of extensive makeup and prosthetics. In addition, Johansson has reportedly embarked on a conditioning regimen of jelly donuts, bed rest, and self abuse.


Artist's rendition of Scarlett Johansson as Hillary Rodham


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1 posted on 05/28/2013 3:35:32 PM PDT by WXRGina
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2 posted on 05/28/2013 3:47:51 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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That played by Scarlett Johansson???????????

Reminds of the movie Twins with Danny Devito and Arnold.

3 posted on 05/28/2013 4:05:33 PM PDT by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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No, I can’t see it, either. Even young, she was, well, she was Hillary.


4 posted on 05/28/2013 4:14:08 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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Wonder who will play Monica?


5 posted on 05/28/2013 4:30:29 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Obama's Enemies List - Yes, you are a crook.)
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Does Scarlett really want to go down that road?"


6 posted on 05/28/2013 4:31:13 PM PDT by Slyfox (The red face of shame is proof that the conscience is still operational.)
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.


7 posted on 05/28/2013 4:47:54 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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Wonder who will play Monica?

Fortunately, that will not be an issue, since this movie will be set in the early seventies, around the time little Monica was born.

8 posted on 05/28/2013 4:49:55 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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The little chanteuse


9 posted on 05/28/2013 5:18:33 PM PDT by llevrok (I am the "Face Of The Wild, Nasty Hard-Right Fringe")
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Johansson will need to pull a DiNiro in Ragging Bull and put on about 60 of 70 pounds to play the older Hillary.


10 posted on 05/28/2013 5:18:34 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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What a picture!!!


11 posted on 05/28/2013 5:29:21 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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Maybe she won’t have to play an older Hillary. Maybe they’ll keep it in the early 70s, and she’ll just have to wear thick glasses.


12 posted on 05/28/2013 5:30:08 PM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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